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Dulcinea is no fantasy. She’s real and real hot

Dulcinea was Don Quixote’s fantasy woman and is only an ideal in Cervantes’ book, but this Dulcinea is incredibly real.

I recommend that you call yourself an art collector, like Brick. It seems to work for scoring hot chicks. A beret and a fake goatee are not necessary but might be helpful. When Dulcinea rents a house from him, she begins bouncing on his lance of love within minutes.

I asked Dulcinea about tit-fucking.

“Tit sex is like my signature move!” she replied. “And I’ve met so many men that have never done it, which blows my mind. I’m always like, “Okay, you’re going to want to sit down for this,” and then I absolutely rock their world! My favorite position is on my knees with their cock between my tits. That way, when they cum, it shoots up all over my face!”

Dave blogged yesterday about Elle Flynn’s return. Dulcinea wasn’t out of sight as long as Elle and the circumstances are different, but this is still a week of comebacks.

“I used to be so self-conscious of my body and my own sexuality,” Dulcinea said. “After coming here and being treated like a queen–getting my hair and makeup done, being styled, and getting to fuck insanely hot guys!–there was no way I could go back to being quiet, bashful little ol’ me! I’m much more confident approaching people now because I see myself as sexy.”

Hold it right there, Dulcinea!

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Cat Bangles tries out her water wings

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 2, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions

“After becoming a model, I’ve become more self-confident,” Cat Bangles explained.

“I was always very sexual, really sexual and open-minded in sex. I watch all of my SCORELAND and XL Girls scenes and I really like to hear myself moan. I think about what I’ve done when I’m home in Boston and I always look forward to going back to Miami. I kinda look at it as my home away from home.”

New Cat at XLGirls.com today. A sunny day on a floatie in a pool overlooking the Miami skyline. Life is good for Cat and for tits & ass lovers.

Cats do like water.

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Jacking and driving: May West has tried it.

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 29, 2016 in Confessions, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, newcomers

“Of things to do, masturbation is in my top five,” May West said. She’s perfected her masturbation habits.

May is back in a very wet masturbation show today at SCORELAND. Her panties get soaked.

“I definitely use toys in my personal play. I like dildos. I also sometimes use paddles and stuff. In the car is hard. I’ve tried while driving. It’s hard to get the angle right. I can get aroused but I can’t get all the way there. I’m usually in bed when I masturbate.”

Driving while masturbating is definitely not the best idea. Driving and masturbating and looking at a phone is even worse. In Rockell’s hitchiker scene, she masturbated in the back seat. That’s a safe way to do it. Sheridan Love will do it in the passenger seat.

That reminded me of a series that was published in SCORE magazine and SCORELAND. In the early 2000′s, Dan Ross wrote “The Jack Report.” There were 12 articles in all, and one piece was about car-jacking. He also included the names of some novelties that could be used in a car.

Dan wrote, “An impromptu survey at The SCORE Group revealed that a third of the staff had engaged in some kind of masturbation while driving. Their jacking activities ranged from feeling themselves through their pants to unzipping themselves and manipulating their cocks or pussies through their underwear to whipping it out or reaching in. Although few of them had car jacked to completion–it’s a tricky maneuver–some had. Most didn’t Car Jack regularly–the heavily trafficked roads in Miami hinder jacking privacy–but all of them enjoyed the occasional pleasure.  According to The SCORE Group’s resident legal expert, although state laws don’t explicitly prohibit masturbating in your car while driving, the police can nab you for disorderly conduct, reckless driving or indecent exposure. For that and other reasons, the Car Jack takes careful planning and execution.”

In my opinion, girls should be passenger seat or back seat jackers. Leave the driving to someone else.

Do not look at this picture of May while driving. Do not jack to it while driving.

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The Office: SCORE style

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 23, 2016 in Confessions, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, Uncategorized

The high-pressure day of a businesswoman is stressful.

That pressure has to be released. Today at SCORELAND, Juliana Simms finds a way during a 20-minute break she has before another damn meeting.

I talked to Juliana after she left the office for the day.

SCORE: Juliana, what attracted you to nude modeling?

Juliana: I was told about The SCORE Group and I thought my body was just right for this kind of modeling.

SCORE: Is there anything we should know about you that we don’t know?

Juliana:  I think that you know all by this time.

SCORE: What clothing do you think you look sexiest in?

Juliana: I think I look sexiest in a dress. Maybe men have other ideas.

Who's really the boss?

 

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Casey Deluxe and her mommy boobs at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 24, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, bras, breast growth, Confessions, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland

Casey Deluxe: a mommy model and a model mommy.

