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Posted by Elliot James on May 21, 2012 in Confessions, Point/Counterpoint
 Venera can suck her lolli's hands-free. Clever! I blogged about big-boobed girls sucking on lollipops back in October, 2010. My position about this issue hasn’t changed. I wholeheartedly support this habit. I don’t like models smoking although I think Dave does. I don’t think it looks sexy or sophisticated although my esteemed colleagues Dave and Maria may hold a different viewpoint about this. Both cigarettes and lollipops fulfill that oral requirement which I guess dates back to the sucking instinct. That is, sucking on nipples. Last week, Dave blogged about models sucking on fake cocks if they didn’t do boy-girl. I think sucking and licking lollipops is a lot sexier and it’s more natural looking. It’s also something very sexual that a model can do even in photos intended for the most mainstream usage. So I’m always surprised we don’t see more of that. I mean, aren’t lollipops an all-American treat?  Christy Marks licks on lollipops like it's your weiner. I never see girls sucking on lollipops on TV, for example. I would love to see the local TV weather ladies do the morning reports taking the occasional lick of the lollipop. And we have some really smoking hot (pardon the expression, in this case) female meteorologists on English and Spanish-language television stations in South Florida. They could also use the lollipop as a pointer to point at the map. Female TV news anchors could suck on lollipops. The anchors on Fox would look really good doing this although they might poo-poo the suggestion. What about game show hostesses, like Vanna White on Wheel Of Fortune? Vanna only needs one hand to turn the letters. She could have a free hand to hold the sucker. Just an idea. I know the ratings would go up. So lollipops and busty models: pro or con?  Daylene give her lollipop a lusty cheeks-in suck. Pick your favorite TSG magazine cover and tell us why it’s your favorite
Posted by Elliot James on May 20, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Point/Counterpoint, print magazines, The Life of an Editor
In the ’90s, print distributors and retailers began inserting mens magazines into sealed, plastic polybags. They’re opaque and only transparent at the top where the title is printed and at the bottom for the bar code. This was started for a number of reasons. They keep those rude and naughty covers discreetly concealed from irritating juvenile delinquents and old ladies with blue hair and the noses to match. The bag also keeps the magazine clean. It can contain the DVD bonus without the printer having to bind the disc to the magazine. They also guarantee privacy for subscribers so that a mailman can’t read a magazine first before the reader does. Those bags can also keep an adult mag rack section from becoming a public library. I’ve heard many an exasperated clerk tell a lingering browser to either buy a mag or put it back on the shelf. I’ve heard it myself a few times when I selfishly went overtime checking out the latest magazines. However, many adult stores crack open one copy of a title so the customers can check out the contents. Some store employees don’t like polybagged magazines, whether they’re adult or not. Bagged magazines can be hard to scan. They’re difficult to stack on the racks. They’re more labor-intensive to return because the cover must be torn off before any unsold copies are returned to the distributors for credit. Although the bags are an established fact of print magazine publishing now, TSG still believes that a cover should be created with the highest quality in mind, even though many readers will never see it until they get home. So we spend the time to do that, down to the colors, the cover girl and the cover shot. I’ve posted 12 TSG magazine covers from the last four years. What I want to know is, what is your favorite cover and why? What attracted you to that cover the most? Was it the main girl? The smaller photos? A headline? What makes a great cover? What makes a weak cover? Write your comments below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com. I think that covers it!
How to jerk off using the Tenga 3D Spiral…written by someone without a dick.
