Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.
We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.
That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.
“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.
“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.
Posted by Dave on Feb 19, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, Other SCORE Group websites, The Life of an Editor, XLGirls
It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.
As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.
Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.
As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?
Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!
Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.
So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.
Webcams are plentiful in the States, but there’s no television equivalent as there is in the UK. When slim and stacked blonde Tia Clegg appears on those call-in TV channels (like Danniella Levy does), Brit fans chat her up on their cell phones for filthy banter while they watch her gyrate. At SCORELAND, Tia does one of her popular spank shows without the cell phone. There’s also a Bonus chat video.
At XL Girls, Sarah Jane gets wet in her big toy show that she narrates with dirty, sexy flirting. Girls from the UK always sound so proper and well-mannered even when they’re chatting about squeezing their tits or getting fucked.
At SCORELAND, Mischel Lee is relaxing at a spa, sipping a cocktail, her hot body doing a bikini justice. Then Nick comes in from the sauna and sits next to her. His towel becomes a tent when he sees Mischel.
I asked Mischel if she’s always sported a bush, something that gets her a lot of attention from SCORE guys.
“Of course, I have shaved in my life, but that’s just not my style,” she said. “All models are shaved like babies now and I know that men like at least a little hair!”
Over at XL Girls, Cami Cooper is back. A mature mom, Cami decided late in life to show off her big tits and big ass and do hardcore. A friend suggested the idea, so she contacted us.
“I maybe have sex three times a week at home,” Cami said, “but not with guys who do porn like Carlos.” Carlos was her first fuck-friend at XL Girls. “I like large, thick cocks, and he had one for me.”
Posted by Elliot James on Jan 18, 2017 in XLGirls
The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.
That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.
“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.
“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.
Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.
Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.
Posted by Dave on Dec 16, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites, XLGirls
This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.
These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”
Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?
There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.
“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.
Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”
I could have told you that.
Posted by Dave on Dec 7, 2016 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, Other SCORE Group websites, XLGirls
I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.
Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”
Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.
Posted by Dave on Nov 19, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, Other SCORE Group websites, XLGirls
Back in the early 2000′s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.
If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.
For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.
There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.
That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.
Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?
Okay, don’t get me started.
If you saw only this photo of DDD-cup XLGirls.com newcomer Mya Blair, you might say, “She’s a head sucker.”
But nothing could be further from the truth. Mya is the opposite of head sucker. She’s a gagger. She sucks cock down to the balls and then tries to get more. Every inch of a dude’s cock can be stuffed down Mya’s throat and she still gets her tongue out to lick the balls. Mya loves to gag on cock. She forces herself to gag on cock.
“I learned most of my skills from watching porn,” Mya said. “I remember before I gave my first BJ, I was really nervous about not knowing what to do, so I watched porn and used what I saw to kinda teach myself. I guess it paid off.”
I guess it did. Check out Mya gagging on cock and getting fucked in her first XXX scene at XLGirls.com.
Posted by Dave on Sep 1, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites, XLGirls
Today, a great new girl with DDD-cup naturals and a deep throat makes her debut at XLGirls.com.
Yes, I said a deep throat. I know because I saw her sucking cock when I interviewed her. Not only did she get all of our stud’s cock in her mouth but she got her tongue out, too, to lick the balls. That’s a special skill not every girl has, especially a girl who’s only 22. She also likes to gag on cock. I know that because I saw it, too: She forced herself to gag on the stud’s cock. Then he did the nose plug on her, and she didn’t back off at all. She just kept on sucking.
Her name: Mya Blair. She’s from the Carolinas (born in North, lives in South). She did it all when she was in our studio. She even got ass-fucked by two guys.
But, first, today, we get to know her better with a solo pictorial and video. Elliot has Mya’s first XXX scheduled for September 30th.
Coming soon to SCORELAND: brand-new Minka and Danielle Derek. We hadn’t seen either of them in a long time. I was sure Danielle had retired. Danielle hasn’t shot for anyone in years, but it was like she had never left. Danielle was deep-throating and taking it up the ass like she’d never left.
Minka: Looks great. Her new stuff goes up at SCORELAND next Saturday, September 10th.