Kaytee Carter’s backyard bosom bounty @ SCORELAND

August 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Kaytee Carter: a real country girl.

Kaytee Carter: a real country girl.

Kaytee Carter grew up a country girl in the great state of Oregon. She talked about her upbringing in a SCORELAND interview.

“My father was a hops farmer,” she said. “I grew up on a farm. Working the fields, driving the truck. Three-thousand acres of hops!”

So wow! A real farmer’s daughter! Right here at SCORELAND. That info inspired a photo set and this cover of the August ’11 Voluptuous, an issue still on-sale in our eBoobStore (a few copies remain in stock). The photo set posted on SCORELAND last week week. Check it out with thoughts of pitching hay alongside Kaytee.

Farm life. There are advantages.

Farm life. There are advantages.

I used to wonder: Is the farm girl fantasy true? Do farm girls grab their boyfriends and throw them down in the barn after a hard day at work? Their fingers are adept at milking cows. What else do those farm-girl fingers milk? Yeah, I know, it’s all machines milking cows these days. And their fathers. Would they actually fill your ass with buckshot if they caught you being milked by their daughters on a pile of hay? What do I know? I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, not exactly a reality series, and I went to a real farm maybe four times in my life.

Still, it’s nice to mull over these thoughts with Kaytee, a real-life farmer’s daughter.

Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

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One response to “Kaytee Carter’s backyard bosom bounty @ SCORELAND”

  1. jaredsmith says:

    you guys have got to bring kaytee back