Posted by Elliot James on Jun 6, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, bras, Contest, Letters and comments, Life With Big Tits, print magazines, The Life of an Editor
Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways.
Veteran SCORE Man D.R. was announced as the winner of Minka’s most-recent signed bra giveaway (November ’12 SCORE).
“Holy shit!” D.R. wrote when I contacted him. “Minka has been my favorite model for a long time and I think I have all her videos and SCORE mags. As a founding member of SCORE, please keep looking for another Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I will send you a pic of Minka’s bra and me when I figure out how to display it in my man-cave. I am so happy. Merry Christmas to me!”
Well, D.R. kept his promise and sent us this photo with Minka’s mounted bra behind him. Man, does he look content. “I have mounted it to my Dale Earnhardt Jr. race tire in my man cave,” D.R. told us. “I love it. Thanks, Minka and SCORE.”
Thank you for the photo, D.R. Nice to see that a place of honor has been created for that amazing colossal hooter holster. October ’13 will mark Minka’s 19th year as a SCORE Girl. She debuted as a covergirl in the October ’94 issue.
I mentioned that Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways. Here’s why.
A box showed up recently with a letter. Inside the box was an authentic Minka 44KK bra in pristine condition, signed and dated 9/19/08 from our April ’09 giveaway. This was the first bra return in over six years of bra contests. Also in the box was a mint copy of the November ’07 SCORE signed by Christy Marks from another contest. (That issue was Christy’s first magazine appearance.) The letter explained what was going on.
“To Elliot James: My new bride doesn’t want me to have these hanging around so I’m returning them to you at SCORE. An autographed copy from Christy and Minka’s autographed boulder holder. Yes, I was a double winner. Please find a new home for them.”
This is not as critical as finding a basket with two puppies on your doorstep, but we still need to find a new place of honor for these two prime articles of SCORE magazine history. So we’re re-running the contests in one shot in the October ’13 issue, on-sale July 9.
This is the first time Minka’s bra has been dumped for another woman. (And congrats to our reader on his marriage.)
This scene caught the eye (and whatever else) of SCORELAND member Jack from Chicago. Jack writes, “Her recent clip on SCORELAND was simply off the charts…The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene of all I’ve seen.”
Jack also writes, “I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure.”
And then he writes, “In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual ladies of all time.”
I have no further comment about this. I’m presenting what Jack wrote simply because I find it entertaining. I never expected to see “Sensual Jane” and “Barbra Streisand” mentioned in the same letter, but there they are.
The other day, I received a letter from regular contributor T.N. I edited it down a bit, but the basic idea is, when do you show your girl your collection of big-tit mags? For some of us, the answer is, “Never,” but T.N. thinks we should re-consider that position. I don’t know. I once went on a first date with a girl who I thought wouldn’t have had a problem with it. She was dressed completely slutty, big boobs pouring out. When I told her I was an editor of men’s magazines, I expected her to say, “Can I be in it?” Instead, she walked out on me. So go figure.
Anyway, T.N. writes: “We all have to make tough decisions in life and one of mine has become, when do you introduce SCORE into your girl’s life? Prior to becoming a SCORE fanatic, I used to read Playboy and I had one of my first girlfriends stumble upon my collection one day and ask me, “Why do need these anymore when you have me?” Truth was I liked to look at the pretty pictures and take care of myself, but that was tough to tell her. So I told her I threw them out and then stashed them where she would never find them. Turns out she was a bit of a prude.
“But soon thereafter my tastes became sophisticated and I became a SCORE maven. Now it’s a whole new ball game when you’re talking about SCORE. First things first, never, and I mean NEVER, let a small-breasted girlfriend find your stash of SCORE. Put those babies where she’ll never find them and just appreciate her for herself and her small boobs.
“But when you do land a big-titted girlfriend, things change for the better. First off, you’ve got a big-titted girlfriend! Second, if you’re confident in your relationship, you can show her your issues of SCORE. I did so with one girl who had a set of savage knockers. I showed her the magazine and some of the letters I had written to ‘Scorecard,’ and after she read some of my letters, she got quiet for a while and then said, ‘l really like this, let’s make a letter!’ Who was I to say no, and although she is long gone, we made a letter together that got published in ‘Scorecard.’
“I’d like to write more but as I’m writing this my current girlfriend (38DDs) has just settled in between my legs for what looks to be either a blow job or a titty fuck. (She said that she gets turned on by my writing.) So I’m going to have to concentrate on that right now. But I think all readers who get their letters/stories published in SCORE should introduce their big-breasted girlfriends to SCORE. It’s worked well for me.”
S.B. writes “Scorecard” (email@example.com) and has several observations to relay to his fellow SCORE Men. (I wonder if he works as a surveillance officer in a casino. This is detailed stuff here.)
