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The hot hooters of a horny haircutter

If you’ve ever had a busty blonde hairstylist with her hooters proudly thrust in your face, and an ass to match, you’ve probably daydreamed about scoring with her.

A haircut with Holly Wood is a wood-raising experience, as Tony finds out after checking out Holly from head to toe.

I asked Holly a few questions after the happy, messy ending to this scene. One of her sexiest features is her voice, and she’s got very good oral skills (as in fuck-me talk and cock sucking) that you’ll hear in the video.

SCORELAND: Do you watch porn? What kind? Do you have any favorite male or female porn stars?

Holly: I’m such a perv. The bigger the cock the more turned on I am in porn! I actually have a list of my favorite performers! It would take me all night to run through it!

SCORELAND: Have you watched your SCORE videos or looked at your photos with a guy?

Holly: Most people are shocked when they realize I’m a porn star. You can see the excitement grow as their eyes light up!

Holly's customer is hoping for a bang-up job as well as a blow dry.

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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Three

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 17, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops

Some guys go for two girls during a night of stripclubbing.

Click here for Part Two

Now, my next suggestion might turn off some of you, but let’s be realistic: You’re not gonna be the first guy she gave a lap dance to and you’re not gonna be the last. A strip club is not the place to find untouched virgins who you’re going to bring home to mama.

I’m going to suggest that unless you’re absolutely sure the girl you just saw onstage is going to give you a great lap dance–and I mean she did just about everything within the legal limit to give you a great show and practically dropped down into your lap–you’re still not ready to take the plunge. Here’s what I mean.

If the club has an open lap dance room (meaning the area where the dancers give lappers isn’t separate from the rest of the club), take some time to see who’s giving the best lap dances. Don’t stare! Don’t turn some poor schlub’s private session into your personal peep show. That’s just not right. It violates some unwritten man rule. But look around. See which dancers are really grinding, which dancers are really giving the customers their money’s worth. Which dancers are always reaching behind their backs and grabbing the patrons’ cocks. Figure out which dancers are always in demand.

If the club doesn’t have an open lap dance area,  there are still things you can do. Conclusions you can draw.

For example, let’s say you see a guy and a dancer walk back to the lap dance room. One song later, they’re walking back out. This could mean only one of three things:

1. The dance sucked and the guy couldn’t wait to get out of there.

2. The dance was great and the guy came quickly.

3. The guy only had enough money for one dance.

If it’s the third reason, you’re fucked. You can’t draw any conclusions.

Of the other two possibilities, chances are the dance sucked, and here’s why: If he came in his pants, he wouldn’t be walking out of the room so quickly. He’d still be back there adjusting himself. Getting himself ready. Tipping the dancer. Exchanging small talk. Then, somewhere near the end of the next song, they’d walk back out.

If the dance sucked, you can definitely tell. He walks out first, she walks out second, they’re not talking to each other, he wants to get as far away from her as possible, but he doesn’t leave the club. He stays because he still has money left to burn. Just not with her.

Of course, if the guy and his dancer are back there for a half hour, you know the dances are good. Another good sign: the guy leaves the lap dance room but the dancer doesn’t. He heads straight for the ATM machine, takes out more cash and heads back into the room. This guy is spending more than he planned on spending because he’s getting the dances of his life. This is the best sign.

So relax. Look around. See who’s enjoying themselves. See which dancers are constantly in demand. They’re not always going to be the prettiest ones (if the regulars seem to be going for the “8” girl and the “10” girl is sitting around smoking and drinking by herself, you can bet who gives the better lap dances).

Now, finally, you’re ready to take the plunge. You’re ready to dip into your wallet and spend some money (or visit the ATM machine).

You’ve done your homework.

You’ve had a few drinks.

You’ve resisted advances from the first dancers who approached you.

You’ve spent some time at the stage.

You’ve smelled, you’ve stared, you’ve listened.

You’ve scouted.

You have your sights set on the girl who’s gonna grind your cock so good, you’ll be cumming by the end of the second song.

Maybe.

Next, read “Rules Of The Room” in Part Four. Because doing your homework only gets you ready for the final exam.

To be continued.

 

 

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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Two

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 16, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tits in Tight Tops

Has this happened to you at your local club?

