Take this job and shove it…between the boss’s big tits!

March 18, 2012 by Dave

Who's the boss? Aileen Ghettman (left). But don't worry, she's about to get hers. You know what they say…take this job and shove it…between her tits! By the way, this scene is from the DVD "Boob Science."

Today, I’m going to discuss a touchy subject: busty bosses. This comes up because a hardcore video of Dylan Ryder as a busty boss went up this past Friday at SCOREVideos.com, and part of the job-application process seems to involve filling Ms. Ryder’s mouth and pussy with cock.

Such a thing has never happened to me. When I got my job at SCORE, I was interviewed by John Fox. He was wearing khaki pants and a SCORE-logo polo shirt. The job before that, I was interviewed by the big, old, chain-smoking managing editor of the paper I was applying to.

But about 25 years ago, I did have a big-boobed boss. I don’t remember her name, although I do remember her tits. She had huge naturals, and she never wore a bra (which is how I could tell they were natural). She was always jiggling, and her nipples were always poking through the sweaters she wore. She’d bend over my desk, and I could barely concentrate. Actually, I couldn’t concentrate at all. Now what was her name? Tits Somethingorother.

Anyway, she didn’t fuck me (except for when I went for a raise), and she didn’t want to fuck me (except when I went for a raise). Which brings me to the point of all this: The perils of having a big-titted boss.

You see, it’s one thing to have a busty co-worker. She’s not your boss, you’re not her boss, and you can sneak a glance every once in a while, and if she catches you, big deal.

But the busty boss…that’s dangerous territory unless she’s like Dylan Ryder and fucks her employees. Because you CAN NOT get caught staring at your boss’s tits. She might be walking around with F-cup jiggling and nipples pointing every which way, but you CAN NOT LOOK! You could get fired. You most likely won’t get fucked. She might find it amusing or cute. She might not. But what the hell are you supposed to do? Me? I’m a boob man. When I see big tits, I look. My little brain doesn’t think, “Those are the boss’s tits. Don’t stare.” My brain thinks, “Tits,” and orders my eyes to stare.

Fortunately, I never got caught staring at my boss’s tits. Or maybe she did catch me, and maybe she liked that she was turning my balls blue. Bosses can be that way, you know.

So, anyway, as I watched Dylan’s video, I thought, “If only…” I guess that’s what fantasy is all about, right? That’s where SCORE comes in, right. Thank goodness!

 

 

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6 responses to “Take this job and shove it…between the boss’s big tits!”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    @larryg, ha ha i like your style friend.im57 so know your thinking we are from a different mind set to the younger readers.

  2. Larry G. says:

    Dave,if it was me,I would not been able to bear it after 3 days.
    I would have stopped the big boobed boss in the hallway
    and(gently)placed my hands over her massive tiits,
    while flicking my thumbs across her nipples,and would have said
    “hey bb,about the raise you giving me,will it be your place or mine,?
    but then again im 51 years old.
    one of the last of old school(male chauvinist) American boob man
    generation.

  3. blackbull1970 says:

    never had a big boobed boss, but have had plenty of big boobed co-workers!

  4. X.D. says:

    I had a boss with large breasts once. But, she had the most gawdawful, and huge pair of feet. And she was a tad too skinny for my tastes. But still, that didn’t stop me from staring at her boobs once in a while.

  5. ca united kingdom says:

    Never had a big boobed boss but back in the late70s i worked as a bus driver and my relief driver was a chick with a huge rack(e-cups at a guess) and i always remember how good they looked in the company issue blouse she had. To be honest the job was sweet when chicks wore short skirts and would go up to the top deck. I lost count of the glimpses of ass and panties i got back then.

  6. LeeRoy says:

    are you serious,getting fired from your job cuz u noticing
    that your boss has real big titties?
    and so she doesnt know she has real big titties,
    thats why she walks are jiggling those puppies all day long.
    she knows,u should file a sexuel harasement law suit.
    IMOP she was tormenting yur manhood!