Since this is a heavy eating weekend in the United States and for Americans around the globe, this is the right time for a Blog story about: Breastaurants.
Breastaurants: You may know ‘em, you probably love ‘em if you’re a SCORELAND Blog reader.
They have big-screen TVs set to sports channels and bar-style food and beer served by pretty girls wearing sexy, skimpy, tight outfits. A brilliant concept if the right girls are interested in being servers, and they clearly are judging by how easily the breastaurants find their many employees.
The word breastaurant went big about five years ago and has stuck, said the southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation’s Restaurant News. “Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that’s basically what the category is selling.”
The first and original breastaurant was Hooters. Now there is a slew of imitators making bank. Hooters alone made $858-million in 2012, and its closest competitor, Tilted Kilt, took in $123-million. The managers don’t interview waitresses. They audition them.
Here’s my breastaurant rundown of the most well-known names. It seems to me that they’re good places to find potential SCORE models, although my local Hooters didn’t have any waitresses even as busty as the smallest-chested SCORE Girls. I was ready to hand out the SCOREModelsWanted.com business card.
Hooters: Hot girls in their traditional orange booty shorts and chicken wings.
Twin Peaks: Trains its scantily clad girls to touch the table in a sales technique called “touchnology.”
The Heart Attack Grill: The waitresses dress like nurses and serve the world’s greasiest, fattiest food. Criticized by medical professionals.
The Tilted Kilt: The girls wear short, plaid kilts, white socks and belly-baring tops. Hoot-er, mon!
Mugs N Jugs: beer specialists in tight, black tank tops.
Red Neck Heaven: Texas-style tube tops and denim cut-offs. Think Daisy from Dukes of Hazzard.
The CANZaciti Roadhouse: They show more skin than a chicken wing.
Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: Exactly. The skimpier the bikini the more you drink.
Wowies Sports Bar and Grill: Florida girls in skin-tight tank tops and camel-toe yoga pants.
Show-Me’s: White tank tops, pink camel-toe booty shorts and chicken wings in the mid-west.
Stacked Burgers: Created by three ex-jocks. The girls wear denim shorts and the usual tank tops.
Bone Daddy’s: You have a dirty mind. The girls serve in the standard two-piece hottie uniforms.
Cheerleaders Sports Bar and Grill: Yes, and sometimes they do bikini car washes.
The question is, who can eat and drink with a boner?
Posted by Elliot James on Nov 25, 2013 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tit Tricks, Tits in Tight Tops
This girl worked as a hotel clerk?
She played volleyball in high school?
Rene’s killin’ us!
Posted by Dave on Nov 10, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Interviews, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
Elle Flynn, a horny DDD-cup natural from Virginia (she’s now living in Utah), makes her SCORELAND debut today. Elle, who had never before modeled (except for former boyfriends, who should be kicking themselves for losing her), puts on a bra show and has fun with her rack and pussy. Elle is 5’5″, weighs 148 pounds and is a movie buff who also loves cartoons such as Futurama.
She also loves to fuck.
“A friend and I fucked on top of the Boulevard Mall in Las Vegas until security interrupted us,” Elle said. “I think they were watching for a while.”
Elle not only has a great body…she’s also a great cock sucker.
I know this for a fact.
The question is: How do I know?
SCORE: How has being in SCORE changed your life?
Sheridan Love: I get to come to Miami more often and see all the awesome people here. And people all around the world get to see my awesome boobies.
Dave once said that Sheridan reminds him of the classic SCORE Girls of the ’90s. And that’s a good thing.
I look at Sheridan as a kind of neo-Classic SCORE Girl. And her happy-go-lucky personality reminds me of Vixen LaMoore, Morgan Leigh and Angel Gee. They saw, they conquered, they came.
See Sheridan tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Posted by Elliot James on Nov 6, 2013 in Cummin Soon, modeling jobs, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites, swimsuits, Tits in Tight Tops, XLGirls
Jennica Lynn is every inch a “Busty Island Beauty.”
Jennica looks right at home in this tropical Caribbean paradise as she plays in the sun and in the water. This is her first time in the Caribbean, and she’s having a ball.
See this photo set and two bikini videos of Jennica tomorrow at XLGirls.com. Her natural M-cups are just mind-blowing.
Yes, that bikini comes off.
If Rockell lived back in the wild west of the late 1800s, as tomorrow’s fantasy video and pictorial brings to life, there would have been no Klondike Gold Rush. There would have been a Rockell Big-Boob Rush.
It’s no stretch of the imagination to picture Rockell as a dance hall fantasy girl, time-tripping back to 1876 Deadwood, South Dakota. Except there would be no dead wood with Rockell around. Not with her beautiful face, gorgeous body and big boobs.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 25, 2013 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
Jessica Roberts needs a good, relaxing massage. Dressed in denim cut-offs and a tight, orange top with a front zipper, the same kind of outfit she distracts the Chicago White Sox with when they play home games, Jessica heads out for a rubbing. That’s why today’s SCORELAND pictorial and video is called “Rub Her Right, Then Pound Her.”
There’s a masseur with magic hands, and while she’s spending some quality time at his massage spa for ladies only. She always takes advantage of the specials, such as Stiffy Saturday and Friction Friday.
David writes, “Now this is my idea of the perfect SCORE Girl. She’s sweet, pleasant, very attractive, speaks well, and is bright. She comes in and she just matter-of-factly fucks. Just the way a SCORE Girl should be.”
Posted by Dave on Oct 24, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Contest, Deep Inside Scoreland, Digital Magazines, eBoobStore.com, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops, XLGirls
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011′s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 21, 2013 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
A mere 18 years old at the time of this filming, Noelle Easton is already a sex star.
Girls today! I tell ya, it’s another sexual revolution. Many of them jump on the pole as quickly as possible.
The first pole Noelle actually jumped on was a steel stripper’s pole. Noelle danced in a topless club for six months before she decided to go all-in and bonk on-camera.
She’s not only a male teacher’s fuck fantasy. She’s every guy’s fuck fantasy.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 19, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, bras, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Poll, Tits in Tight Tops
We asked in a Poll, “Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”
Most guys have to be dragged along on any kind of female shopping safari. “Can we go home now?” is a familiar lament heard in malls and stores around the world.
However, for this all-important garment, so dear to our hearts and so near to their hearts, the answers were different.
Our survey revealed that:
19% said yes.
33% answered yes and said they offered feedback on her choices during bra selection.
44% said no.
3% said their girl buys her bras on-line, not at stores, depriving them of the pleasures of sitting near or even in the dressing room of the ladies’ lingerie section, depending on how liberal the management is.
So the yeas beat the nays.
Going along on a bra-shopping trip is a healthy activity for men.