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Princess Pumpkins & her pumpkin patch

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 22, 2017 in New at Scoreland

“I have huge boobs, and I take off my panties, and bam, ’80s bush!”

So said Princess Pumpkins, covergirl of the August ’17 SCORE. If you knew the scene back in the 1980s and early 1990s, if you read big-tit mags and bought VHS tapes, you know that nearly every busty English natural had trimmed bushes and so did most of the American super-sized feature dancers. When I look at Princess, I feel like I’m time-tripping.

It’s showtime today with Princess as she gets her big, big tits and golden bush out. Princess is only 5′ tall and measures 50-28-43. Think about those numbers.

Pumpkins and a golden thatch.

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My boss doesn’t have tits like these. Does yours?

Posted by Dave on Jun 21, 2017 in bras, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor

Dressed for success.

My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.

A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.

Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.

New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.

Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?

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A snow job by Vanessa Y.

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 17, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland

Vanessa Y. has some kind of mammary mojo going on. Voted Vmag’s Model of the Year for the second time, Vanessa gets more comments per scene than anyone. The highest number of comments and emails ever was about her glory hole fantasy and the fantasy dream bang.

So what’s the secret behind it, besides her looks, big boobs and on-camera charisma? In those two scenes, it might be that she does a form of hardcore fuck, suck and cum fantasy with cock-shaped squirting dildos coming out of someone’s pants or from holes in the walls. But it’s not a real guy, so there’s no envy, and it’s done well enough to accept as a fantasy. I tend to like them better than a girl just fucking herself with a toy unless she’s really scorching the bed or the sofa.

SCORE used to run an Otis Sweat series of paintings called Dream SCORE with his great artwork of girls who never fucked guys on-camera, like Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie. Horny stuff, and it produced the same effect as the Vanessa scenes. How many times has someone written about a hardcore scene, especially if they’re really into the girl, “I wish I was that guy,” or “I’m jealous of him.” There were times when I thought that also, and I still do. In Vanessa’s XXX fantasy P.O.V. scenes, there’s no flesh-and-blood porn guy, who fucks hundreds of girls, to hate on or be jealous of. That’s one theory, anyway.

Today, Vanessa pulls a “Snow Job” at SCORELAND. Let’s see if she can break her previous comments record.

Vanessa Y. does the head bob in "Snow Job."

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The case of Amaya May’s stolen bra and my bra theft story

Posted by Dave on Jun 16, 2017 in bras, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor

I did not get this kind of treatment after my bra thievery incident.

Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.

I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”

I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”

And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”

Yes, me! I did it! I confess!

And I got caught!

The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.

So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.

Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.

The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.

You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.

I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.

Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”

I do that all the time. I love bra tags.

Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.

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Micky Bells visits the gym

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 15, 2017 in New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks

Micky Bells goes to the gym, and what makes that special is not her pussy and masturbation (although Micky does have a special pussy). What makes it special is when Micky takes her big boobs out of her top and works out so they bounce up and down. Some of this breast action was filmed in slow-motion. I wonder if there’s some way to produce electricity from all that kinetic energy.

I’ve been reviewing videotapes from the ’90s that were digitized, and in these SCORE Classics, there are a number of workout scenes in gyms or outdoors, including swimming pools. Nude workouts were a very popular subject. The girls were not just doing poses, they were doing calisthenics and other exercises naked or topless. Workout videos were big in the mainstream, too, back then. It seemed like every hot-at-the-time celebrity (actress Victoria Principal, Jane Fonda, Carmen Electra) was promoting one. No guy buying one of those workout videos ever said, “A gift for my girlfriend? No, this is for jacking.”

I asked new mommy Micky about her own workouts. Everyone wants to help her and offers to spot her. Real friendly people at her fitness center.

Bells are ringing and clapping

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Today at SCORELAND, Kitty Cute debuts

Posted by Dave on Jun 10, 2017 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

Cute tits? I don't think so. Fuckable tits.

