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The Bucking Bronco: It’s a hard cock life for us… For some lucky guy, fucking Alexis Silver is just another day at the office. At around 10 o’clock last night, I still had no clue what to write about, so I took to Twitter to get some ideas from my 150 or so followers. (Yes, I realize exactly how lame that sounds. Feel free to mock me accordingly.) They posed some interesting questions about porn, but one, in particular, caught my attention: “Would you ever consider doing it?” Believe it or not, in the three years that I’ve worked here and 14 years that I’ve been watching porn, I had never once thought about this question. So, would I? I’d like to think that if I ever got the chance, I’d be the world’s best porn stud. I’d be that guy that all of the models were clamoring to work with. You’d look at my IMDB page and it would be like 700 porn movies long. And half of them would be well-known movies. Regular people would know me by name, and they’d stop me on the streets for autographs. I’d be that male porn star who transcends the business and winds up getting a lead role in the next Tarantino flick. Of course, that was just my initial thought process. Admittedly, it has some flaws. After giving it some real thought, the truth is that I would never want to be in porn. Ever. And that’s probably best for all of us here today. For starters, I don’t have the body for it. Most porn stars are ripped and/or hung like horses. I’m neither. I’m actually fairly average, and in porn, fairly average just doesn’t sell DVDs. I’m also no good under pressure. Put me in a room with a girl and a bed and I’m fine. Add unbelievably bright lights, a cameraman getting all up in my business, and a director barking instructions and you might as well just replace me with a limp strand of spaghetti because there’s no way in hell I’m going to be able to perform under those conditions. I have a hard enough time concentrating when my cat is watching me. But, assuming I could block all of that out, I would still lack the ability to last for the duration of a movie. It amazes me that those guys can go on for what seems like hours. I’m good for about 15 minutes, tops. And that’s with an average-looking girl. I couldn’t even imagine how quickly I’d be done if the girl looked anything like Alexis Silver. I’d maybe be able to pull off a 30-second commercial, but that’s about it. The biggest problem I’d have, though, is this: I don’t know that I’d ever want people I know to see me naked. Some folks are perfectly comfortable with that sort of thing. I’m not. I’m that guy in the locker room, showering in his underwear, like a seven-year-old. Call me a bitch if you want, but being a porn stud is a lot harder than it looks (pun intended), and I’m just not up to the task. What about you guys, though? Be honest. If we offered you the chance, would you jump on it? Or would you keep your day job?  Holy, Trinity, what a big pair of tits this newcomer has!So I walked into the studio the other day and saw this chick with her panties down around her ankles. I thought that might get your attention. Then I heard her voice. A sweet, sexy, baby doll voice. And I thought, “Could that voice belong to a girl with giant tits?” Of course it can! I was in the SCORE Studio, after all. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Trinity Michaels, a DDD-cup natural newcomer from Tampa, Florida. She looks sweet and innocent, and who knows, maybe she is. But judging from what she wrote on her model info sheet, I don’t think so. What are your sexual fantasies? “To be eaten out by a woman who is being dominated by a man to do it.” Please tell us about the first time you had sex. “I was spending the night at my boyfriend’s house. We did missionary for three hours.” Three hours? Fuck! In three hours, I could’ve fucked her three times and driven her back from Miami to Tampa. What and/or where was your kinkiest sexual encounter? “At my friend Sage’s house where we had an orgy complete with belts and whips.” What do you want to try in life that you haven’t done? “Have a girl fuck me with a strap-on while I’m giving a guy a blow job.” Trinity, that can be arranged. By the way, I was a bit verbally challenged during this interview, which is why near the end, I asked Trinity to suck on her own nipples. I couldn’t think of anything else to ask her, proving once again that my brain works better when it isn’t working.–Dave Get the latest Flash Player to see this player.
Man’s face crushed by boobs
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 8, 2010 in The Life of an Editor
 The face-flattening power of super-human boobs. The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45’s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.  Birthdays are for celebrating
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 8, 2010 in Boobs in the News
Where have all the travelling feature dancers gone? We used to catch their afternoon shows when they were in town and performing nearby. Case-in-point: Devon Michaels who used to dance at the Pink Pony down the block. English bra-buster Hannah Callow has never got over to this side of the Big Pond. I think that’s depressing. In September,1997, Alexis Love went to the UCLA Medical Center’s Iris Cantor Center for Breast Imaging and underwent medical testing including a mammogram to publically prove that her breasts were 100% natural. Which they are. Happy birthday, Devon, Hannah and Alexis.
