Bikini Buster: Vanessa Del 40JJ

October 2, 2011 by Maria

Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.

Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.

Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.

There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.

But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!

String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at it's finest.

String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.

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9 responses to “Bikini Buster: Vanessa Del 40JJ”

  1. X.D. says:

    I love it how they tear those bikinis apart. The bikini/swimwear pictorials have to be one of my all time favorites at TSG. Great job guys/gals.

  2. winter1968 says:

    Much like others, I have to say that Vanessa Del is SMOKING HOT! I saw her and Kristina Milan in the preview for Busty brown sugar and I instantly bought it. she is stunning and way pretty. She makes me so hot it’s crazy. I especially love when she walks down the stairs in that DVD with that tight dress on shaking her gorgeous breasts and flaunting her beauty…all the while with a huge smile and killer charizma. She is foxy as hell and makes me pretty much burst like mad.

  3. hey Larry G check out Catt Green in the holiday 2011 score….

  4. Larry G says:

    Ok Dave,i think I know what you mean
    However I dont remember ever insulting any models here.
    I have my favorites of course.(Catt Green,Maserati)
    The only thing I can think of that may be misconstued
    that way
    to insulting a model is when somewhere here posts a comment
    claiming a certain model deserves to be the newcomer of the year,when it seems to me that they should look beyond
    the big boobs and how the model treats her fans in v-mag,
    like doing HC.

  5. Larry G. says:

    hey Dave,what did I say?
    i dont remember really.
    that she made me shred my shorts?
    i meant it as a compliment.
    Vaness Del Mar is terrific.

    • Dave says:

      Larry G.: I wasn’t referring to the Maserati comment. I was referring to some previous comments. I’m just asking you to realize that these models are human beings who are putting themselves out there.–Dave

  6. vanessa del is a true bikini buster Maria, what better sight than a big firm set of tits barely contained by a bikini….. i remember being on a beach in devon last summer minding my own reading a paper and catching some rays when a grop of students set up for some ball games…. this chick with them must have been on an e-cup and they were firm too and barely contained by her bikini,you should have seen them bounce Maria as she played ball it was a sight for any tit man to behold…. before i knew it i was packing wood in my shorts and had little choice but to cover myself with a towel ha ha….

  7. Larry G. says:

    Vanessa Del Mar is also a “Shorts Shredder”,
    cuz I just think that I busted some fibers in my
    fruit-of -the-looms underwear,by
    getting a great big stiffy over her,like real fast.