More weird boob science
You know how much I love those offbeat scientific research studies. Here’s a good one.
A report from the University of New Mexico theorizes that ovulation might increase financial clout.
Psychologist Geoffrey Miller observed the dancers at gentlemen’s clubs and counted the tips made on their lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility versus $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.
Miller linked the income differences to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features. He says there may be subtle shifts in dancers’ behavior due to their fertility cycle, such as “how they talk and move when enticing a customer to buy a dance, and how they perform the dance itself.”
Dancers on the pill averaged $37 versus $53 for women off the pill. The pill produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy which might, in a bio-chemical way, discourage an interested guy. Therefore, birth control could lead to lost income for a stripper.
The researchers were surprised that no one in the exotic dance business had noticed these bio-patterns. Miller suggested that a woman in any service-industry job should schedule more shifts during the phase right before ovulation. “It might help to know about this so that they can exploit these effects,” he said.
Science doesn’t explain how Miller was able to persuade the dancers to report their tips to him. That’s usually tougher than breaking into Fort Knox!
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@TM new mexico,, whats your favourite Karina pictorial???
thanx Slugworth,, be interested to see your top 20 and TM also… put them in chaps… hey Elliot ha ha yeh what hard work that would be eh mate….
Imagine my surprise when I found out this research article is for real. Thanks Elliot. Good one.
c.a. your 13 and 14 are my 1 and 2! Very interesting us SCORE men picking the top 20! Totally looking forward to the top 20 to come out in the magazine in the next few months. keep up the good work Maria, Dave and Elliot.
Hey ca,great top twenty.Quite an assortment of fine ladies I must say!
What? And have to teach classrooms full of coeds in tank tops and plaid skirts, year after year? You’re balmy, mate.
hey if anyone cares ive upgraded my top 20,, my lists change often depending on new models etc but as of right now here it is….. apart from 1 and 2 they are in no order…. 1.LDM 2.Minka 3.Crystal Gunns 4.Lorna Morgan 5.Pandora peaks 6.Kayla Kleevage 7.Leanne Crow 8.Merilyn Sakova 9.Karla James 10.Kelly Kay 11.Camille Morgan 12. Alena Snow 13.Chloe Vevrier 14.Karina Hart 15.Bev Paige 16.Terry Nova 17.Jade Feng 18.Dellota Brown 19.Terri Jane 20.Eva Notty
its interesting indeed ha ha your wasted in this job Elliot you should be a colleage proffessor….. wonder if they do a degree in big tits???