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Words fail me, so I’m hoping you can help me describe what we’re seeing in this photo

Posted by Dave on Jun 20, 2015 in Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

Great Brit newcomer Katie Thornton from a photo set you'll be seeing at SCORELAND today. Elliot calls her "the perfect SCORE Girl." I have to agree.

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Valory Irene brings her titty talents to South Beach

The spectacular Miami scenery.

“Valory’s Florida Vacation,” in which the great Valory Irene shows off her incredible body and spectacularly shaped naturals all over Miami, Florida and South Beach, kicks off today at SCORELAND. And while it’s true that Valory spent two days in our neck of the woods and acted like a tourist–meaning she saw the sights and went to the beach–it’s also true that Valory isn’t just vacationing in Florida. She’s living here, too. Yes, Valory is no longer living in Ukraine, and if you’ve been keeping up with the news, you know that’s a good thing. She’s now living in Florida, and she hopes to go for her masters degree in finance (she already has a bachelors).

“It’s so nice to be in Florida,” Valory told me. “And I think my breasts have gotten bigger!”

Are the two related? Possibly. Sunshine and warm weather are good for tits. Also, Valory is probably eating a healthier diet than she did in the Ukraine. She certainly looked healthy when I saw her.

That was the first time I’d met her, by the way, and I was charmed. She’s pleasant, intelligent, funny. And that body…she was wearing what should have been a loose-fitting T-shirt and shorts, and she looked spectacular. I really wasn’t ready for how impressive she is in person.

I asked Valory the difference between American and Ukrainian men, and she said, “Here in Florida, people are more relaxed. More friendly. They have more fun. They dress more casual. In the Ukraine, women dress up all the time. Even if they want to throw out the garbage, they always have makeup on. Here, it is not like that. And about men, some American men are too forward, which I don’t like. It depends on the person. Some are very nice.”

She also said, “Men are men.” I think she meant that in a good way.

Anyway, welcome to America, Valory Irene. It’s great to have you and your tits in close proximity.

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Hanging out in the kitchen with Larissa Linn. Who has the greatest hangers ever?

Posted by Dave on Jun 13, 2015 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland

Larissa Linn is just hanging out in the kitchen.

Newcomer Larissa Linn, who returns to SCORELAND today, has great natural hangers. She’s 21 years old (her birthday was this past Sunday, June 7), and she still has great hangers. What surprises me about Larissa’s tits is that they’re full and heavy and yet they still hang beautifully. Usually, great hangers are a bit more pendulous (think Autumn-Jade before her growth spurt and Nicole Peters, who might have the greatest hangers ever).

Okay, who has the greatest hangers ever? I think Larissa is in the conversation. She’s also going to be in the conversation for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year.

 

 

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Bikini sex, bigger-than-big boobs and Amy Anderssen

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 12, 2015 in Boob Watch, Hardcore XXX, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

Men applaud when Amy walks past them.

Fresh air is nice. Banging Amy is even nicer.

Here is my theory.

Ridiculously small string bikinis and monokinis were invented so Amy Anderssen and girls built like her could put them on and drive the big-boob community insane.

This scene is dedicated to Amy’s mad sex skills and her super-slim body, huge tits and bumper-butt.

I must issue a warning about Amy in “Bikini Sex.”

The management is not responsible for a meltdown or uncontrollable swelling lasting more than four hours, starting with the introduction when Amy stretches out her SCORELAND tank top, grinds her ass and jiggles her jugs before she jumps on Rocky’s junk. Look for the slow motion scene of Amy’s ass as she walks. Starts today at SCORELAND!

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Vacation boobs

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 7, 2015 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, breast growth, Life With Big Tits

New York City plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe can give his patients InstaBreasts.

It’s his 15-minute procedure in which a saline solution is directly injected into the breasts. This plumps them up from a whole cup to a cup-and-a-half for 24 hours. No implant is involved.

“The saline gets absorbed by the body,” Dr. Rowe said. “It’s for the women who don’t have time for implants.”

Now he’s working on Vacation Breasts, which may last for two-to-three weeks if successful.

“Twenty-four hours is great,” said Dr. Rowe, “but it’s still just 24 hours.” Dr. Rowe hopes Vacation Breasts will be a go by 2016 if it gets FDA approval.

Vicky Soleil won’t need ‘em.

Vicky Soleil doesn't need InstaBreasts. She's packin'.

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What happened to Sha Rizel’s tits? They got bigger, that’s what!

Sha's big tits are now overwhelming her chest. That wasn't the case a few years ago.

Sha Rizel‘s growth spurt was all-natural. No additives. No silicone. Look at the size of those puppies!

A new photo set of Sha went up just the other day at SCORELAND. Sha just missed completing the SCORE Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double (six girls have done it), but with her bigger tits, she just might pulled it off in 2015. Not to mention that Sha is just as slim and just as beautiful as ever.

This weekend at SCORELAND: Emilia Boshe fucks (Friday), Nadia Villanova fucks (Saturday) and Joana shows off her big rack (Sunday). I betcha you thought I was gonna say Joana fucks, too. No such luck for now. Maybe one day.

Next Thursday at XLGirls.com: The great Renee Ross returns!

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How many girls can tit-fuck a guy’s head?

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2015 in Boob Bloopers, Boob Watch, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Sergio has a lot of weight on his shoulders.

That’s not quite the question posed in Liza Biggs’ return to SCORELAND today, but it’s what crossed my mind when I saw this photo.

Two thoughts:

1. Liza easily tit-fucks Sergio’s head.

2. Liza’s areolae are bigger than Sergio’s cheeks.

Third thought: This would be the greatest way ever to get a massage. A girl doesn’t need hands when she has tits like Liza’s.

 

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Sandra Milka wants you to see her next month at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, newcomers

Meet Sandra.

Sandra’s last name is Milka but she’s not a milker unless you count milking cocks. Yes, she does that.

She was born in Dusseldorf, Germany and lives in Barcelona, Spain. She has F-cup naturals. She says the most-fun job she’s ever had was “doing porn.” Well, for Sandra, it’s not really a job.

She says she likes “romantic dates and quick sex.” Does she mean quick sex on romantic dates? Or is she talking about two different dates? I’ll have to find out.

Anyway, you’ll be seeing Sandra soon at SCORELAND, first in solo action and then in hardcore. Sandra Milka…another reason June will be busting out all over at SCORELAND.

 

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