Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.
Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:
A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”
Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”
Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”
Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”
Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”
Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”
Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”
In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.
Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.
Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.
Dave asked young newcomer Milly Marks, “What do you think about porn cock?”
“It’s scary, but it’s hot so it’s cool, and it feels good,” Milly replied.
Some girls are just more girl than other girls. Milly is one of those girls.
“I fuck all of the time if there’s someone around that I want to have sex with, but if not, I’m constantly getting myself off, which is still cool with me. If I’m around someone I want to fuck, then I’ll fuck them at least three times a day. It’s hard for a lot of normal people to keep up with my kind of crazy sex drive.”
Now about today’s big SCORELAND show.
The odds of driving along and spotting a stranded hitcher with Milly Marks’ face, body, boobs and sex appeal are astronomical. I’m sorry to tell you this, but it just doesn’t happen. As a fantasy, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
Brad is about to find out how much girl Milly is. He feels compelled to help this angel in distress, and part of that roadside assistance is to take her back to his place so she can “recharge her cell phone battery.” Those lousy batteries can be better than having a great wingman.
Anatomy award winner Roxi Red is a woman of many talents and skills, as seen at SCORELAND since her debut. It’s always been one-on-one for Roxi…until now!
Those two fuckin’ guys Tony and Jimmy have moved into a house. It’s perfectly clean, but Jimmy calls The Greatest Maid Service In The World because he feels the house needs a woman’s touch.
The real reason is that he needs a woman’s touch on his junk. Tony doesn’t see the need for a cleaner until they see Roxi walk to their front door. Then they go into shock.
Whoever said that more than a mouthful is a waste never saw Roxi. The guys will need to call another maid to clean off the mess she inspires them to make. Roxi is more powerful than Viagra.
I have the perfect way for you to start your weekend.
Watch Elle Flynn suck cock and fuck at SCORELAND.
Elle hasn’t fucked on-camera for anyone but us (and this is her first XXX scene in nearly three years). She has done a lot of fucking in her life. In fact, she fucks for fun and money at The Love Ranch in Crystal, Nevada.
My favorite part of this scene is when Elle jacks her guy to completion onto her big naturals. As the guy spurts and Elle’s tits get covered with cum, she looks up at him with a big smile on her face. Elle is very proud of herself.
This from a girl who had never thought she could be a model before she came to SCORELAND.
Saturday: Spa day with Maya Milano.
Sunday: Dulcinea at a nude beach and more.
Enjoy your weekend!
Posted by Dave on Feb 22, 2017 in Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
Today at SCORELAND, Danni Lynne has her first three-way. I’m very excited about this. Danni is one of my favorites. Tony and Jimmy, who got the honors of doing Danni, were very excited about this, too.
The scene has added interest for me because of the setup: Danni needs a new mattress moved into her bedroom, so she calls her neighbors to help. It’s very important for a woman like Danni, who fucks a lot, to have a good mattress. These days, I’ve been experimenting with new mattresses, and the experience has not been enjoyable. It would be a lot more enjoyable if I could test mattresses with Danni.
Fact: Firm mattresses are better for fucking. They support you better so you don’t fall into the bed. If you want to fuck deep, a firm mattress is the way to go.
The guys cum all over Danni’s face and huge naturals. The photo set has some great cum shots. She really gets doused.
Thursday at SCORELAND: Katie Thornton returns.
Posted by Dave on Feb 19, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, Other SCORE Group websites, The Life of an Editor, XLGirls
It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.
As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.
Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.
As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?
Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!
Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.
So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.
SCORELAND’s wild weekend lineup, kicked off by the debut of Princess Pumpkins continues with 38F-cupper Paige Turner, a girl who is just ridiculously hot.
We actually have the Subway chain to thank for Paige. (I can’t think of any foot-long jokes.) Paige used to work there then became a dancer at a club where a customer recommended that she pose for SCORE.
Paige has prominent nipples that get rigid from a stiff breeze. She’s a screamer and prides herself on her tit-fucking skills.
In today’s show, Paige is having some me-time with one of her toys. (“I masturbate every night before I go to sleep,” she says.) Tony hears moaning coming from the bedroom, so naturally he has to perv on her and opens the door to peep. Paige spots him spying and tells him to come over and bring his cock with him.
If you’ve seen Paige sucking cock in her previous videos, you know she’s a golden throat winner. She gags, drools, deep throats, sucks balls and makes that popping sound. Paige should make a training film.
Tomorrow: Milly Marks
Sunday: Stefania Kinskih
Brunch is on Mischel Lee. Really on her.
How does Mischel Lee handle a hungry man?
Two hungry men?
We’ll see how she does that. This is not Kitchen Nightmare. This is Kitchen Wet Dream.
Mischel has served Steve and Max a fine meal. The busty and bushy brunette clears the table and returns with some pastries. Steve wants this piece of eye candy for dessert instead and gets his bro to join in.
Mischel isn’t the appetizer, the side order or the leftovers. She is the full main course.
Rachel Raxxx practices good oral hygiene. You may have noticed that by her dazzling smile.
Peter, the stunt-dick in tomorrow’s scene, gets a first-hand view.
Then she swaps the toothbrush for Lucky Peter’s peter.
Rachel watches her SCORELAND videos at home. She says she watches them alone and studies herself. “I could tell I needed to let go and really enjoy myself,” Rachel said after her debut. Hey, she’s only 19. Months later, Rachel’s become more confident and relaxed, and it shows. But from day one, I thought she came across on-camera as natural, relaxed and genuine.
This scene mixes some of the “morning ritual” shoots we do now and then with fucking. The “morning ritual” shoots are usually solos and are meant to show a girl doing her chick stuff in the bathroom while getting ready for the day. They started back in the late ’90s with Dixie Bubbles. The one “morning ritual” that always sticks in my mind is the one Lorna Morgan did during On-Location Key Largo week in 2001.