Is Kitty Cute?

I don’t know. Her face is cute. As for the rest of her…excuse me for saying so, but “cute” is not a word I’d use to describe natural tits that are as big as hers. They’re bombers! She has huge fuckin’ tits. They’re fuckable and suckable. They’re great to look at and cum all over.

But cute? No, Kitty’s tits are too big to be cute.

Kitty’s photos and videos today make it three Saturdays in a row that Romanians have debuted at SCORELAND, and if you’re thinking, “Romania might be a good place to take my next vacation,” I hear ya. I’ve been thinking the same thing.

What’s with these Romanian chicks? Is there something in the water?

 

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Milly Marks gets a two-man XXX-rated massage

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 9, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Milly Marks puts on a big breast show while she waits for the two masseurs. When they show up and see her beautiful face and huge boobs, they’re eager to get to work. Wouldn’t we all?

Their hands go right for Milly’s big boobs, squirting her big tits with baby oil that makes her white catsuit stick to her killer body.

This is Milly’s first threesome with two guys at SCORELAND. She talked about it right before it happened.

“I’ve always been nervous about threesomes,” Milly said. “But I’ll give it a try. It should be fun. I’m going to get dicked down.” It all worked out just fine.

“Shooting my first scenes have actually made me feel much more confident and more of a sexual person than I even was before. I didn’t expect that to happen, but I love working with SCORE a lot and I hope to keep doing it as often as possible.”

Milly does her first threesome with two guys.

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Today at SCORELAND: meet Helen Star

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 3, 2017 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland

Helen Star, sister of Erin Star, who debuted last week.

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Alaura Grey isn’t the only girl who can make giant cocks disappear in her cleavage

There's a cock in there somewhere.

Just so you know, there are a lot of girls with that ability at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. And Paige Turner, who has her second on-camera three-way today at SCORELAND, is one of them. In this scene, Paige is doing her homework, and Jimmy and Tony are nice enough to help her out. Of course, she helps herself to their cocks, and before she knows it, her homework has been put aside and their cocks have been shoved inside her mouth and pussy. They cum all over her tits. They really glaze ‘em. Good work, gentlemen.

I did mention Alaura Grey, didn’t I? Well, Alaura’s first tits ‘n’ tugs is just a week away at XLGirls.com. She jacks cock. She tit-fucks cock. She sucks cock. She looks beautiful while doing it. I’d say she looks naturally super-stacked while doing it, but you knew that.

And in other big news…Danielle Derek is bustier than ever. She’s as slim as ever, but her tits are a lot bigger. She’s now a genuinely super-stacked SCORE Girl. Good news: She’s still doing all the nasty things she’s always done.

 

 

 

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Ariane Saint-Amour: Canadienne-Française & jolie femme

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 1, 2017 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers

“I’m a classical Otaku/geek girl,” said Ariane Saint-Amour from Montreal. “I spend most of my days reading mangas and playing video games. Or boob hunting! I’m a really simple girl!”

I had to look up the meaning of Otaku, a Japanese word. It’s someone heavily into Japanese animated films and comic books.

Ariane is well-known in the fetish and cosplay world. She attends fetish expos, often wearing Latex body suits and masks and other costumes.

This slim-and-stacked Canadienne-Française is into big boobs, big-time. She has a 26-inch waist, a 40-inch bust and usually wears a 30J-cup bra.

The only girls from Quebec at SCORELAND before Ariane were Bella French and, before Bella, now-retired Lily Valentine. Maybe Dave can think of someone I’ve overlooked. Most of the Canadian models at SCORELAND are from the Ontario area, such as Amy Anderssen and Roxee Robinson. I’ve checked out a few other Montreal girls now and then during model searches, but even though TSG magazines have always had a healthy circulation in Canada, busty Canadians who will bare all are still elusive.

Ariane Saint-Armour is well-known in the fetish world.

 

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