“Last night in a Waffle House, a stunning blonde came in. She had a perfect figure topped off by blonde bangs. The doll had on a sweet pair of white shorts that showed off her lovely legs delightfully. When she sat down, a great deal of her darling thighs went on display. This showed more than we might see if she had a dress on. Her ankles and feet were attractive in a cute pair of sandals. When she went to the restroom, I won’t say how my dirty mind was thrilled by the idea of the babe taking her shorts off in the same building I was in. Or how sad I was that she later pulled her shorts back up. Her hubby has no idea how lucky he is to sleep with a doll with all these assets.
“So, No. 1: White shorts will do wonders for any girl’s legs in SCORE, especially with the big tits higher up.
“No. 2: Another popular item for girls is called ‘Capris’ up north. These are pants that extend to about a foot above her feet. They are between full-length pants and shorts. The result is sexy. It seems most Capris are worn snugly in the ass. Seeing a doll’s ass bounce around inside Capris is as much fun as following them while they’re wearing jeans. It some ways, it is more sexy since their legs are visible. And I almost forgot: Sometimes if you are lucky, you can see the outline of her panties inside her Capris. And you know what is inside her panties.”
I couldn’t find much in the way of SCORE Girls wearing S.B.’s Capri pants except for this Karla James photo set. I like the white shorts idea better than the pants idea since there’s a lot more leg to see. The tighter it is, the better to see camel toe. Of course, this kind of letter also gets replies from the guys who don’t give a damn about clothing, sexy or not, and just want skin as fast as possible.
Clothing aside, this business of thinking about a fox he saw going into a restaurant ladies’ room and imagining her dropping her shorts and panties in a stall is the work of a dirty mind at its finest. S.B. has the mind of a first-rate men’s magazine photographer. I think like that, too, although I don’t go to waffle restaurants. Maybe it’s a good place to find models.
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 21, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, birthdays, Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, Life With Big Tits, Other SCORE Group websites, Tit Tricks
Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.
“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”
So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.
There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.
Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.
It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ‘em and lick ‘em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.
Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.
Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.
Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.
A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.
Posted by Dave on Apr 20, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Digital Magazines, eBoobStore.com, Letters and comments, Other SCORE Group websites, print magazines, swimsuits
The July ’13, 164-page special collector’s issue of SCORE is now officially on-sale everywhere (the digital version has been on-sale for over a week). We’re proud of every issue of SCORE but especially this one. The praise has been pouring in, and there’s nothing like testimonals from readers. Here’s one from regular Blog reader C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. Thanks for the kind words, C.A. The rest of you can get your copy at eBoobStore.com.
“Wanted to comment on the fabulous July 2013 collectors issue. It is a splendid issue and a true keeper. Thank you. It takes us on a fantastic big-tit journey from SCORE’s 1992 begining right up to the present and I enjoyed every mile. Make no mistake, the future for SCORE is brighter than ever and I’m bracing myself for the next 20 years.
“You talked about how you took on Gent, and that was no mean feat, to me a real life tale of David and Goliath, and the rest as they say is history. Being from the UK, I didn’t come across Gent very often but have over the years, had copies and like a lot of top-shelf mags found it very glossy and a little impersonal, but this isn’t something you get with SCORE. From the very first issue I got, I immediately felt part of something, an exclusive club that members got first class V.I.P. treatment every time. SCORE is often described as a boob-brotherhood, and that’s exactly what it is and exactly what it always will be.
“So back to the issue. From the second I set eyes on Candy Cantaloupes destroying her bikini on page seven, I knew the next 150-odd pages were going to blow my mind, and true to form, you didn’t disappoint. Big, heavy tits, naturals or enhanced, shapely asses and spread pussies that took it to the next level, many I knew and some I didn’t. I guess I’m considered a new reader as I didn’t start getting SCORE regularly till 2002, so there’s so much I missed, and this issue is a great way for me to get a look at what I missed, which was lots of the so-called Golden Age. L.A. Bust, Crystal Topps, Bethany Bustin, Montana and Angel Eyes, to name a few. Summer Cummings is another I wasn’t too familiar with, and her page 30 pic has me a fucking mess. Amazing!
“It was really interesting watching the slow transition from super-sized mega-tits of the above-mentioned girls into the era of the soft, heavy natural titties of the likes of Merilyn Sakova, Nicole Peters, LDM, Lorna Morgan and Karina Hart. As I’ve said many times, I love both, and SCORE always caters to the tastes of all tit men, which is great. I think it’s safe to say I’m gonna spend many happy hours looking through this issue again and again, so many thanks for that and just maybe this could be the start of many more specials to come: a bra special, tits in tight tops special, silicone special, an LDM special? I hope so.”
SCORE wife G.D. recently wrote the “Scorecard” letter forum (firstname.lastname@example.org): “I am a big fan of Jenna Valentine’s and I follow her on Twitter. I think she is amazing. She has a great retro look and I am in love with her pale skin. Her breasts are so full and I would do anything to spend a night with her. (My husband can watch.) My husband prefers Micky Bells. He thinks she is very sexually arousing and says that his fantasy is to have her titty-fuck him while I watch. He is a big fan of deep cleavage, so I understand his preference.”
