“The Decision”: To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?

July 19, 2011 by Maria
Sometimes you have to hide the guns, like Crystal Gunns in this turtleneck sweater.

Sometimes you have to hide the guns, like Crystal Gunns in this turtleneck sweater.

Sometimes you have to show up, guns blazing, like Crystal Gunns in this cleavage exposing top.

Sometimes you have to show up, guns blazing, like Crystal Gunns in this cleavage exposing top.

Today, I was talking to SCORE Editor Dave, and we got into a discussion about cleavage. For dudes, cleavage is a nice thing to look at. It is a treat for the eyes, a sort of preview of things to cum (on). But for women, especially busty women like yours truly, cleavage is a choice. In fact, it is a decision. It just might be THE DECISION.

You see, a busty gal has one of two choices every day: does she show cleavage or does she cover those puppies up? There is no middle ground, and like The Highlander, when it comes to The Decision, there can only be one…choice, that is. If she chooses to show cleavage, she has to deal with the stares, glares and commentary from the men around her. And sometimes, that works in her favor. For example, if I am going to the mechanic, I automatically opt to show the cleavage. Because what I know about men greatly surpasses what I know about cars, so I am acutely aware that if I show a little bit extra up top, my mechanic is probably going to be more likely to show me a little less charge on my bill. This also works when I get pulled over. If I see those red and blue lights in my rear-view mirror, I automatically open my top up and give the copper a good look at my front view.

But there are times that I know to cover up and not show the cleavage. For example, if I am going to any event that has to do with women, I cover up. Women who do not have big breasts are not nice to women who do. This is not rocket science.  Countless models tell us about the hooter hating that happens when they encounter the myriad of bitter flatties in the cruel, cruel B-cup-or-less world. I also know not to show any cleavage if I am going somewhere where married couples will be hanging out. No need to welcome horny husband’s wandering eyes and the ire of some jealous wife.

But as a busty woman, I am aware that The Decision affects everyone around me. I know that no matter what I choose, it will either make or break someone’s day. If the guy behind the counter of the coffee shop I frequent sees my cleavage in the morning while handing me my caffeine fix for the day, and I see his eyes wander to my hills, I know I am making his day. And the next day when I come in with a shirt buttoned up to my chin, I am also aware of the look of disappointment he gives me when he realizes there is no gun show that day.

The Decision. It exists.

The next time you see a lady and she is showing you an eyeful of tit crease, remember: She made a choice to do that. She knows her cleavage serves a purpose. So, my advice to all of you is go on and look. She wants you to. She wouldn’t have worn that top otherwise.

xoxo,

Maria

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18 responses to ““The Decision”: To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?”

  1. viggo says:

    Thanks c.a. Scoreland does feel like home to me! 🙂

  2. c.a. united kingdom says:

    welcome home viggo, im a new kid on the block with the blog(been a mag reader since 2002) but love reading your blogs on the archive, you know your tits my man…. welcome back….

  3. viggo says:

    @Dave: I’ve been sort of busy and in a miserable state of mind! Still miserable actually!

  4. c.a. united kingdom says:

    cleavage is for any self respecting tit man the best thing on the planet, a good cleavage gets my cock twitching in seconds flat and that can get a little embarassing if your popping wood in the middle of a supermarket ha ha… by the way does anyone agree that the turtle neck pics of crystal(feb2008 issue) are her best pics ever????

  5. Big boob lover says:

    I like big boobs, but big boobs don’t make ugly women less ugly. If you’re ugly, your cleavage is a distraction, but you’re still ugly.

  6. viggo says:

    Three things: I love cleavage! I miss Crystal Gunns! And i miss Maria!
    So long since i’ve been here. I have to go to the blog archives and catch up on
    all the usually brilliant posts made by Maria.
    (No offence, Dave and Elliot) 🙂

  7. Speedracer72 says:

    To all/Maria,

    Just to further expound on what I was discussing earlier, also, why to big tit women get pissed when you stare if the “girls” are on display. If you don’t want us to stare, keep them put away. Also, speaking of big tits on display, one opening scene to Sex in the Titties was one of the most amazing displays ever seen on “film”. How did this not cause a major traffic accident? Holly crap!!

