Holiday floats

December 8, 2010 by Elliot James

 

No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.

Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

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One response to “Holiday floats”

  1. rocko says:

    Elliot,are you old enough to remember the
    Macy’s
    Thanksgiving parades of the mid-1960’s?
    It was a real event and so great back then.