Holy, Trinety, that’s a nice set of tits!

March 3, 2012 by Dave

This is XLGirls newcomer Trinety Guess. I know as much about her as you do, but from what I've seen, I like her a lot.

I think I’ve mentioned this before. Actually, I know I have because every time I do, somebody says, “How could you have missed this girl?” Well, this time, I didn’t miss a girl who has appeared on SCORELAND or XLGirls.com or SCOREVideos.com. This time, I missed a girl who came to our studio about a month ago. Where was I? Probably sitting at my desk looking at pictures of SCORE Girls or videos of mature women getting the shit fucked out of them by guys they met about a minute earlier. The thing is, from where I sit, I can’t see every girl who walks into the studio, although in the case of this girl, I should’ve heard her big tits slapping against her chest.

Well, I didn’t. Which is why today while you’re meeting Trinety at XLGirls.com, I’m going to be meeting her, too. And wondering, “How the hell did I miss this girl?”

You see, Trinety is a redhead, and I really like redheads. And she has big, natural tits, and I really like big, natural tits. And she has a nice, puffy, shaved pussy, and I really like nice, puffy, shaved pussies. She’s a big girl, and even though I’m the editor of SCORE, I like big girls. Before I came to The SCORE Group, I was a V-mag reader.

Anyway, I asked Maria about Trinety, and Maria said, “She’s a gamer.”

A what?

Oh, she plays videos games. Fine. I don’t care.

And she told Maria, “Big dicks are good for sucking and little dicks are good for fucking.” Which was news to me. You see, I’ve always figured that the problem with having a big, thick cock is that most girls can’t get their mouths around it, but the pussy…well, the pussy expands. But I guess I’m wrong about that. Or I’m right because I’m a guy, and she’s right because she’s a girl. Whatever.

Trinety wrote on her model info sheet, “I love pussy. I like my ladies curvy like me.” She also said she went down on a guy in the bathroom at Busch Gardens. I assume in Tampa, Florida.

Anyway, all of that info is extraneous to me because all I really care about is Trinety’s face, hair, tits and pussy. Okay?

BLOG UPDATE: Elliot James just mentioned that he thinks Trinety looks like a plumper version of Lindsay Lohan. Interesting. I’m going to have to investigate further.

 

 

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12 responses to “Holy, Trinety, that’s a nice set of tits!”

  1. Nick says:

    CA,well you wont see it in the dvd,as they digitized her bouncing boobs out before the movie went into general release.
    unless its on the bonus section of the dvd,as a before and after,
    which I seriously doubt,since its a Disney movie!

  2. slugworth says:

    I always thought L.L. had a decent set of tits.Not a fan of her ‘acting’,but can give her full credit for her big tits.

  3. Larry G. says:

    I only date women with “G” cups,
    thats why they call me Larry G.

  4. ca united kingdom says:

    @nick. Didnt know that i must get a look. Dont get me wrong lohan is hot and although not packing the sort of titties im into i sure wouldnt say know to sucking on her little perkies.

  5. Ca united kingdom says:

    @slugworth, yes i must start getting xl mag i realise im missing out on some huge tits and thats not good. Thanks mate.

  6. Nick says:

    Lohan has no boobs?Hey CA,did u know when she(Lohan) filmed the remake of the Love Bug years ago,they tested the movie in front of a preview audience.
    But when Lindsay Lohan was jumping up and down and rooting at the end
    they got comments of being distracted when her boobs were
    noticably bouncing too,so it was digitllay removed
    before the movie was nationally released?
    its true google it.

  7. slugworth says:

    @ca.Can’t believe you don’t get XL GIRLS mag.You are truly missing out on some serious huge tits.

  8. ca united kingdom says:

    I think larry g is right about karla looking like lohan, shame lohans got no titties tho.

  9. X.D. says:

    I can see a bit of the Lohan resemblance. And I can almost see Trinety’s pussy juices wiped clean by a Maria Moore on a girl girl pictorial…(gasp!)

  10. Ca united kingdom says:

    Shes hot dave,those tits look very impressive, i dont get xl mag so i may not get to see those titties in all there glory.

  11. Larry G. says:

    BTW I think she looks more like Alicia Silverstone.
    maybe it is?she hasnt made a movie since 1997
    as far as i remember.

  12. Larry G. says:

    Hey Dave,sounds like Elliot may have been a little innebriated
    to see a resemblance of Trinity to Linday Lohan.
    If any SCORE model looks like Lindsey Lohan IMOP its Karla James.