 

(Click here for Part One)

For now, make sure you have a good view of the stage or stages. Order a drink. Take a good look around. Figure out where the good lap dance action is taking place. Find out the base price for a lap dance in the club (go ahead, ask the bartender. The going price is usually $20 a song in the U.S., £10 or £20 in the UK, although it’s lower in dives, higher in fancy schmancy clubs. Some clubs run hourly specials, like three for 50 or two for 25).You’ll be approached by more dancers who’ll ask either, “Would you like some company?” or “Would you like a dance?” to which your question is still, “Not right now, thanks.” If you have no interest in her at all, say so, but politely. A dancer I knew once said, “I have more respect for a man who has the guts to say ‘No thanks’ or ‘You’re not my type’ instead of the ‘Come back later’ bullshit.”

Of course, you’re not going to be at the bar for long. You’re going to take a seat as close to the stage as possible. If there are seats encircling the stage–and there almost always are–then grab one.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Sit at the stage? I’m gonna be hit up for cash every other minute.

Yeah, you are. But sitting at the stage is a good investment in your immediate lap dance future.

The stage is where it all happens. The stage is where you get to find out how down and dirty a girl really is. Is this chick spreading her legs and showing her pussy during stage shows while the other girls are just taking their panties off and showing bush? If she is, you not only know she’s more daring and dirtier than the other girls. You know she’s willing to do more to earn her money. And that’s an important thing to know when you’re scouting out a lap dancer to spend some time with.

Almost infallible rule: The more explicit a dancer gets onstage, the better she is as a lap dancer. Chicks who are afraid to get down on the stage and spread their pussies and asses (when the club allows it) are not going to go the extra mile in the lap dance room. They’re not going to take it as a point of personal pride to make you cum in your pants by grinding against your cock.

So, to summarize: In a bottomless club, the girls who are showing pussy and spreading their asses will most likely give the best lap dances. In a topless-only club, the girls who are constantly pushing the rules by either pulling aside their G-strings for a sneak peek or pulling their G-strings up their pussies are going to give the best lap dances. In a club where pasties are required, the girls who are most creative with pasty use, the girls who use clear-plastic pasties or are constantly breaking the pasties rule, are the ones not to get the dances from. Shy on stage, shy in the lap dance room. Bet on it.

The stage is also the place where promises are made, where some girls go for the hard sell. For example, the busty dancer is on her knees and leans over to accept your contribution between her tits. She then takes the opportunity to lean in further and whisper into your ear,  “Let’s do a dance later. I wanna make you cum in your pants.”  It is very unlikely that this girl won’t follow through on her promise. She wants repeat business, not a one-timer.

Of course, sitting at the stage also gives you the opportunity to evaluate  other important aspects of the dancer:

Does she look as good up close as she did at a distance?

How’s her breath?

How does she smell?

Is she wearing perfume? This is an important consideration for everyone because nobody wants to smell bad perfume during a lap dance and for married/attached men because you don’t want to go home smelling like another woman (unless, of course, your significant other approves of your lap dance excursions). Another consideration: Is she wearing sparkles? Some strippers think they’re pretty, but those things will rub off on you during your lap dance, and they won’t come off easily. How are you going to explain sparkles in your hair to your wife/girlfriend/significant other?

Whatever it is about this dancer, find out now or risk sitting through the longest lap dance of your life. There used to be a lap dance palace in New York City called The Harmony. The place existed in many incarnations, and in one of them, there were no stage shows, just lap dances, so the whole experience was hit or miss. Well, one time, a girl who I recognized as a SCORE/Voluptuous model (no, I’m not going to name her) was there. Pretty. Exotic. Big, floppy tits. And terrible body odor. The entire lap dance was ruined by her smell, and I couldn’t wait for her to get off of me. The thing is, from a distance, I wanted nothing more than to suck on and play with her tits. But once she got on top of my cock, I couldn’t wait for her to leave.

To be continued.

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New at SCORELAND: The Dolly Fox Report

That sauna's going to get a lot hotter.

It’s the Dolly Fox show at SCORELAND with a new scene plus a second bonus video.

Dolly’s also the covergirl for the new DVD SCORE Girls.

How could a sauna get any hotter than it already is?

Just have Dolly walk into it.

“I like the attention from men and woman and it’s also much fun to do,” Dolly told me. “They always say that you have the best job when it doesn’t feel like working, and that’s what I found in modeling. With the start of my professional modeling, I photograph myself at home, too, just to be naughty.”

Writes Peter, “I would love to see her and Sandra Star in a shoot. It would be like Daphne Rosen and Morgan Leigh all over again.”