In the last segment of our pregnant Casey series filmed in Germany, Casey oils and massages her nine-month baby bump then showers. See her Sunday.

I’m happy to say Mom and baby are doing fine.

SCORELAND: Casey, congratulations. How is life since you gave birth?

Casey: It is a bit stressful but also very wonderful with the baby.

SCORELAND: What modeling plans do you have?

Casey: I will go on as before but now as a MILF model.

SCORELAND: What size are your boobs now?

Casey: I did not measure them but they have grown since the birth. My bra size is now 80K EU (36J US). I am wearing maternity bras.

SCORELAND: What is this activity about fans sending you pictures of their cocks cumming on your pictures?

Casey: Many fans jerk to my pictures and want to show me how horny they are for me with these pictures. I see it as a compliment and I’m happy about it when they show me their photos and videos.

More Casey at SCORELAND.

New mom Casey will continue to model.

 

Casey: December, 2014.

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Anastasia Lux is well-rounded. And then some!

It’s been over a year since Anastasia Lux debuted at SCORELAND.

When a contributing photographer in England sent a set of Anastasia for Naughty Neighbors magazine, we saw SCORELAND potential in her future and extended an invitation to pose for more shoots. Usually when an independent photographer sends a girl, it’s a one-time thing and she’s rarely seen again. That’s not the situation with Anastasia.

Now more than a year later, Anastasia wrote, “I think that for my first time with SCORE, I didn’t do too bad at all, although this time around, I raised the bar and turned it up to another level. I reckon it might even be worthy of a cover or an award maybe!”

Absolutely. So far, Anastasia has four boy-girl scenes and one threesome with two guys under her garter belt plus hot-body solos and all kinds of bonus videos.

“I’m a very driven person so I can self-motivate myself to achieve more,” beautiful Anastasia said. “I love being curvaceous with a nice silhouette that emphasizes my femininity.”

More of those big, heavy natural boobs capped by huge areolae and more of that well-rounded sexy body today.

lonly69 writes, "Oh, Anastasia Lux, that wonderful body of yours and those big breasts with those hard nipples really make me hard."

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Sandra Star’s big-bang theory illustrated

Sandra's slippery fun.

When über-busty Sandra Star visits Steve as he’s taking a bath, she sticks her big tits in his face. A nice invitation to a dirty dance. “I like sensual foreplay,” Sandra said, “but not for too long!”

Sandra is not into neck-nuzzling, cable TV-style sex. She wants the high hard one right now, and there’s plenty of room in that tub for a hard bang. It’s trickier and way slipperier than fucking on a bed, but Sandra’s in perfect shape for gymnastic-style sex.

“Sandra has the body of a goddess and she celebrates sex like a goddess,” comments a SCORELAND member.

Sandra became a model after entering and winning a contest held in 2010 by the German edition of SCORE magazine. The winner of “Miss Hot SCORE” has kept guys up all night ever since.

See Sandra’s soapy wet-sex scene today.

Sandra's a handful.

 

 

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What does the Fox say at SCORELAND?

How’s the fan reaction been to Dolly Fox’s first SCORE magazine cover (January ’16)?

“They all love it and also the other shoots,” Dolly told me. “Some fans were sending me messages with pictures of them getting the magazine. Makes me a little proud!”

What is one job Dolly, a former waitress, could never do?

“A factory job or anything where I need to do the same thing all day. I would go nuts, but I have a lot of respect for the people who do it every day.”

Dolly’s latest photo shoot is up and running. Log in now to savor it.

Dolly likes to watch big-bust videos. They inspire her.

 

 

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Sheridan Love is the “Housewife With Hooters.” Don’t ya want one?

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 27, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions, DVD, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

What a good wife she would be.

 

“This was a very cute scene,” said Sheridan Love about her XXX SCORE shoot “Housewife With Hooters.”

“It makes me think ‘pin-up.’ I like playing the sweet but naughty housewife. A hard-working man should have a hot wife in naughty lingerie waiting for him at home. In the middle of shooting stills, I was riding Tarzan cowgirl when all the lights went out. Around the corner comes the studio staff with candle-lit doughnuts, singing happy birthday to me while I’m still on his cock. It was both funny and weird.”

This is kind of a follow-up to Sheridan’s “Tonight’s Bride” scene. The wedding night first, now the domestic bliss of coming home to find a busty wife at home with a cocktail in hand for hub while she waits for cock.

Every tit-man should have a Sheridan Love at home.

