You know you have a girlfriend with big tits when…

March 21, 2011 by Dave
There's no way Arianna can see her pussy as it's being eaten. Her tits just have to be getting in the way!

There's no way Arianna can see her pussy as it's being eaten. Her tits just have to be getting in the way!

T.N., a “Scorecard” regular, writes: “You know you have a girlfriend with big tits when…

You’re trying to stuff an entire tit into your mouth and she says, “There is no way you will fit it in,” and you know she’s right.

You’re looking through SCORE or Voluptuous and you realize that your girlfriend is bigger then a lot of the models.

Christy Marks looks small.

Your girlfriend’s girlfriends tell her that they are jealous of her breasts.

You’re titty fucking her and your cock completely disappears.

She is always telling you that guys are making comments about her boobs.

She holds her tits while you are fucking her brains out, but you tell her not to because you like to watch them bounce.

She’s sitting on your face while you’re eating her pussy and she has to move her breasts to the side so she can watch.

Your friends, usually when they are drunk, tell you they can’t believe the size of your girlfriend’s tits and then proceed to tell you what they would do to them if they had the chance.

She puts on a sweater when it’s cold but when you see her wearing it, she looks so good you fuck her tits right on the spot.

Her tits enter a room two seconds before she does.

You’re fucking her doggie style and her tits are smashing her in the face.

She turns an ordinary call into phone sex and tells you how big her tits and nipples look and you blow a load just thinking about it.”

Got any others, Blog readers?

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12 responses to “You know you have a girlfriend with big tits when…”

  1. Speugi says:

    Here’s one, my wife likes to sometime go with me to the titty clubs, and the women dancing come over and want to squeeze her boobs. (38g’s by the way).

  2. Bouncer says:

    I never realized how nice your ass was Baby. Bouncer

  3. Dave says:

    There must be more than one Dave here- imagine that!! Oh well. Why don’t things like that ever happen to me? I’ve said it before, but it’s worth repeating. Arianna is just plain FANTASTIC. Can you imagine being the guy in this picture and looking up at this incredible woman? I can – wish it were me!

  4. Stefan Carlson says:

    A story from myself: We are invited to a great friend’s party and last week I followed my wife to the dress shop for advice. She had jeans and a wide blause and on my advice she had no bra. At the dress shop, we have to engage the staff to find a dress which matches and fits my wife’s very curvy, long legs, wide hips, very slim waist and very large boobs. It needs to fit well without bra and shows the nipples in a beautiful way.We also discuss if a belt could tighten the waist and do the job as she also likes to expose her real curviness. She looked in the mirror, turned around, discuss with the staff. Is the nipples coming in a good way? We also discuss if the delcolltage was coming in an OK way or should it be cut even deeper? She has huge boobs but does she needs a bra? Were there dresses which could contain? An alternative would be a bra with open front for the nipples… Finally after several trials, she found a very cute dress, but it is too wide in the waist given her very large boobs. We agree that the waist cut should be slimmed down to match her body. After all we decided to remake one dress, and we will get it well before the party. The staff wished us nice party!

    We went to the jewelery shop. With the help of the staff we are we are telling about the dress and that we need matching necklace. As the dress has deep decolltage my wife needs to open up the blouse when several necklaces were tried. Here great boobs were exposed to freedom beneath the wide blouse. Several staff was involved to exchange opinions. She was also bening down towards the mirror. This was serious business. Af careful considerations we made also this choice.

    Thereafter she needed new shoes…

    That was a busy day, but very exciting!

  5. anthony says:

    High School year book!!!

  6. anthony says:

    her High School year sez her nick name was “BIGGENS” and voted hottest female body

  7. anthony says:

    8-10 male FRIEND REQUESTS a day on social networking sites (aswell as online big boob website reps)

  8. anthony says:

    her clevage reaches her neck

  9. anthony says:

    has to shop at specialty stores for the right bra!

  10. Dan says:

    She needs seat belt extenders to get it on.

    Small children crawl into her lap and try to nurse.
    (get away! Thats MY job!)

    She used to steal your tshirts – now she won’t wear any because they are too small.

    She won’t dress as Elvira for Halloween because the costume won’t fit.

    She will only dress as a monk or nun for Halloween as anything else is “too revealing” (yes Dear, and your point is?)

  11. J.D. says:

    When you realize her bra would make an excellent bowling ball bag.

  12. stridX says:

    besides it’s the 1st thing u notice, she gots to pull the car seat belt a lil more and seeing the belt strap wrap around between those boobs makes u jealous.