We could talk about Cathy Heaven. Or we could talk about Maserati and Linsey



New solo photos and a video of Cathy Heaven are now up at SCORELAND. Interesting photo set. Cathy’s pussy is out in the first photo and spread in the third. In the video, you have to wait a little longer to see her pussy, but it’s out pretty quickly.

Ms. Heaven’s first SCORELAND hardcore is already up. Her DP is coming soon. But how soon?

Hey, Elliot! How soon?

And now I’m going to let you in on a little discussion we had in the office recently:

Me: “Elliot, what would you say if I said that Maserati is the greatest natural ever?”

Elliot: “Not better than Linsey.”

Art Director Steve: “Definitely not better than Linsey.”

Okay, but stay with me on this: Maserati’s tits are about the same size as Linsey’s. I think they’re fuller. They’re definitely heavier. They’re just as firm. Linsey probably had a smaller waist but not by much. Maserati has a better ass by far. Facially, it’s a matter of opinion. They’re both very pretty. I’m going to get murdered for this, but I think Maserati is prettier.

We could leave it at this: Both girls are great. Or we could hash it out.


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Katie Thornton proves that, sometimes, boobs make the dress

This is Katie's picnic dress. Dig in.

What a pretty dress!

I am showing you this photo from yesterday’s SCORELAND posting of Katie Thornton to make a point.

Take your eyes off Katie’s tits for a second and check out the dress she’s wearing. See how modest and conservative it is? It’s a flower-print dress. If the average woman went walking down the street wearing this dress, nobody would say a word.

But put the same dress on a girl like Katie and guys’ tongues are hanging out of their mouths and women are shaking their heads and saying, “Slut. Look at that dress she’s wearing.”

But it’s not the dress! It’s the tits! In this case, the tits make the dress. This dress isn’t low-cut, but Katie’s tits make every dress appear to be low-cut.

And that’s her fault? Is “fault” even the appropriate word here? What’s she supposed to do, wear a sack?

Here’s what happens: A busty girl goes shopping. She sees a nice dress like this one. She figures, “Oh, that’s nice. It’s not slutty or too out-there.” The problem is, her tits are out to there and beyond, so there’s just no winning.

Except for us, of course. We win.

Today at SCORELAND, Bridgette B. fucks JMac. Sunday, Liza Biggs in a bikini. Have a great weekend.



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Today at SCORELAND: The more things change, the bigger they get

Ivana in 1998.

Ivana now.

The photo above is of Ivana Gita. It was taken in 1998. Ivana appeared in Voluptuous magazine and on SCORELAND.

The photo to the right is of Ivana Gita. It was taken in 2015. It goes live, along with a video, today at SCORELAND.

Same girl, much different rack, but 100% natural.

This is more than an amazing growth spurt. It might be the largest gap between a model’s first appearance and her return. Nearly 17 years!

The first time I saw the new Ivana, I was astounded. I’m still astounded. What a rack!

I’m the editor of 40SomethingMag.com, so I know that women get better with age. But this much better? Amazing.

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Newcomer Kate Marie wants to take your cream

Kate Marie has some full cups to offer.

It’s Labor Day Weekend in the United States. And today, natural newcomer Kate Marie is working at a coffee shop.

We’ll take ours Super Grande.

What if you walked into Starbucks, or wherever you buy your coffee, and saw Kate Marie behind the counter?

Would this outfit even be allowed?

This is like the Hooters of coffee shops. Oh, I forgot. Hooters girls don’t have big tits.

Anyway, new Kate Marie photos and a video today at SCORELAND. Also on the calendar this coming week: Marie Leone, Larissa Linn, Cat Bangles as an ass-fucked hooker, Daylene Rio XXX and newcomer Alexya.

Work it, gentlemen.

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Do you suck cock with that mouth, Miss Stevens?

Posted by Dave on Aug 30, 2015 in Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Savannah has dedicated her life to making men cum.

Blond-and-stacked Savannah Stevens makes her SCORELAND debut today. She’s going solo, but soon you’ll see her in hardcore action. We even shot a scene with Savannah in which she’s a sex doll. That seems about right. Savannah looks like a fuck toy. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say “sex doll”? Sex doll. Fuck toy. Same thing.

Savannah is only 22 years old, and she’s been making a living out of getting guys hard since she was 18. Some women find their calling early. Savannah is one of those girls.

Savannah is from Texas. She has E-cup tits. We asked her if she has any special talents, and she said, “It may not be a talent, but I can take over two feet of dick! You’d never expect me to because I’m so tiny.”

Savannah, that’s definitely a talent.

Wednesday: Czech newcomer Jessie Simmons debuts.

Next Saturday: Cathy Heaven fucks. I could’ve said, “Cathy Heaven sucks,” because that’s what got my attention. This girl can swallow all the cock you can give her, and balls, too. Serious blow job skills. Her sluttiness and hunger for cock remind me and Elliot of Victoria Brown.

Also this week: Sensual Jane, Liza Biggs and Dolly Fox.

Stock up on the Kleenex.


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What is Sheridan Love doing in this photo?

Posted by Dave on Aug 25, 2015 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland

Sheridan knows the importance of staying hydrated.

1. Getting ready to take a sip of water on a typically hot summer day in Miami.

2. Showing off her tattoo.

3. Cooling down her pussy after the slamming it’s been taking from SCORE studs JMac and Tony Rubino over the past few months.

I know what she’s not doing: Getting her pussy wet. Her pussy is always wet.

Sheridan returns with her ultimate workout video today at SCORELAND. There’s no rest for her pussy in this scene. She fucks it with a big, thick dildo that has a suction cup at the end. She attaches the dildo to a mirror and backs her pussy into it.

Sheridan belongs in the Pussy Hall of Fame with Morgan Leigh and Bella French, girls who really know how to work a dildo.

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Stairway to Heaven, today at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Aug 14, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, bras, Cummin Soon, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Cathy makes me wonder if there are more girls like her in Hungary.

Her name is Cathy Heaven.

She was born in Hungary and lives in Spain.

She has F-cup tits.

And, to answer your next question, yes.

Coming soon to SCORELAND: Savannah Stevens. She was in our studio earlier this week. She’s very nice. When I was speaking with her, she was wearing a tank top with no bra. I was very distracted.

And, to answer your next question, yes. Not today, but yes.

Savannah is a living doll.


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Is Liza Biggs just too busty for the Food Network?


A bra to someone else, pasties to Liza.

Incredibly stacked natural Liza Biggs returned to SCORELAND this past Sunday in what Elliot titled, “The Incredibly Big Bra Show.”

Hate to break the news to you, Elliot, but the bra Liza is trying to wear in this photo is not incredibly big.

Now, it’s not incredibly small, either. It would probably cradle a pair of C- or D-cups quite nicely.

But Liza’s JJJ-cups? Forget about it.

Liza is a professional chef, which reminds me of Giada De Laurentis on the Food Network. Giada recently got divorced, so it should surprise no one that this season on Food Network Star, she’s been wearing cleavage-revealing clothing. The thing is, Giada’s a B-cup, at best, and she’s trying to lift and squeeze those little titties to make them look as big as possible, but it just ain’t working.

Can you imagine if Liza showed up on Food Network Star? Giada would hide her tits in shame. Bobby Flay would be saying, “Oh, that’s what I want.”

LIza Biggs just might be too busty for the Food Network.


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