The tube top: the most perilous and exciting piece of clothing in a busty girl’s wardrobe
Seriously, how are Summer Sinn's tits not popping out?
Harmony Bliss wants you to walk right up to her and give that tube top a tug.
Maybe it’s my imagination, but the tube top, one of the most beloved garments among big-boob lovers, seems to be making another comeback.
Allie, one of the editors here, says it’s my imagination, that tube tops never went out of style. Okay, maybe she’s right. Cool and stylish I’m not. But I do spend a lot of time looking at tits, professionally and otherwise, and I’ve been noticing over the past few months (as the weather has warmed up in South Florida) that women are wearing a lot more tube tops. So I clicked on over to Wikipedia, the No. 1 research source of all desperate college students, and found out the following: “[The tube top] reached its highest level of popularity in the late 1970s. It vanished from the scene during the early- and mid-1990s, but later made a major reappearance in the wardrobes of American teenage girls and young American women, especially college-age women, after 2000, and various versions of the style have been popular ever since then.”
Okay, so maybe I’ve been missing something and tube tops have been in style for the past 11 years. But I don’t think so. I think when I notice a boob-related fashion trend, it’s a recent trend. Like I said, I look at tits a lot.
When a girl like Karina Hart is wearing a tube top, she's basically saying, "Please stare at my tits."
Once again I ask the question, what is keeping Denise Derringer's top on?
Just to avoid any misunderstanding, let’s define tube top. According to Wikipedia, “a tube top is is a shoulderless, sleeveless ‘tube’ that wraps the torso. Such a top is generally very tight over the breasts in order to prevent the garment from falling. This is usually achieved with elastic bands at the top and bottom of the garment.”A tube top should never be confused with a halter top, which has a strap that wraps around the neck, preventing any possibility of boob spillage, or a tube top one-piece bathing suit, which actually has a bottom that wraps around the crotch, also making boob spillage unlikely.
A proper tube top has no straps and no bottom. When you see a girl wearing a tube top, you have a reaction similar to when you see a suspension bridge: “What’s holding that thing up?” Basically, with a proper tube top, if you walked up to a girl and tugged on the bottom of the garment, her tits would pop out (and you’d get arrested, so don’t do that, although I recall a mainstream movie–I don’t remember which one–in which that happened).
One of the interesting aspects of the tube top is that even though the British call them boob tubes, they actually don’t accentuate the boobs. It’s a well-known fact to us boob lovers that tops with straps accentuate the breasts while tops without straps tend to flatten them.
So, obviously, that’s not why we love tube tops. I love tube tops because of 1.) Like I mentioned, if you tugged on the bottom, the girl’s tits would pop out, and the girl wearing one seems to be asking you to do just that; 2.) They seem so dangerous. I mean, yeah, I read what Wikipedia said, but what’s really keeping the whole thing together? What’s keeping a girl’s tits from popping out right there in public? Have I ever seen that happen? No. Do I continue to hold out hope that it will happen just once in my lifetime? What do you think?
Anyway, despite what Allie says, I think tube tops are back in fashion, and now that the weather is warming up, you’re going to start seeing a lot more of them.
One more thing since we’re discussing fashions from the 1970s: Remember when cameloe was fashionable and women were walking around with their pants halfway up their cunts? Please, oh, please, can we have that style back, too?
Tags: big boobs, big tits and fashion, Denise Derringer, Harmony Bliss, Karina Hart, Summer Sinn, tits in tight tops, tube tops, Wikipedia
Categories: Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
Never thought much about how breast size relates to tube tops. But I’ll agree, bigger breasted women rock the tube tops better.
I think a tube DRESS goes better on slimmer girls.
@Elliot, you are right about “high rising” looking better in a tube top than than most large naturals that is why I like to wear a strapless bra under mine.
Hello c.a , i couldn’t choose between Karina and Karla i’m afraid . They both have a great ass and wonderful shapely legs .
I also think Ashley Sage Ellison has got a lovely full ass .
TM NM usa,how right you are my big tit brother check out angelina castros ass in the holiday 2010 issue of score… awesome…
All four girls here look great in their tube tops. I think tits have to be over at least an F-cup or over and high-riding in general to really look good in them.
Karina Hart has the best of everything, all in one incredible package!
Can’t agree more. The tube top always fulfills my fantasies.
to answer you ? c.a.- Best ass contenders has to be extended/ Angelina Castro, Daylene Rio, Alexa, etc! SCORE girls have it all. the best is a SCORE girl!
simon im gonna be looking at the blog tommorow eve {may 3rd} at 8pm if your about???
quick question for bloggers, tits are what were all about but who has the best ass out of danni ashe,L.D.M.,karina hart, gianna rossi or karla james???
so right dave boob tubes are a tit mans dream item of clothing, women very rarely wear a bra with them certainly if their tits are firm… the pic of summer is great, the slightest of touches at the bottom of it and those tits are in your face…