And Seth says, “This model kills it. Many have said it very well: She kills clothes, she is arrestingly hot with poses and camera confidence and charisma that is a total turn on…so hot and I am way hopeful she has many amazing shoots with TSG.”

 

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You’re walking down the street and see Micky Bells dressed like this. Do you…

Posted by Dave on Feb 5, 2016 in breast growth, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

Micky's a traffic stopper in Prague.

1. Just stare.

2. Walk on past her while grabbing a sneak peek.

3. Create an excuse to ask her directions.

4. Man up, introduce yourself and strike up a conversation with her.

Or maybe something else?

Micky, pregnant and bustier than ever, returns to SCORELAND today.

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Foxy Danni Lynne is coming to SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Jan 23, 2016 in Boob Watch, bras, Cummin Soon, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

I'm jacking to Danni's big, brown boobs.

It’s funny how we think some people are busty, then we see them next to SCORE or V-Girls and we realize they aren’t as busty as they think. I’m willing to bet that even in her prime, Dolly Parton would have had a hard time qualifying for SCORE. Sofia Vergara? Forget about it.

Pam Grier, star of numerous blaxploitation flicks in the 1970s and then Jackie Brown? Not when you see what Pam Grier-lookalike and SCORE newcomer Danni Lynne has to offer.

Here’s that photo of Danni I’ve been promising for a while. Soon, you’ll get to see her naked. How soon is soon? January 31.

And I’m sure you have one more question. The answer is  yes.

 

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“Hot Jack Talk” courtesy of Danniella Levy

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 21, 2016 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

“If you’re going to have tits this big, it would be silly not to show them,” says Danniella Levy. “I try to wear tops that show my cleavage.”

Danni is a popular girl on the British television channel Babestation. There’s no nudity, but callers communicate with the girl as she poses, gyrates and talks dirty. It’s phone sex on TV.

Danniella is at the top when it comes to verbally making a guy pop. There’s nothing like this on Yank TV, which would be a good name for it.

Log into SCORELAND this afternoon and hear what we mean.

Danni Levy: Eargasms are her specialty.

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Dolly Fox: Big is best when it’s about the chest

For those of you who need your Dolly Fox fix, and there are many of you, the new photo set and video “The Blonde Fox” will feed your Dolly addiction.

B.S. wrote about Dolly’s first SCORE magazine pictorial (January 2016), “Dolly’s layout features a wonderful mix of nasty and nastier views that highlight those 43″ cans. Her completely tanned body adds to the fun. Miss Fox has excellent eye-contact that will make jerking off at her all the more fun.”

“More is better. I never try to hide my boobs,” Dolly said. “I like to show what I have, and there is no better place to show what I have than in SCORE magazine. Whenever I go out, I always show my cleavage in tight tops and wear short dresses and high heels.”

 

"I'm a longtime fan myself of the SCORE Girls," says Dolly.

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Liza Biggs visits The Body Shop. Starts Thursday!

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 6, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

Word to the wise. Do not get Lisa Biggs angry.

That’s what auto mechanic Carlos Rios learns when chesty beauty Liza comes marching into his repair shop with her bill. Liza is boiling over like a red-hot radiator.

One way or another, Liza will get that bill lowered as well as Carlos’ pants. She will definitely straighten things out.

Liza opens her cardigan so he can check under her hood. He’s a sucker for a big-titted honey. Ain’t we all?

Another incredibly horny show from Miss Biggs and her major mufflers.

Honk if you love hooters.

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Seeing is believing: Micky Bells, pregnant and bustier than ever, today at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Jan 1, 2016 in Boob Watch, breast growth, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

Micky's tits clearly don't want to stay in that corset.

We’re not ones to make New Year’s resolutions that we can’t keep. And we’re certain we can keep this one: You’ll find the best big-titted girls in the world at SCORELAND throughout 2016.

I’m confident that we can keep this resolution because we’re starting off the year on the right track: with brand-new photos and video of the great Micky Bells. Or, as I’m calling her now, the greater Micky Bells. Greater than ever.

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, Micky is pregnant. She’s six-months along. And her tits are mindbogglingly big. I mean, I thought they couldn’t get any bigger than they were when the Queen of Cleavage was at her voluptuous best. But I was wrong.

You could spend New Year’s Day watching bowl games. But I’m sure you’ll find a little time to put aside for Micky.

 

 

 

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