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Makin’ hay makes a busty girl’s day

Hay now!

Word scholars teach that “makin’ hay” is short for “making hay while the sun shines.” That saying comes from the fact that it’s difficult to make hay in rainy weather. It changed over the years to “grabbing an opportunity when it presents itself.”

There’s also “making hay” or “a roll in the hay” to mean fucking or making-out. The place where the mythical horny farmer’s daughter takes the farm hand to bang his brains out. I think a roll on the hay makes more sense. (I don’t know anyone who ever fucked in hay. That’s gotta sting.)

I have hay on the brain because the studio manager brought Dave, Karl (a new editorial assistant) and me to check out the studio set for today.

We have a special guest today who has that hot and sweet country girl thing going on, so they built a set for her.

That reminded me of some other famous SCORE and Voluptuous models who’ve baled out on us in barn and stable settings.

Vanessa Montagne made a different kind of country girl. My favorite French cowgirl came to SCORE while on vacation in Florida. This photo set was published in Buxotica #98, a special edition magazine from SCORE.

Vanessa hits the hay in her heels.

Susie Wilden is no hayseed. The blonde barn-burner from London had given many a black eye with those super-natural hangers she used to swing around. We were sorry to see her retire.

Susie looked ready for that roll on the hay, not in it.

This uber-famous XXX foursome with Christy Marks and Terry Nova from the DVD Busty Riding Academy was published in the May ’09 SCORE.

Christy and Terry rolled in the hay and made their day.

Stacey Owen was discovered dancing at the Stringfellows club in London in the summer of 1987 by glamour photographer Peter Kay. She became one of the most-popular big-bust models of the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Stacey Owen has an unusual way of playing guitar.

Cherry Brady put the hee-haw and the yee-haw into her country babe layout from the May 2004 Voluptuous. Luckily, the hay didn’t ignite.

Cherry saddles up. Well, she put her feet up on a saddle.

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Roxanne Miller’s favorite photo shoot

Roxanne Miller (January ’13 and Holiday ’12 SCORE; December ’12 Voluptuous) tells me that her favorite photo shoot is the one that will be running today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.

What does she like about it so much?

“I am a bit of a fetishist… makes me wet…and in that one I look like a mistress,” explains Roxanne, who wears her kinky boots well.

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain if Roxanne forced you to suck her nipples and tongue her pussy and ass.

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Roxanne Miller's magazine debut.

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“Mind if I put my blanket down here? Mind if I suck on your big tits? Mind if I finger your pussy? Mind if I fuck you with my dildo?”

 

It was an event of epic proportions when Angela White and Christy Marks, two of SCORE’s Top 20 girls ever (the readers and members said so), got together on the beach in Eleuthera, The Bahamas. Never before have two girls who love big tits so much gotten to enjoy each other’s big tits so much. Angela, who also slept with Lorna Morgan during that historic week, was like a horny SCORE Man–except she has tits and a pussy–when she got to get her hands and mouth on Christy. As for Christy, the girl is always horny.

Enjoy Christy and Angela in this historic get-together from Big Boob Paradise, now playing at SCOREVideos.com.

 

 

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Jessi Rhodes’ first video plays tomorrow at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on May 16, 2013 in Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Jessi Rhodes made a deep impression when her New Discovery pictorial was shown at SCORELAND.

SCORE, you did great finding Jessi. This is the type of model I want to see and she’s why I joined! Jessi, thanks so much for showing the goods!!!”–club139

“After not being a SCORELAND member for quite a while, this woman is the one that got me to sign up again. More Jessi, please! ASA freakin’ P.”–GFaulkner

“The tan lines on her bum make me want to cum badly.”–addzy

“Jessi Rhodes is adorable. I can’t wait to see more of her.”–Tom

If you want to see Jessi’s first video, log-in tomorrow. I was especially impressed by Jessi’s vocal talents. A sexy voice saying fresh things always cranks up the heat level in a video. Watch this trailer!

Jessi’s first mag is September ’13 Voluptuous, on sale June 25.

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Hair ye, hair ye!

Posted by Elliot James on May 14, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Someone whose follicle forest had caused an unusually dense growth of commentary is back to either tickle your fancy or make your hair stand on end. The reaction ranged from adoration to wigging out. There was no middle ground. And it was all about bush. Bush gets all the blame.

Vanessa started a ruckus the first time she appeared at SCORELAND. She didn’t muff that debut. Now she’s back. Leave it to beaver.

In this time of baldies that have been shaved, waxed, creamed, No-no’ed or depilated in some way, a bearded clam really makes a hairum-scarum impression. Ironically, there were lots of girls like Vanessa in ’70s and ’80s men’s mags. Today, you can’t see the forest for the trees.

Starts tomorrow! Hairs lookin’ at you, Vanessa.

You did ask for a part in the middle.