Posted by Maria on May 19, 2012 in Men's Products, The Life of an Editor
I am going to start this post off by saying that I don’t have a dick. I know this because I was born a woman. Also, because I checked just now, and nope, I am sans penis. But today I am going to have a serious discussion with you about jerking off. I will give you a moment to process that. Okay, now your next thought should naturally be, “Why is Maria, the notoriously busty, obviously female editor of V-mag, going to talk to ME about cocking the gun? About choking the chicken? About firing the Surgeon General? About the rise and fall of Peter the Great? About one-man tug of war? About the five-digit disco? Why is Maria talking to me about saying hello to my little friend?” Well, the answer is simple and yet, not really so simple. You see, I am going to talk to you about punching the munchkin because upon seeing the new Tenga 3D Spirals in our warehouse, I stopped and said, “How the fuck do you use one of those things?” Here is the thing, fellas…I am a chick. We have all sorts of toys and gadgetry aimed at helping us achieve the big “O”, and even better, achieving our “O” face. For us, toys are a commonplace thing. You open our bedside table drawers and you will find things that buzz, plug a variety of holes and, more than likely, a lube we enjoy. It’s all in there. We buy this shit, I promise you. But guys, well, you guys have long been reduced to using just your hand. Think about that. You, the owners of tools for every job under the sun, have no tools for your, um, tools. Why is that? Guys love gadgets and gizmos. They love technology and all that comes with it. So why are you guys still jacking off like cavemen? And before you say, “My hand works just fine…” let me just say, “Hi, I have hands, too. And fingers. Nice to meet you.” Because we chicks could use our hands to rub one out, too. And we do, in a pinch when our vibrators are not around or out of batteries. But women will tell you…our toys take us to the promised land every time and much faster and more intensely than just double-clicking our own mouse with our fingers. I promise you. If you put two women side-by-side and asked them to masturbate until they came…like a bust-a-nut race if you will…the lady with the toy would win every time. She would probably have a bunch of orgasms before the lady and her hand even got warmed up. Why? Because toys are designed for us to cum harder and faster than we do when we just use our hands. And now, through the miracle of modern fucking science, you can cum harder and faster than you do by just using your hands. No, it’s true. I can’t even make this shit up. But I figured since you are men and you need proof and visual aids and stuff that I would grab a Tenga off the shelf and acquaint myself with the art of jacking off with one. And that’s exactly what I did and documented with the help of one of our helpful photogs in the SCORELAND studio. First off, the Tenga is fucking cool looking. It comes in a case that makes it look like something you would buy at one of those cool, “I’m a man and I love gadgets” stores. You can leave this thing on your nightstand and it won’t scream LOOK AT ME! I’M A TOY FOR YOUR DICK! And it feels awesome, too. I mean, the minute I held it, I thought, “Wow, if I had a dick, I would totally want to put it in this thing.” And then…I used the Tenga 3D Spiral. What transpired will go down in “Chick using a guy’s jack aid” history. But don’t take my word for it because seeing is believing. Below, you will find a step-by-step guide on how to jerk off with a Tenga 3D Spiral, written and directed by someone without a penis. I think that because I don’t have a dick, I am the perfect candidate to tell you how to jerk off with one of these. Mostly because I have tits and also because I am very thorough. So check it out, and then, if you are so inclined, click HERE and check out how to get your hands on (and your dick in) a Tenga 3D Spiral. They are priced pretty well. Trust me. I payed almost $200 for a toy once. And it needed batteries. This thing doesn’t need any batteries. It runs on man power. That’s good for the environment. That makes you a hero. And the cleanup is pretty easy, too. They even give you a stand for it to dry on. Clearly, whoever designed this HAS a penis. I’m just the gal who is going to show you how to use it on your penis. It’s 2012…you have gadgets and technology for every room in your house, your car and your life. Isn’t it time to upgrade your jack game, too? STOP JACKING OFF LIKE A CAVEMAN! Welcome to the future. xoxo, Maria
 What’s going on at SCORELAND2? A lot of fucking. A lot of cheap fucking
Posted by Dave on May 18, 2012 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Other SCORE Group websites, The Life of an Editor
 Jezhabelle once told me that her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral. A cheap date, sure, but not as cheap as SCORELAND2. A few weeks ago, I told you about our new website, SCORELAND2. Since launch day, the following videos have gone up: 1. Blonde, German wunderbabe Annina getting ass-fucked by a huge cock (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com). 2. Voluptuous natural Jezhabelle getting fucked by our strap-on equipped videographer in a great P.O.V. scene (as originally seen at XLGirls.com). 3. Black, stacked and cute as all get up Janet Jade tit-fucking and hand-jobbing (as originally seen at TitsandTugs.com). 4. Hourglass-figured natural Cherry Brady getting ass-fucked by her real-life husband (as originally seen at SCORELAND). 5. Minka putting on a tight tops show before enjoying some suckie-fuckie action (as originally seen at SCORELAND). 6. Naturally busty Czech babe Marketa in one of her earliest hardcore scenes (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com). And lots more. Daily Monday through Friday, in fact. Photos, too. Lots of them. Now, I can almost hear some of you out there saying, “What’s with that ‘as originally seen’ bullshit? Where’s the new stuff?”  If you ask me, Cherry Brady's ass is worth a lot more than $9.99. I'm sure Mr. Douglas agreed…after he fucked it, of course. Well, the new stuff is at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com. The stuff I just listed (in addition to still being at those websites) is at… Well, the stuff I just wrote about is at $9.99. That’s right. NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS at SCORELAND2. I just had an elk burger and iced tea at Fuddrucker’s that set me back more than $9.99, and all I got was lunch and an eyeful of a busty pregnant girl (very busty, by the way, and in a low-cut T-shirt, too).  Minka. Cheap. $9.99 for SCORELAND2? I call that a bargain jack. I call that jacking on the cheap. Want the new stuff? SCORELAND is for you, and in all honesty, I don’t blame you. I want the new stuff, too. But, hey, times are tough. And free Internet porn sucks. You know it. I know it. And the action on SCORELAND2…well, it’s great and it’s high-quality. Free? You want free? I’ll give you a free preview of next week’s action at SCORELAND2: busty Czech babe Ivy Darmon fingering her slit on Monday; the legendary Busty Dusty in vintage action on Tuesday; rare hardcore action with Autumn-Jade on Wednesday; exotic MILF Claudia Keahola fucking on Thursday; and the great Lorna Morgan on Friday. $9.99. Impossible. You know what? I’m going to have to check with the boss, John Fox, on this one. I’m afraid that part of the funding for this website might be coming out of my salary. Your eyes are down there, and so are Brandy Dean’s
