You think Leno and Letterman ever ended up with cum all over their shirts?

November 4, 2010 by Dave

SCOREtvSo I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.

Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.

And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.

And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.

The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”

See what I go through for you?

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12 responses to “You think Leno and Letterman ever ended up with cum all over their shirts?”

  1. Gronk says:

    Yes,I agree,that music with the big ghetto-esqe, bass pounding gives me a headache too.
    You guys helping out some aspiring rapper or wanna-be
    on the staff of Scoreland?
    Definately not music to watch big boobs bounce too.
    or it doesnt fit nice girls.
    That music certanily would not work on a video
    featuring Nicole Peters walking about nekkad in the English countryside.

  2. VINNYBOOMBAH says:

    whats with the friggin”music”,thats on the score dvd’s last few years?
    It has all the romantic notes of an Apache War dance.
    I would rather watch big titties in motion to Brahms or Chopan.
    Not notes-vibes from violent toilet ghetto crapola

  3. jeff hartshorn says:

    looks like a gr8 dvd i ordered it yesterday, any plans to have kelley do her own dvd shes smlokn hot?

  4. frederickus says:

    Angelina, your titfuck scene is AMAZING!!! I am your fan 4 ever!!!

  5. ozelui says:

    Truly innovative format in porn! A real talk show, but without puritanian limits.
    Even more interesting would be a real game show, where a few couples have to compete against each other – in bed

  6. Anthony says:

    you Dave have the coolest job on the world

  7. Pitalla says:

    Wohoooo! alright! =D This is awesome! I wanna jump in there!

  8. Elliot James says:

    Sorry, Dave. I feel your pain, having to deal with this.

  9. Chris says:

    woo!! Kelly’s doing XXX b/g!!! she’s so pretty, i cant wait to see her and imagine its me:)

  10. jdawg says:

    uh, the video isn’t loading up. might wanna check that.