Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored

December 12, 2011 by Elliot James

Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.

I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.

I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.

My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.

Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.

If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.

By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.

What you think happens backstage, does!

What you think happens backstage, does!

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12 responses to “Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    @JD,, hear what your saying freind,, ha would be cool to see Elliot or Dave getting in on the titty action…. wonder if they could handle it????

  2. X.D. says:

    @JD. You read my mind. I should have stated it better.

  3. J.D. says:

    I don’t wanna see Juan and Shaggy’s faces or hear their voices either, but thankfully that’s not why they’re in the film. In most modern pornos (the good ones at least), the studs are there only to use their dicks on the girls. Ain’t nothing wrong with having guys talk or make jokes, hell I find them funnier than the ladies, but when it comes down to the sexy time, I want the focus to be on the women. If men are involved, I want to see them doing stuff to the women, thats it, thats all. Now, if you and Dave wanna whip em’ out and start bangin the ladies, be my guest, I’ll stick around to watch, lol

  4. Elliot James says:

    CA, 1) what’s not to love? She’s a doll.
    2) I usually do or an art director.

    JD, so the porn studs like Juan and Shaggy are okay but Dave and I are not?

  5. J.D. says:

    I think what X.D. is trying to say is, it’s kinda hard to fap to hot girls when you can hear Dave and Elliot in the background, or suddenly see their faces on the screen when your about to… NOOOO!!!!

  6. ca united kingdom says:

    Elliot i always love to read your boob beat column its great but just out of interest who pics the pictures that accompany it????

  7. ca united kingdom says:

    so Elliot what did you think to Hitomis jan 2012 score debut????

  8. Elliot James says:

    All of these models were interviewed for SCORELAND on camera by Tushna, SCORE’s studio manager or a female studio staff member.

    Venera
    Karla James
    Lana Ivans
    Shione Cooper
    Paola Rios
    Dors
    Micky
    Merilyn Sakova
    Beshine
    Annina
    Valory
    Taylor Steele
    Michelle Bond
    Ashley Sage Ellison
    Natalie Fiore
    Angela White
    Sophie Mae
    plus others

    And Maria has a substantial listing of models she has interviewed.

  9. X.D. says:

    @Dave. LOL. That was certainly NOT my intention LOL. Besides, I’m sure there are plenty of other breast related activities to go aroumd, and that will keep you guys busy :P. You both already have a healthy dose of jealousy from my part. I just thought I would throw that one out there 🙂

  10. X.D. says:

    Am I the only TSG fan who would prefer a woman to do the interviews? No offense Elliot and Dave. You guys are pretty funny and entertaining, but your guy voice…eh.

    • Dave says:

      Thanks a lot, X.D. Now my boss is going to read your comment, and I’m not going to get to interview naked women anymore!–Dave

  11. viggo says:

    So this DVD is not the 9-10 episodes from a few years ago?
    This is brand new episodes?