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland
 This is just about the most eye contact Brandy Dean ever gets. Sometimes, you can learn more about a person from watching what they do than by listening to what they say. Now, obviously, when the girl I’m talking to is Brandy Dean, I’m doing a lot more watching than listening. Sorry, Brandy, but that’s just the way it is (and I’m sure you’ve experienced this before): You’re talking to a guy, and although you want him to be focused on what you’re saying, he’s focused on your chest. Right, Brandy? But that’s not exactly what I’m getting at here because I actually was listening to what Brandy Dean was saying when I interviewed her for the two videos (interview and hardcore, by the way) that go up today at SCORELAND. But I kept noticing something about her… ME: You like your tits, don’t you? BRANDY: Yeah. They’re great. I like big tits. Why would you say that? ME: Because there are women with big tits who don’t know what to do with them, but you do, and you keep on looking at them. BRANDY: They’re beautiful. And I have big areolae, too. Everybody likes that. All during the interview, Brandy kept looking down at her cleavage (what a view that must be!) and jiggling her tits and leaning forward just so and using her arms to push her tits together in a way that said, “I know I have big tits, I love my big tits and I know exactly how to display my big tits.” This is a special gift, and like I said, not all busty women have it (Micky Bells does and so does Hitomi). The thing that makes what Brandy does during the interview even more special is that she’s wearing a C-cup bra. That’s right, a C-cup bra on DDD-cup tits! It really is great to have Brandy back. She’s as pretty and sexy as ever, and, yep, the carpet still matches the drapes, and she’s a great hardcore performer, too, but she’s so sweet and polite. You know, I have to admit, I felt a little guilty asking her questions about sex. It somehow didn’t seem right. But then she told me to go ahead and ask them, so I did, although I really didn’t have to. Her body was telling me all I needed to know. Enjoy Brandy Dean, SCORE Girl since 2001 and still going strong. Get the latest Flash Player to see this player.
Brandy Talore: Once she started, she just couldn’t stop
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Interviews, Other SCORE Group websites, The Life of an Editor
 December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time. Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL'S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!” But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that: Brandy Talore. Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits. But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.” Never lasted less than a year. “You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.” Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy. Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore. The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T. Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
Today is Michelle May Day at SCORELAND!
Posted by Elliot James on May 15, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops
 Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck? “I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious). I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch. Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.” The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.” That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.” It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.” Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses? Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle. See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time. See you again, Michelle. Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.
 Yanine born May 15.  Today is Terry's B-Day.
Busty Latinas…oh, so caliente!
I have a real soft spot in my heart and a wet spot on my panties for lusty Latinas. Being that I am a Latina myself, I enjoy and identify with caramel queens, and luckily for me, SCORELAND has plenty of chesty chicas for me to look at, er, “research” every day. Maybe it’s because I understand the fiery Latina disposition? Or maybe it’s because I happen to know firsthand that most Latin women are as fiery in the bedroom as they are in real life? Or maybe it’s just that these particular Latinas are just extra caliente? Whatever it is, I cannot and will not ever turn down a pair of caramel dugs, EVER. And why should I? I mean, have you seen Daylene Rio fuck? Have you witnessed the sexiness that Angelina Castro puts out? And don’t even get me started on Natasha Dulce. She is just too mam-nificent for words. And then there’s Kitana Flores! And here is another tidbit of insider info about Latinas…the dirty talk is fucking excellent. I mean, when a Latin girl really gets going and starts calling out all sorts of wild shit in Spanish, well, you might not know if you are cumming or going! lol Even if you don’t speak Spanish, a Latina’s cries of passion are universally understood for, “I am giving this chick the fucking time of her life!” Ah, Latinas…SO CALIENTE. So, tell me…do you like Latinas? Who are your current faves? And are you a guy who likes some Spanish dirty talk? Inquiring minds, mine in particular, want to know. xoxox
Voluptuous exposes a cover up of Natalie Fiore & Micky Bells July '12 Voluptuous magazine: get it in print or in digital. Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine. I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as: Linsey and Chloe This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars. And featured in this edition: Get it in print or get it in digital. Just get it and have a blast. Is that a boobtastic cover of Micky and Natalie or not? Can’t find V-mag at your local newsstand? Let us know and we’ll check it out. Okay, I’m going to ask you one more time: What do you think about SCORE girls sucking on fake cocks?
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2012 in Letters and comments, The Life of an Editor
 Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this? Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCORE and SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work. For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers. Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love. There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers. But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.” Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks? Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?
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