Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.
SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?
Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.
Princess: Certified nursing assistant.
SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!
Princess: At least we can take care of you!
SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?
Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.
Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.
Posted by Dave on Feb 4, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland, newcomers, swimsuits, The Life of an Editor
Beautiful, naturally stacked newcomer Codi Vore returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video. She’s wearing a bikini, and that always does it for me. Bikinis, tight tops, sweaters…all that stuff.
Of course, we all love when the girls get their tits out, but I’ve always been big into the prelude, the setup, what the girl’s wearing before she takes off her clothes. I will often watch every second of the first three or four minutes of a XXX scene, the part before they get to the action, then fast-forward and skip through the rest of it. Even to this day, even though I know the setup and setting is almost always a fantasy (except in reality scenes), my mind buys into it. A model who I know isn’t a nurse plays a nurse? Now she’s a nurse. A woman who I know is married plays a divorcee? She’s divorced. So and so is sweet and innocent even though I know how much she loves to fuck? Now she’s sweet and innocent.
But I’m getting off-track. Bikinis…love ‘em. Because, after all, how many times in a year, in your life, do you see a woman like Codi at the pool or beach, packing a bikini like she is here? There’s a reason the swimsuit issue of SCORE is always one of the most-anticipated and best-selling of any given year, and that’s part of it. Also, of course, it’s the ultimate cleavage show. And these girls look spectacular in bikinis.
The swimsuit issue is almost always in August, and one year, we decided to do it in the October issue. When the August issue came without bikinis, we got tons of letters asking, “Where’s the bikini issue?” or “Don’t tell me you did away with the swimsuit issue!”
I wonder what would happen if we devoted an entire issue to photos of girls in swimsuits, tight tops and sweaters? I wonder how well it would sell. Some guys would scream, “Where the fuck is the nudity?” but a lot of guys would like it. Not that we’re planning on doing this, but it would be interesting.
Codi Vore would definitely be in it.
At SCORELAND, Mischel Lee is relaxing at a spa, sipping a cocktail, her hot body doing a bikini justice. Then Nick comes in from the sauna and sits next to her. His towel becomes a tent when he sees Mischel.
I asked Mischel if she’s always sported a bush, something that gets her a lot of attention from SCORE guys.
“Of course, I have shaved in my life, but that’s just not my style,” she said. “All models are shaved like babies now and I know that men like at least a little hair!”
Over at XL Girls, Cami Cooper is back. A mature mom, Cami decided late in life to show off her big tits and big ass and do hardcore. A friend suggested the idea, so she contacted us.
“I maybe have sex three times a week at home,” Cami said, “but not with guys who do porn like Carlos.” Carlos was her first fuck-friend at XL Girls. “I like large, thick cocks, and he had one for me.”
In my opinion, Katie Thornton should wear a skinny bikini in every photo shoot. It would never get old, at least for me, although I admit it’s not a practical idea.
The fact is, Katie could be photographed wrapped in a bed sheet and her hotness would still come through.
“I love wearing bikinis,” Katie said. “I love spending time in places where I can wear bikinis all day. I like to shop for bikinis while I’m visiting Miami.”
Katie loads up on the oil in this new SCORELAND scene.
Last year she won the Newcomer of the Year contest. Will she win Model of the Year?
Posted by Elliot James on Jul 19, 2016 in swimsuits
Check out SCORE‘s Bikini Girls.
Fast-paced, non-stop, big-boobed bikini busting babes in this video include Amy Anderssen, Tigerr Benson, Valory Irene, Sheridan Love and lots more. Over 30 minutes of skintastic swimsuit stretchers at play. A lot more fun and educational than watching a political snooze-fest convention.
You’re at the beach or pool this 4th of July Weekend. Rachel Raxxx walks by wearing this bikini. Do your balls explode on the spot?
Do I have to remind you that she’s only 18 years old?
Do I have to remind you that she also fucks on-camera?
Rachel Raxxx, new solo photos and video, Monday at SCORELAND. There’ll be some fireworks, that’s for sure.
Posted by Elliot James on Jun 17, 2016 in Awards, DVD, Letters and comments, New DVD Releases, print magazines, swimsuits
June 20 is the official first day of summer ,and Sheridan Love is ready, willing and ample-bodied to rock a bikini.
Sheridan lives in Las Vegas but could easily fit into the South Florida lifestyle. This is a place where girls naturally don’t wear a lot of clothing.
The 2015 Hardcore Performer of the Year (June ’16 SCORE) has her own DVD (All The Way In) and a big fan base of followers. Look for Sheridan at adult fan expos. Reader G. T. won Sheridan’s bra in our magazine giveaway contest.
“I try to go to the conventions that Sheridan’s attending,” he said. “My plans for her bra are to place it inside my pillowcase so that I can have her wonderful orbs of joy near my head so I can dream about her nightly. I also want to have it wrapped around my manhood when I jerk off watching her video!”
Posted by Elliot James on May 12, 2016 in Life With Big Tits, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, swimsuits, Tits in Tight Tops
SCORE 2015 Newcomer of the Year Katie Thornton pops her bikini today. She’s a living billboard for suntan oil. Katie could rule Miami if she ever moved here from Manchester, England.
Katie owns a beauty salon back home and her goal is to open a few more.
“A lot of my friends in my hometown have big boobs,” Katie told us. “We all go out and get a lot of attention.”
Friends? Big boobs?
We need to get Katie’s friends to check out BeASCOREModel.com.
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 29, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, swimsuits, Tits in Tight Tops
Coming home with the show-stopping Sandra Star, Dellon and Sandra find Denis passed out in his apartment. What are bros for? Instead of tossing him out, Dellon starts getting busy on the bed with Sandra while Denis is comatose. Sandra finds, this funny and when Denis wakes up from his stupor, Sandra invites him to join in. The guys take turns ravishing Sandra and boning her foxy ass in a blazing three-way.
Sandra said she likes to wear swimsuits that are “tight and show a lot of cleavage, cut high on the hips like a Baywatch swimsuit, or bikinis.” In this Bonus video, Sandra wears one of her favorite suits. A lot of wives and girlfriends must smack their husbands and boyfriends when Sandra goes to a hotel pool for the afternoon.
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Saturday at SCORELAND, newcomer Lila Payne packs her JJ-cup naturals into a granny bathing suit and makes it look better than any dental floss monokini I’ve ever seen. A reader recently wrote, “Please show the girls in tight T-shirts, huge bras that fit them, bathing suits that are the right size and not ridiculous postage stamp bikinis. It is not necessary with your goddesses to outfit them in ridiculously ill-fitting, tiny outfits in order to make them seem bigger.” That’s the kind of bathing suit Lila is wearing in this photo set and video.
Sunday, super-packed, super-stacked natural Micky Bells does housework. This reminds me of the scene a long time ago when Diane Poppos was videotaped by her then-husband while doing housework.
Shine your knob while Micky shines a mirror.
Dive into Lila’s plush cleavage.
Watch a basketball playoff game. Jack during timeouts. Watch a soccer game. Jack while waiting for someone to score a goal. Watch a baseball game. Jack between innings.
This WEEKEND, Micky and Lila are here to make you happy even if your favorite team loses.