Your ship has come in. Boobs Ahoy!

February 29, 2012 by Elliot James

A small amount of Boob Cruise 2K issues were just discovered.

The warehouse men were organizing some shelves when one of them found a dusty box tucked away in a forgotten corner high up on a shelf out of sight.

He opened it to find pristine, mint-condition copies of the long-sold out Holiday 2000 SCORE.

This was the Boob Cruise 2000 issue, the chronicle of the fifth and final SCORE sailing, this time on the Windjammer ship, The Legacy, in April, 2000. The ship sailed out of St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and on to such islands as St. Croix, Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.

What a group of passengers!  Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan, Maxi Mounds, Donita, Ariana, Adina, Jessica Justice, Windy Leigh, Melody Foxxe, Tanya Danielle, Dawn Stone, Casey James, Brittany Love and Minka all on one very cool sailing ship. Joining them was Alyssa Alps. Alyssa wrote the ship’s log for the magazine that year.

I was on that ship. My associate E. and I had the job of recording the daily activities on-board and on the islands we visited. He and I didn’t sleep much that week. But sleep could wait until our return to the States. Every day, we would photograph what the girls were up to, day and night, and write the logs, then beam it at night to the SCORE building in Miami.

We had a portable satellite dish that we’d set up on various parts of the ship depending on the time and weather conditions. It was an experiment in the unknown. We didn’t know if it would work, but it did. Every day, SCORELAND members would log in and see the latest pictures and read about what was going on that day. We couldn’t transmit video from the ship, but back then, posted videos on the Net were one-minute clips. Anyone reading this remember the early days of the Web?

That week is still archived at SCORELAND in the “Galleries” section.

Anyway, that 164-page Holiday 2000 SCORE was the most highly anticipated edition of 2000, and when it hit the stores, it had the biggest “sell-through” ever of any SCORE mag. It has full layouts of all of the girls, lots of candid pictures of all of the activities on deck and on the islands and, of course, there’s Alyssa’s daily log of life in the Caribbean with an army of naked SCORE Girls. Double-A was the longtime “On The Road” columnist at SCORE, and she was the perfect scribe for this job.

If you never owned this issue, get one now while we have them. I thought all the copies were long gone, cleaned-out.

I have a copy at home wrapped in plastic and untouched since 2000.

I’ve seen this issue selling at used-magazine websites for 22 bucks.

We’re selling it for $10 postpaid, an unbeatable price.

About to leave for the airport to St. Thomas, USVI.

The wild scene at Miami International Airport.

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8 responses to “Your ship has come in. Boobs Ahoy!”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    in refference to your covers blog this cover surely ranks as one of the best….

  2. X.D. says:

    @ Elliot. Bummer. But I understand. I know a wee bit about event management, and it can be a beast. Perhaps one day it will come back with a vengance. There may even be a whole new list of legends by that time, with 2 or 3 of the classics of course 🙂

  3. Ca united kingdom says:

    Would love to see another boob cruise, i would be interested.

  4. Elliot James says:

    XD, it’s complicated. There is no single reason. Each Boob Cruise took a full year to organize.

  5. Boob Patiño says:

    Bring Back Ariana!

  6. J.D. says:

    I’m still waiting for a Boob Cruise ship to show up in T.O. and take me away to big breast heaven.

  7. X.D. says:

    Beautiful mammaries. Whatever happened to the whole Boobcruise concept?

  8. viggo says:

    I have that issue, but i think it mite have gotten some water damage. 🙁
    And by water i actually mean water, not some other kind of liquid!!! 😉