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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Five & Conclusion

Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage.

Click here for Part Four

LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Or, that dance doesn’t stink. You do!

You’re not going on a date when you enter a strip club and look for a lap dance, but you’re still going to be associating with women. Just because you have what they want (money) doesn’t mean you can be a disgusting pig. So, before you leave for the club:

1. Take a shower or make sure you smell good. You want these girls getting as close to you as possible, and they’re not going to want to if you smell like a garbage dump.

2. Think twice before putting on cologne. What if she doesn’t like what you’re wearing? What if it reminds her of her ex-deadbeat boyfriend (as opposed to her current deadbeat boyfriend)? Remember, you’re not trying to build a long-lasting relationship with her. You’re trying to get her to grind your cock in a way that’ll get you off.

3. Don’t wear rough pants. If you wear denim jeans, make sure they’re soft and pre-washed. Soft khakis are good. Sweatpants are fine, too, if the club allows them. Loose and soft is the way to go. If you have the balls, wear baggy shorts with no underwear. When you get to the club, take your keys and bulky items out of your front pockets.

4. If you haven’t shaved for a few days, shave. If you scrape a dancer’s boobs with your metrosexual stubble, her experience will be less than pleasant, and that will affect your experience. This rule does not apply if you have a full, soft beard.

Then, when you get to the club:

1. Don’t get drunk off your ass. First, you want to exercise some money management. One time, a friend and I went to a ballgame in Montreal. He drank a beer an inning. Then we went to one of Montreal’s notorious strip joints, at which he promptly fell in love with a dancer, convinced himself that she liked him and proceeded to empty his pockets. Of course, when he ran out of money, her love affair with him was over. A drunk guy in a strip club is what’s known as a mark. Nobody wants to be a mark.

2. Don’t be loud and obnoxious. Very few dancers like loud, obnoxious guys (they remind them of their boyfriends).

3. Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage. You’ll score points with all the dancers, who’ll be more eager to score with you.

4. Don’t tip for a single lap dance. If you do, you will lock yourself in with that dancer. If you buy three or four dances from a girl, then you can throw in a tip after the final dance. Make her work for her money.

5. If you can swing it, tip the bouncer when you walk in. He’ll appreciate it and leave you alone (unless you’re violating the “Rules of the Room”).

6. If you intend to shoot a load during the dance, go to the men’s room while you’re hard or semi-hard and put on a condom. Otherwise, you’ll stain your shorts and pants and make a mess.

7. Dancers know they have hot bodies or they wouldn’t have been hired by the club, but they still need verbal reinforcement. Compliment her on her hair and body while she’s lapping you (without sounding like a porno perv).

8. Between  dances with the same girl, take a break for a chat (the length of one song) and offer to give her a foot massage. Dancers love foot massages (they’re standing on high heels for eight hours at a time), and when she starts her next dance, she’ll probably be more generous with her body.

9. Be nice to her. Use your hands to make love to her body. Just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to feel good. When she’s sitting on your lap with her back to you, breathe lightly on the nape of her neck or into her ear. These are powerful erogenous zones for a woman, and even the toughest dancer will find herself getting turned on.

10. Keep the grinding rhythmic and strong when she is sitting on your lap. Match her motion, as if you’re dancing with her.

There are a few more touchy subjects we should deal with, too.

V.I.P. Rooms: Once she’s sitting on your lap, there’s a good chance she’ll try to lure you into the V.I.P. room. V.I.P. rooms tend to be very pricey, and what you’ll receive in the room varies from club to club and state to state (in some cases, you’ll get nothing more than a more-private experience and a bottle of overpriced champagne; in other cases, and for considerably more money, you’ll get a hand job, maybe a blow job, maybe full service). If you don’t want to go into the V.I.P. room, just say to her, nicely, “No thanks. I’m fine out here.” If she keeps pushing you, she’s a money-hungry whore and it might be time for you to cum and run. Or just run.

The Lap Dance Room Blow Job: Yes, there are clubs (I’ve been in them) where blow jobs or hand jobs, sometimes even full, sit-on-your-cock sex, are offered in the Lap Dance Room. I’ve been in clubs in which the girl pulled my cock out and went down to suck without even asking. Now, this might be tough to do in this situation, but it’s important: Insist on a condom. Because your cock won’t be the first cock she’s sucked in the Lap Dance Room. And it won’t be the last. Can you be positive that the last unsheathed cock she sucked was disease-free? No, you can’t!

Got all that? Now go out and get your dance!

Editors: Dave Rosenbaum & Elliot James

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