There’s nothing wrong with bureaucratic red-tape if the bureaucrat looks like Katarina Dubrova and has great hooters like this hot dish. If you need some documents approved, you’ll need to pass her gauntlet to get them signed, and that kicks off this P.O.V. scene. And this kind of gauntlet is a pleasure.
You know, I thought Katarina was going to move on after she became a mommy two years ago. So when her new photos crossed our desks, I said “GO FOR IT.”
Katarina’s post-preggo mommy body is in perfect shape. She really hasn’t changed all that much over the past 10 years. Even though she’s's barely out of her 20s, I guess we could call her a MILF now, even though the word MILF conjures up an older woman.
We also have a bonus video, and it’s one of the rare times we get to hear Katarina speak. Her English is pretty good and she has a sexy voice. I think it’s the first on-camera chat we’ve ever had with her.
Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.
SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?
Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.
Princess: Certified nursing assistant.
SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!
Princess: At least we can take care of you!
SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?
Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.
Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.
It’s not Rachel Raxxx’s birthday, but we like to celebrate Rachel any time we can. The actual occasion is Rachel winning Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2016 (announced in May 2017 V-mag) .
Tony has some special gifts for Rachel Raxxx. Gifts that all hot chicks enjoy.
Like most guys who love pussy, he’s bought Rachel gifts for himself: sexy little outfits she can stuff her huge hooters and bubble-butt into. The only thing is, this outfit was made more for a skinny 18eighteen girl.
Naturally, he helps Rachel undress right away so he can help her into her new clothing. It’s only the beginning of the celebration. Starts tomorrow!
Posted by Dave on Mar 24, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops
This scene reminds me of my younger years, back in the 1980s, when hookers who looked like Victoria’s Secret models worked the streets of New York City, offering $30 blow jobs and $50 half and half. I’m talking about gorgeous women wearing scanty lingerie walking around the Chelsea, Meat Packing and Hell’s Kitchen Districts (now very expensive, fashionable areas) getting picked up by horny guys like me. Did I ever see a hooker in NYC whose tits were as big as Natasha’s G-cup naturals? No, but close. One called herself Dolly. I wonder why. Another called herself Dee. Again, I wonder why. These were the days before the Internet, before that piece of shit Rudy Giuliani decided to, quote unquote, clean up New York City.
Anyway, Dellon and Max are driving around town. They’re looking for a busty hooker. They get much more than they bargained for when they spot Natasha. Talk about a girl who knows how to close a deal!
By the way, Natasha has always been good at blow jobs, but I think her cock sucking in this scene is the best it’s ever been. Maybe she gets more turned on when there’s a cock in her pussy, too.
Natasha brings back the good ol’ days today at SCORELAND. Excellent stuff.
Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.
Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:
A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”
Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”
Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”
Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”
Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”
Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”
Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”
In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.
Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.
Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 16, 2017 in New at Scoreland
There will be no work today for Maya Milano. Her desk was built for better things, and so is Maya. Office work bores her and her attention wanders.
Her breasts weigh heavily on her mind. They weigh heavily on our minds, too.
It’s okay for Maya’s nipples to be smeared by her red lipstick as she kisses and licks them. What would be objectionable would be to see Maya’s hands stained by ink from any sort of paperwork.
Maya’s one of a group of outstanding Euro babes discovered over the past few years. They’re not just outstanding. They have friendly, warm personalities, and the camera picks that up.
Standing and facing forward.
Not, “Spread her pussy.” Not, “Have her sucking her tits.” Not, “Glaze her tits.”
Nude. Standing. Head-to-toe.
Very simple. In fact, I’m sure a lot of guys wouldn’t have minded if Katie had taken her shoes off for this shot.
Do guys jack to this photo? Some do. But there’s something else going on: Guys want to see what the girl looks like. They want to see who they’re jacking to.
Sometimes, we can be very basic creatures, and I mean that in a good way.