We don’t get many emails or letters from women, so right off the snap, I found this very interesting. After reading it, I wondered how many women fantasize about SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. There are probably a lot more femme fans than I ever realized. The adult conventions seem to attract more women attendees than ever.
G.D. would “do anything” to spend the night with Jenna.
How many women who are not models themselves or want to be models follow models on Twitter or Facebook? Do they live vicariously through models?
Does anyone have a wife or girlfriend who is a fan of any girls to the extent that G.D. is?
SCORE reader S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes: “I think it’s fair to say that I have an uncontrollable obsession with big-boobed naturals. I’ve had this obsession since my late teens. I’m 39, soon to be 40, and I can tell you that nothing has changed. No, I wasn’t breast-fed as a baby, or at least as far as I was told. I promise you that I am the most big-boob obsessed of all SCORE readers.
“I am single and I love it, partly because of you and your adorable, busty models. I have family members asking me all the time, ‘When are you going to get married? When are you going to find a wife?’ But they just don’t understand. I am addicted to SCORE and V-Mag. I know that nowadays, some women don’t mind if their lovers or spouses look at porn magazines, but c’mon, how many are like that? Probably not many at all. The ladies would just get jealous even if they say they approve because they’d feel like I’m looking at the mag too much and not enough at them. So I just stay single. That solves everything except when parents bitch about when you’re ever going to get married. Right now, I can’t answer that, and you’re partly to blame for that, SCORE. But I like it.”
Okay, honestly? I’m not sure how I feel about this letter. On the one hand, I love that S.M. loves our mags and our girls. On the other hand, I’m wondering–and he doesn’t address this–whether he ever has sex with actual flesh-and-blood women, big-breasted or otherwise.
And I have another question: Aren’t there ways to enjoy SCORE and SCORELAND either 1.) Without your significant other finding out; 2.) Along with your significant others; or 3.) With her blessing? Or is jealousy always going to rear its head?
You guys out there who are married or have a girlfriend or a significant other…how do you deal with your love of SCORE and V-Girls?
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 6, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Letters and comments, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, newcomers
Look at those classic lines. The contours and curves that won’t end. That chassis. Those state-of-the-art bumpers. Those huge headlights. Who would not want to take chesty blonde Janne Hollan out for a test drive in the country?
The super-voluptuous covergirl of the October ’12 V-mag is a customer service rep for a car company in Prague. Yes, a part-time model with a full-time job. I love that.
I would bet a bunch of Euros that Miss Hollan can sell any car she wants to any customer she approaches. Who would have the will power to say no? Just sign.
Janne, her lush, creamy body and her kinky black boots are at SCORELAND today.
We don’t shoot many pictorials of models wearing boots like this. It reminds me of a lengthy letter a reader sent in once about Nicole Peters. He loved seeing the girls in thigh-high boots and raved about a shot of Nicole in long, black boots.
Posted by Dave on Apr 3, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Confessions, Letters and comments, Life With Big Tits
This isn’t exactly news, but I’m going to say it anyway: There is a wide gap between how women perceive themselves and how they are perceived by men. What most women see as imperfections, many men see as perfect turn-ons.
A few examples. Most women, as they get older, hate their wrinkles and try to hide them. But, as the editor of 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com, I know that lovers of mature women love wrinkles.
Most women don’t like stretch marks on their breasts. They’ll do anything not to get them. Some women don’t want to breast-feed because they’re afraid of getting stretch marks.
They need not fear. Most men who love big, natural breasts also love stretch marks on those breasts. For one, they’re proof that the breasts are natural. Second, they’re proof of how big and heavy they are.
You know the old line, “Does this dress make my ass look too big?” For most men, the truthful answer would be, “Yes, and I love it!” But try to convince the average woman that her great, big ass is a great, big ass.
Which brings me to blue-veined beauties. Yep, blue-veined beauties. I was just doing some research on the Internet. I found posts by a lot of women who were horrified by the thick, blue vein running through their big boobs. But notice how I called them blue-veined “beauties.” I’ve yet to meet a lover of big, natural tits who doesn’t get turned on by that blue vein.
E.S. recently wrote, “I’ve noticed how the naturals have a very prominent vein on each breast. Some may think it unattractive. I just think of it as part and parcel to having such nice large breasts. I know that arteries carry oxygen rich blood throughout the body, and veins carry oxygen depleted blood back to the heart. Is there a reason why the veins on large breasted women are close to the surface of the skin? Or is it just because of the color of the blood that they are so noticeable? Could you have an expert/doctor explain this?”
So our resident expert, Elliot James, explained, “The skin surrounding the breasts is thinner. As breasts enlarge and change, more arteries and veins are created and also become more visible. Paler-skinned women show this more than other women.”
Now, I do not recommend that you say to your significant other, “Honey, I love your big, fat ass and stretch-marked, blue-veined tits.” Not unless you want to sleep on the couch for the next, say, seven years. But wouldn’t it be nice if women saw themselves as we see them?