How to minimize the deadline rush during tax time
Hire more busty tax preparers!
That’s my taxing recommendation.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Birthdays this week:
Cindy Cupps born April 16.
Lisa Phillips born April 18.
Alex Chance born April 19.
Sydney Simona born April 19.
Kayla Kleevage born April 20.
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The only people I wanna see in SCORE magazine with long blond perms are the models. I’ll be honest though, I love when women keep their natural hair colour (along with their natural boobies)! Speaking of wrestling, will we ever see B.L.O.W., Round 2?
Perfect!!! You can grow your hair long, dye it blond, and get a nice perm!
I dunno; that sounds more like a name for someone in the World Wrestling Federation.
@ J.D. I think “Elliot The Magnificient” has a nicer ring :B But, you do make excellent points. Please keep sharing!
Happy birthday,ladies.Great to see Lisa Phillips & her huge,natural tits.Definitely a legend.
My worthy opponent offers free education to get busty ladies back to the workforce. But what about the job markets that really need to grow? I’ll give tax breaks to all Adult Entertainers (seeing as how they perform a necessary public service) and allow them to write off all business expenses, including stripper gear, steel polish for poles and high definition digital cameras. I’ll also loan out the White House for shoots, imagine an interracial scene in the Lincoln Bedroom, or a BJ scene with cigars in the Oval Office! We can make the dream happen!
Has or will Karen Fisher be doing IR?
becuase she looks like a natural for it.
Happy birthday ladies, cindy cupps is amazing and worthy of the hall of fame and kayla kleevage will always be one of the most beautifull models ever to feature in score along side linsey dawn and minka. What happened to sydney? We havent seen her for an age.
I wouldn’t mind getting my taxes done by Alex Chance or Sydney Simona.
I propose that once you become president, that we strike down term limits on the Presidential Office…then we’ll crown you Elliot The Magnificient; then the laws of nature will be restored, order will come from chaos, and all will be well.