Rachel Love is dick drunk…which is good for you, bad for me

March 2, 2012 by Dave

Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, Rachel Love stars in, "Gimme An F." I would've, but she didn't ask me.

“I’m dick drunk,” Rachel Love told me the other day.

“You’re what?” I said.

“Dick drunk,” she said. “I’m drunk on dick. I just had too much cock.”

Oh. That explains everything.

“When I think a cock is too big and I don’t think I can take it, then I end up being able to take it, I get silly,” Rachel said. “Dick drunk.”

I thought I had heard it all in the SCORE Studio. I thought I’d asked every question that could possibly be asked about big tits and been told everything I could ever want to know about big tits and sex. But it turned out that I was wrong. Rachel Love, all 5’2″ of her, had something new for me.

Dick drunk. And the giggles, I might add, which I imagine goes with dick drunk.

Quickly, very quickly, I realized that our conversation was going to go nowhere until she got some cock. So I called the stud over, and she started munching on his cock. And then something happened that’s never happened in my 11 years (my SCORE anniversary is today, by the way) of interviewing models: I got thrown out of the studio. Yeah, that’s right. Kicked out. Rachel decided she’d had enough of answering questions and not enough of sucking and fucking cock. So she kicked me out.

“I want to fuck,” she said between sucks.

I mean, she could’ve asked me to join in, right? It would’ve been a nice anniversary gift, right?

Yeah, right, but wrong. Besides, she was dick drunk. Drunk on dick. Soon to be drunk on the cum that was about to get spurted into her mouth. Hey, who was I to get in the way?

Dick drunk. Just when you thought you’d heard it all…

By the way, a new hardcore scene with Rachel is live  at SCORELAND. Enjoy.

 

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4 responses to “Rachel Love is dick drunk…which is good for you, bad for me”

  1. slugworth says:

    Rachel looks a lot different.Even sexier than usual.Nice tits.

  2. Sean says:

    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DAVE!!!!!!! Tour the man!!!!!!!!

  3. J.D. says:

    11 years of working there. You must wake up with birds singing and golden rays of sunshine.

  4. X.D. says:

    LOL. That was hilarious. Happy anniversary Dave.