There’s always a Pussy Riot going on at SCORELAND!

August 24, 2012 by Dave

Krystal's pussy is going to riot if it doesn't get some cock soon. Of course, it does, because Krystal's demands are always satisfied.

When I first found out about what I thought were the Pussy Riots going on in Russia, I got very excited. I don’t think I had an exact vision of what I was imagining, but in my mind, somewhere in Russia, there were a lot of exposed pussies and they were going wild or maybe a bunch of women were gathering in Red Square and protesting something or other by showing off their pussies. Which, I think, could be a very effective means of protest. Let’s face it: men’s minds go crazy when they see pussy, their little heads take over their big heads and they start doing things they wouldn’t otherwise do if not for the presence of pussy. They’re vulnerable. They’ll do anything.

I was only slightly disappointed when I learned that it wasn’t Pussy Riots. It was Pussy Riot, and Pussy Riot is the name of a feminist punk-rock band in Russia that was thrown in jail for three years for speaking out (singing out, actually) against Russian President Vladimir Putin. I say that I was only slightly disappointed because although the Pussy Riots I had imagined weren’t taking place, I still was able to take a lot of Beavis & Butt-head-type pleasure from seeing stodgy old newspapers like The New York Times, The Washington Post and even The Times of London, England forced to use the phrase “Pussy Riot” in their headlines and articles. Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth sitting down for her afternoon tea and seeing headlines like “Pussy Riot Outrage” and “Putin Offers Hope For Pussy…Riot Trial.” (Ellipsis mine).

Of course, at times like these, I can get a little greedy. Things I wish the band had been called instead:

1. Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits

2. Shaved Cunt

3. Tit-Fucked Sluts.

So, for example: “Russia’s human rights ombudsman on Thursday called the prison sentences handed down to three women from punk band Shaved Cunt ‘excessive’ and warned that the case was igniting dangerous tensions within society.”

Or: “Guilty Verdict in Trial of Cum-Glazed Mega-Tits.”

Anyway, to get to my point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a Pussy Riot (and a big-tits riot) going on all the time at SCORELAND. This weekend, for example, Sabrina Linn tries to quell her own, personal Pussy Riot (a riot caused by the fact that her pussy hadn’t had any cock in a day or two) by getting fucked by two hung studs. Then, in homage to Vladmir Putin, she has the two guys Put their cocks In her asshole. The Pussy Riot continues on Saturday with Krystal Swift’s pussy and tits. Then, on Sunday, some lucky guy’s cock gets to experience Krystal’s Pussy Riot first hand. Krsytal’s pussy does not protest, and it ends up getting thoroughly fucked and satisfied.

And isn’t that how it should be? There would be no Pussy Riots or any unrest in the world if everybody would just calm down and fuck. Or spend their weekends at SCORELAND. I guarantee, your cock won’t protest.

 

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One response to “There’s always a Pussy Riot going on at SCORELAND!”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    Hot hot hot, lucky guy. When do we see her in score please? ( hopefully minus that guy)