 

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They got legs

Posted by Elliot James on May 10, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland

If I had to choose SCORE Girls with traffic-stopping legs, this Blog would be 100 pages long. So for now, here are four hotties with luscious, curvy legs that go on forever.

Usually the emphasis is not on their legs in photos or videos, but there are exceptions.

There’s a bad pick-up line that goes, “Are your legs tired? Because they’ve been running through my mind all day.” But I get what the originator of this line meant.

Sophie Mae is a trained dancer and dancing instructor. Years of dance training have paid off. She has world-class pins.

“I don’t like big clothes,” said Venera, another gam goddess. “I like clothes that are tight and show off my body. I might wear a tight skirt or shorts.” Granny dresses and Birkenstocks are not for Venera, for which I give heavy thanks.

“I love wearing heels,” says Beverly Paige. “I will wear heels for a man if I am cooking him breakfast. I will wear them for him. I think that anything that makes you feel sexy is okay. If you wake up in the morning and you look like shit, you are going to feel like shit. So, when I wear heels, it makes my legs look nice, my ass look good and it helps me to radiate confidence.”

And then there is Siri, covergirl of the Spring 2013 Leg Sex magazine. Siri is trained in karate, and that’s great exercise for the legs. Yet I’ve read only one comment about her shapely legs, and that surprises me. Ain’t that a kick in the head?

When we leave the office for lunch, we rarely if ever see the combination of outstanding racks and super-sexy legs, and we’re in South Florida where lots of clothing is rare all year long and bare legs rule. It’s reminder of just how rare SCOREGirls are.

Sophie's a terrific dancer and dance instructor.

Siri strikes a leg pose that's also a key boob pose.

Venera has a leg up on everything a guy wants.

"I love wearing heels," says Beverly.

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A few words (and three photos) about busty strippers

 

Carmen Hayes, worthy of tips…and the entire shaft.

I'd like to get Alia Janine into the V.I.P. room.

Natalie Fiore looks great all slutted up.

Maybe (and I’m willing to admit this is a possibility) I’ve spent too much time in strip clubs. And I know that a lot of you guys love to think of the SCORE and V-Girls as girls-next-door, the kind of girls you might meet at a park or a diner or maybe at work. But me? I like to imagine the SCORE and V-Girls as strippers and hookers. I like the idea of girls getting nasty and sleazy and doing things good girls don’t do.

I’m saying this because a hardcore video of Carmen Hayes goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although it’s not her stripper hardcore scene (that’s at SCOREVideos.com, too), I can’t think about Carmen without thinking about that scene, in which she’s a stripper who fucks one of her customers.

Anyway, this seemed like a good time to show you some photos of SCORE Girls as strippers. Enjoy.

BTW, today in the SCORE Studio, I interviewed a new girl, a busty little blonde, who happens to be a stripper in L.A. I enjoyed every minute. More on that soon. Right now, she’s on the other side of the wall getting fucked.

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A SCORE Girl’s first job

Posted by Elliot James on May 6, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits

What did SCORE Girls do first in the wonderful world of labor before the call of the camera became too powerful to resist? We asked a few sweet things and here’s what they said.

Kaytee Carter: “I’m a country girl. I grew up on a farm with three-thousand acres of hops! I worked the fields and drove the truck. My father was a hops farmer, but we didn’t brew our own beer.”

Natasha Dulce: “I worked at McDonald’s in Tampa, Florida. But I was sent home because I wasn’t wearing my hat. My dad cussed out the store manager, and she fired me.”

Angela White: “I actually worked at Burger King. I used to work the drive-through which was supposed to be a great privilege. I caused a lot of trouble there…good trouble…the trouble where you end up in ice fights trying to get as much ice as we can down each other’s pants. I was a crazy teen…oh, wait…I’m still crazy! Modeling is more fun though!”

Angela: Also forced to wear stupid paper hat.

Natasha: Forced to wear stupid paper hat.

Kaytee: farmer's daughter. Yes. She was.

 

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The big-boobed art of Granamir, Part 2

Posted by Elliot James on May 1, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Fan Art


Inspired by SCORE and Voluptuous Girls and the masters of good girl art, artist Granamir sends his latest illustrations. No captions are needed to explain what’s happening. The punchlines are in the pictures. Humor and slapstick combine with huge-breasted girls in this toon world. His version of the bride of Frankenstein definitely got an upgrade.

Show your own fan artwork to SCORELAND Blog readers by emailing your scans to blog@scoregroup.com or mail them to The SCORELAND BLOG, 1629 NW 84 Ave, Miami, FL 33126.

 

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I was going to ask you what it is about these two photos, but I think I know.

Micky Bells (right), The Queen of Cleavage, with Natalie Fiore, who's no slouch herself. See them deep inside SCORELAND.

Emilia Boshe, another cleavage Queen, new today at XLGirls.com.

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