  8. Glenberry says:

    Aaaaaaaaahhhhh…………….cleavage. A womans answer to a solar eclipse.

  9. blackbull1970 says:

    Showing cleavage is great. But it only works depending on what the woman is wearing and whereyou are at.

    If at work and a woman is wearing a tight turtleneck like Crystal Gunns in the above pic. That look works out great.

    If you at the grocery store and a chick is wearing a v-neck t-shirt with cleavage, that look works out great for that locale.

  10. Stefan Carlson says:

    Hi Maria, I like big beutiful cleavage. But sometimes more discrete can be even more sexier. For example a tight and that she has a bra which has an open front exposing the nipples under the tight. I cannot understand that those are not more popular among women. The bra lifts up the breast while the open front reinforce the so nice nipples I think it is definitely very sexy and an alternative to the traditional cleavage. Do you agree? Can you explain why not more popular.

  11. winter1968 says:

    I have to chime in again on this because it’s my favorite…ok, at least top five. Cleavage is fucking gorgeous and Speedracer72 has it right, the gorgeous valley of cleavage WILL make a persons day…my day. Cleavage makes clothing, and its shape, lines and style worthwhile which is similar to the way that beautiful large breasts makes bras such a gorgeous piece of clothing. Oddly, cleavage and beautiful large breasts give purpose to bras and transcend them from a pure piece of functional clothing to an accessory piece that has very high or low characteristics of asthetics of beauty. The look of a very large set of breasts supported by a bra and enclosed in a blouse captured my attention, libido and wonder as far back as I can remember. Addtitionally, this vision I am suggesting also came to solidify the artful lines and shape archetype that very large breasts seem to stand for; put simply, a great deal of the artful nuances of female beauty and form can be intuited from this vision…again, this is one opinion. TSG always pays respect to this idea in the first five to thirty shots and images and this is a large reason I LOVE the TSG photographic and thematic style. Maria, you chose beautiful images in the post since Crystal Gunns has the quintissential example of amazing and sexy large breasts. I am sure there are a WEALTH of images that support my little argument. Cleavage fucking rules and it is a common occurence in the world which makes it tangible to the readers/viewers of TSG. By the way, you all are awesome!

  12. Speedracer72 says:

    You are so correct on this one. Nothing makes a guys day like a great cleavage show. It can make a sucky day a whole lot better. It does seem that women that have huge boobs like to show them but at the same time seem to anger the flat chested chicks.

  13. GRONKO says:

    Whats with these polls?
    why don’t you guys do a poll as to which models we would like to see new pictorials of?
    ……. more Victoria Lane please.

  14. Swifty? Huzzah! says:

    There’s a girl at my office, who, while not showing cleavage – at least not yet, but there’s still time left in the summer – does wear tight form fitting tops and I love her for it! She’s beautiful, has a lovely pair of C/D cup natural breasts and bounces past my desk every morning and afternoon. It really lifts (no pun intended) me every day whenever I see her. The only bright moment in a dull day. Thank God for busty women!!!

  15. Dan says:

    I forget Maria… what DOES you cleavage look like?
    😉

  16. winter1968 says:

    Man, I LOVE this topic and Maria, you wrote about it eloquently and beautifully. I FUCKING LOVE cleavage. To me, it is the HUGEST turn on. Maybe I am a bit old school or prudish, but I think well dressed women are arrestingly beautiful. When they Decide to show cleavage in their blouse choice (I prefer button down/oxford style) I am so grateful. What cleavage does for me is create mystery, intrigue and wonder. Some say the hunt is better than the kill. Being married, my kill has been done and now it’s all gazing at the metaphoric menu. This great for a fantasy bound daydreamer who LOVES beautiful LARGE BREASTS such as myself. So I always hope ladies choose to show cleavage beacause to me, it IS one the MOST BEAUTIFUL aspects of a ladies’ neckline, shoulder and eventual beginning of breast shape…I fucking love it. It is visual fun and fodder for those of us whose chase has waned. So for those ladies that decide to show cleavage, know that I am certainly taking a peek….because it is stunning for sure…I simply love cleavage. GREAT topic TSG and Maria…I so dig it.