Minimizing bras and sports bras: The breast man’s foe!

April 1, 2012 by Maria

Here we see Gabriella Michaels in a constricting sports bra. Granted, she is running and they should be strapped down, but some women wear these kind of boob squishing bras on a daily basis just because. I call that Breastphemy! Breast Blasphemy!

So, I am going to rant a little and I ask that all of you bear with me because I have been witness to something that I consider to be a crime and I need to talk about it.

Today I am going to go off about minimizer bras and tight sports bras.

First of all, if I could, I would do away with these inhumane tit prisons that squash, squeeze and flatten the life out of the breasts that we hold dear.

I mean, who invented these tata traps, anyway?

As a woman who has worn these torture devices, I can honestly say that they are NOT comfortable. I have worn a minimizer before to flatten my breasts into submission so I could wear a button-up shirt, buttoned up to the top. First of all, who wants to button their buttons all the way up? Second of all, busty women shouldn’t be wearing button up shirts that don’t show cleavage.

Why am I talking about this?

Well, I am sick and tired of seeing busty women stuffed into these things. I am tired of the way that they look misshapen and bulky, like their breasts are suffocated and trying to burst free. Have you seen a woman in one of these things? She looks like a tube of toothpaste that someone stepped on but didn’t take the cap off of.

It really hurts my feelings.

Granted, if you are going to go for a run or get on a Stairmaster, then by all means, strap those puppies down. But I see women wearing these tit-squishing bras every day and they are NOT in the gym.

In fact, I met a girl who told me that she wears them because she doesn’t like her boobs and tries to push them down out of the way.

I know…I, too, was shocked.

But that is what I like to refer to as “Boob Shame.” That is when a busty chick has been taught to hate her boobs.

I know, it’s crazy.

I will go further into detail about that in another blog.

For now let’s discuss how big breasts should be celebrated. They should be put in pretty bras that showcase them, not in tight, constricting bras that flatten them. Tits are glorious. They should not be hidden or strapped down.

It really upsets me.

What about you guys? I want to hear your opinions.

Okay…rant over.

xoxo,

Maria

Gabriella's tits look happier in this bra...don't you think?

 

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14 responses to “Minimizing bras and sports bras: The breast man’s foe!”

  1. Truk says:

    Larry G., I totally agree with you! I’d love to see a Battle Of The Network Stars type of video! Talk about poetry in motion…braless of course!

  2. Larry G. says:

    What’s it all about Alfie?
    yes,Dave and Elliot seemed to suggust that there may be a sequal to
    B.L.O.W. and I was wondering which of the women would
    be the best matches in some actual competive wrestling.
    Although I wuld much rather see a program like
    the old BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS from back in the ca. 1980.
    were the run,jump,swim and do other athletic events.
    Thats when u can find a real woman.

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    @stefan c,, im taking it you love nipples ?? me to…. @larryg,, you seem a little obsessed with the models height just lately,, whats that all about mate???

  4. Stefan C says:

    Hi again, looking at Gabriella Michaels jogging, I think it is great that the Score models are working out to keep the waist slim, and understand that sports bra is necessary. Gabriella’s bra could have thinner cloth over the nipples so the nipples come out clearer. The bra cut could also be deeper without risking ‘them’ to come out while running. Just some creative thinking!

  5. X.D. says:

    This is a great blog, but honestly, I’m torn. I must admit I like how a beautiful set of breasts seems to be fighting to get out of that tension. That muffin top look around the boobs is a bit kinky, kinda like a corset. So, for me, by all means keep giving us pictorials with girls wearing nice tight athletic clothing and getting all sweaty. But don’t over do it, each of your models should probably have just one set once in a while.

  6. Larry G. says:

    well I just notice in the line up that Taylor Steele was shorter
    then Jenna Valentine and Karla James was shorter then Taylor Steele
    and Arianna Sinn was shorter then Karla James.
    So maybe Arianna Sinn being from Europe, uses cm to measure her height and didnt know what it equaled in feet and inches.
    anyway if you guys ever do a sequel to B.L.O.W
    sure would like to see a real tale-of-the-tape.

  7. LJ Ind says:

    If I had a choice I would love to see Natiole Fiore, sorry about spelling, boucing around with her super sexy bods being the starring/staring points of everyone. My second choices would be to see Sapphire in new photo shoots and my third choice would be to see Haydee Rodriguez in new photo material as well.

  8. Al says:

    The horror and inhumanity trying to restrict the only two things that should be free when not working out.

  9. Mitch says:

    I wish I could get my hands on some of these women who try to hide their glorious boobies and shake some sense into them. Hopefully I could shake them hard enough so their minimizer bra straps break.

  10. Stefan C says:

    Hi Maria, great question. I have nothing against a good bra, which enhance the boobs. I fully understand that big busted women want to have some control over the behavior of their great assets. But I have a clear opinion that women should not hide the nipples. Even if they wear bra, they should have an open bra so the nipples are coming out. It is sooo exiting when a big busted girl lets her nice nipples coming out under the top, blause, dress or whatever she wears. I am even suggesting that you should have full dress pics in Score or V-mag with ‘nipple’s coming out!

    Finally, can you recommend all big busted girls in the world to any specific shops on the net where to buy ‘front open’ bras?

  11. ca united kingdom says:

    im with you all the way maria,, yes a sports bra has a time and place but anywhere outside a gym or a running track its a fucking crime… let those heavy tits breath ladies and let them hang free… do love to see a nice set of knockers in a lace bra tho,, especialy if im just about to unclip it…

  12. Larry G. says:

    Gabriella Michaels is a tall one at 5 ft 11 I think it is.
    speaking of women’s heights,
    how accurate is the data sheets?
    I was just watching ON LOCATION GRAND BAHAMA.
    If Jenna Valentine is 5 ft5,
    and Taylor Steele 5 ft 3,
    and Karla James listed at 5ft 2,
    there is no way Arianna Sinn is 5 ft 3 as listed.
    She has to be no more then 5 ft 1 inches tall
    judging from the line up were they are all standing side by side in their bare feet.
    Do you place the women on a scale weight and height
    chart when they come to the studios to model
    or just take their word for their height and weight?

    • Dave says:

      Larry G.: We do not put the models on a scale, nor do we measure their height. Yes, we take their word for it. But we often measure the models for breast size, waist, hips.

  13. J.D. says:

    ‘Boob Shame’ should be legally recognized as hate speech, and the perpetrators given a 20 year sentence, minimum. The innocent breasts that have been butchered because of this unspeakable evil, makes me shed bitter tears for all that was, and will be lost.