Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?

January 10, 2012 by Dave
Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.

Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.

Usually, I don’t go to The Huffington Post for news, but this was one story I couldn’t ignore. The headline: “Climax In An MRI Machine? Been There, Done That.”

I haven’t (although I admit to having had a hard-on in an MRI machine once). Apparently, the author of this story, Kayt Sukel, fingered herself to an orgasm in an MRI machine–while scientists watched–for scientific research. Wrote Ms. Sukel prior to the experiment, “No, I am not sure I’ll actually be able to do it. But, as instructed, I have been practicing at home and will give it my best shot.”

Well, she did manage to do it, and since you can’t have metal objects in an MRI, she couldn’t use a vibrator or anything else with metal or batteries. She got herself off with her own fingers. Actually, I’m wondering why they didn’t use men for this study since we don’t need toys to get off (although I kinda doubt they would have let me into the MRI with a copy of SCORE).

Okay, I just realized why they didn’t use men: Pussy juice is a lot easier to clean up than white, sticky, male cum. Glazing the inside of an MRI machine…that wouldn’t be pretty.

Another reason: They were measuring brain waves during female orgasm.

We already know how the male brain functions during orgasm.

It doesn’t.

So, once again, I ask the question: Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?

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4 responses to “Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?”

  1. slugworth says:

    Nah,would probably get ‘stagefright’.But if Renee Ross,Cherry Brady,& Autumn-Jade were there in their nurses’ uniforms,I would no doubt make an effort.

  2. X.D. says:

    In the name of science? I would probably be just fine. J.D.’s suggestion would be ideal though.

  3. J.D. says:

    Anything in a hospital environment is a boner-killer. Unless the hot female doctor/nurse shows some cleavage.

  4. Ca united kingdom says:

    Dave this one is fucked up, not sure i know what to say on this one. I think ill stick with the tits n ass ha ha