A DVD I Recommend You Get RIGHT NOW! Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!  There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first! Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers, I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing. All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are: Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton. All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK! And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies . These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly. Jayden Prescott: reader’s wifey. A happy ending thanks to Christy And Janet.
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 6, 2010 in New at Scoreland
 Here comes trouble. “Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ‘10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.  Check out the girls' handiwork! Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-woodie” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-boinking commences. The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.  Jayden Prescott's first XXX video! She holds nothing back. You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE’s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it. The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ‘10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!  LIke a sword swallower. Is the world’s greatest girlfriend also the world’s greatest fuck?
Posted by Dave on Mar 5, 2010 in Behind the Scenes, New DVD Releases
 Bailey Santanna. I'd bang her. One of the things I liked best about the filming of the new DVD K-Jugs was having Bailey Santanna and her big tits around for a week. Now, normally I might have said about a girl that it was nice having her big tits around for a week, but in Bailey’s case, it was nice having her and her big tits around for a week. Bailey’s already told us (and we’ve gone over it several times) that she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend, and I believe her. But even before you get to the boyfriend/girlfriend thing with her, you gotta love her because: 1. She’s cute. 2. She’s sexy. 3. She’s naturally stacked. 4. She’s all these things, yet she’s incredibly down-to-Earth. If you walked up to her on the street and said hello, she wouldn’t give you an attitude. She’d talk to you. And if she liked you, she might even…well, I don’t know because I haven’t tried, but I can dream, right? I mean, when I see Bailey, I actually think, “I could fuck this girl.” I mean, without walking up to her and saying, “Hey, baby. I’m the editor of SCORE. Wanna be on the cover?” Another reason to love Bailey: She really knows how to display her tits. She knows all about the shelving effect, which she demonstrated in a “Guess the tits” blog video. Anyway, Bailey is one of the stars of the new DVD K-Jugs, which also features Renee Ross, Samantha, Jade Parker, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. They all fuck, of course, but Bailey fucks first, and it’s memorable. Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage that shows Bailey being Bailey. Prepare to fall in love. And to jack, of course. Get the latest Flash Player to see this player.
Karla James #5 tonight!
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 5, 2010 in New at Scoreland
 Tonight a Karla James pictorial and a video. Our special SCORELAND feature devoted to Karla James is back for the fifth and final week, but don’t despair. Don’t do anything drastic. I’m gonna miss these weekly updates myself, but I’m also looking forward to the future. In this pictorial, Karla wears a low-cut, tight dress that’ll send an electric buzz up your spine. And, as promised, Karla’s first video will also be shown tonight. Karla chats to SCORE studio manager Tushna, models a tight t-shirt, demonstrates the acrobatic way she puts on her bra (A real showstopper, it is, too!) and caps it off with some topless fun. Karla’s voice alone may hypnotize you if you have a fondness for listening to lovely British accents like I do. It’s a relaxed, informal video shot on location. Karla is very charming and her warmth and personality are immediately picked up by the camera. Don’t miss the grand climax to a great five weeks. Your buds at SCORELAND wouldn’t steer you wrong. Perkies in Paradise…YOWZA!!!!! Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!  Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain! Howdy Hooter lovers! So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.  I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies! Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys.  I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede! I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.) My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas. Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!) xoxo Maria We thank birthday babes for what they have given us
Posted by Elliot James on Mar 4, 2010 in Boobs in the News
Happy B-Day to this week’s March babies. London Andrews has been road tripping around the USA for the past three years and is a great writer as well as a great model. Angela White is also a television star in Australia and appears in the sitcom, Fat Pizza. The tattoo on the inner side of Summer Cummings’ left ankle, TBLCITW, stands for her hometown, Reno, Nevada, “The Biggest Little City In the World.” Amber Diamond was discovered by model and porn star Taylor Wane. Vicky Vann from Texas was discovered by SCORE’s Sports Trivia columnist Greg Maiuro. One of Chelsea Charms’ favorite authors is Charles Dickens. (I think he wrote A Tale of Two Titties. Yeah, that’s the guy.) Kellie Garnett only posed for SCORE and Voluptuous and she went back to her receptionist job after her modeling phase with us. Kellie did a video interview with me and Dave that I’ll never forget. We hope you all get a lot of great B-Day gifts, ladies!
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I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria
