Blow Job 101 With Renee Ross!

October 11, 2009 by Maria

I don’t always start off a blog with blatant cursing, but…

Holy Fucking Shit…

I love Renee Ross.

Renee is probably one of the greatest busties in the universe and that is because not only is she a sweetheart, but she is also saving lives with these instructional videos. (Okay, maybe not saving lives, but damn it, she is doing a public service of some sort. Somewhere out there, someone is going to benefit from these videos BIG TIME.)

A few days ago, Renee gave us a lesson in titty-fucking, and I must say, it was awesome. But it does not compare to the greatness of this BJ How-To. Renee could, and I say this with the utmost respect and awe, teach anyone how to suck the chrome off a bumper. 🙂 If you are reading this blog right now and currently have a girlfriend or a wife or a special lady in your life, bring her to the computer, sit her down and make her watch this video with you. Tell her it’s, like, “couples” stuff to “better your connection.” Chicks eat that shit up. Trust me.

What this really is is an excuse to get a blow job from that lady in your life. A blow job where you and Renee call the shots. Watch the video. Furrow your brow and look like you are concentrating…like you are soaking this up. Like you are watching something on Discovery Channel. Then look over and say something to your gal pal like,”I think that if you did something like that to my penis, it would really enhance fellatio for me.” (Use the words penis and fellatio! It sounds like you are thinking with and communicating from the head above your shoulders. If you use the words cock and blow job, well, then it just sounds like you wanna fuck your lady friend’s face, and chances are she will not be into it. 🙂 )

I promise that if you watch this with a woman and you have her apply some of Renee’s meat-to-mouth techniques, you will get a better blow job than you have had in a long time. Renee’s blow-job mojo is that strong. She has, like, The Force when it comes to siphoning sperm with her kisser.

Enjoy this video, gentlemen, and may you win in the fight for better BJs!

xoxo

Maria

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11 responses to “Blow Job 101 With Renee Ross!”

  1. Pet says:

    Elliot a question
    Is Renee Back?
    Please bring her back <3 Renee forgett others lol i love you <3<3<3<3
    Cheers

  2. Ks says:

    I love you Reneeross

  3. FrankNZ says:

    Maria, with your passionate love of big boobs and the access you get to such wondrous beauties as Renee, it’s a miracle that you maintain such a state of coherence.

    I love your guerilla style, so you just keep getting in close for the rest of us. Long may we envy you!

  4. Maria says:

    @ FrankNZ: Ty for the compliments about my camera work! Everyone makes fun of my terrible angles and horrible shakiness lol I think you are the first person to give me a compliment about it. TY! 😀

  5. FrankNZ says:

    Renee, your demonstration is just awesome, and extremely hot when Maria gave us that POV look at you. Love the accompanying hand movements. I’ll definitely show this to MrsFrank tonight. You’re a highly trained nurse, after all…

    As you showed a little bit in your demo, I go crazy when she focuses her attention on the frenulum (the connecting tissue underneath the head), using very gentle but prolonged finger and tongue work. The orgasms are absolutely mind-blowing.

    By the way, I forgot to ask in the earlier Titty Fucking tutorial. When you were talking about finger banging, did I hear you two refer to the finger grip you showed as “The Shocker”? I’m obviously living in a sheltered part of the world to not be aware of such things…

    As a variation, in tantric sex it is said that, when your pinky is gently massaging her ass, the next finger and middle finger in her pussy (preferably rubbing her g-spot) and your thumb on her clit, “you are holding one of the mysteries of the universe in your hand.”

    I think that sounds rather nice, especially when accompanied by the further twin mysteries of breasts as heavenly as Renee’s!

  6. Renee Ross says:

    Thanks everybody for such sweet comments, and yes Ashley Sage is one of the greatest in my eyes too…..Renee Ross XOXO

  7. Maria says:

    @Leonardo: LOL touché.
    @Viggo: She is the nicest lady in the whole world.
    @Dino: LOL! Um, I think you might have taken crazy pills today because the Dolphins are gonna kill your Jets. And the Yankees are goin’ all the way. 🙂

  8. Dino says:

    This video is awesome!!!!!! I love Renee also.Just read my comments! Hey viggo did you pay your membership fee’s….Just kidding. One more day left then it’s Renee Ross time!! Sweeeeeeeeet!!!!! Oh maria guess what??? Let’s go JETS!!! Yankees facing the angels. ( angels in six!) 😉

  9. viggo says:

    Maria, she absolutly had The Force with her when she got those boobs!
    And what a great face, and she seems like such a nice girl too.(with some amazing skills)

    Nurse Ross, i feel abit sick. Do you think you could nurse me back to health?

    By the way, am i the only one whos been blocked out from Scoreland today?
    I didn’t get to see who was voted on, and i couldn’t vote on todays girl. 🙁

  10. Jim Pembry says:

    Every now and again Score brings us a girl who is very special and in Renee’s case, that’s an understatement. I genuinely don’t recall being as excited about a model as i am Renee. She’s got everything and i can’t wait for October 13th!

    Thanks guys for bringing her to us. And Renee, thanks for doing xxx. I’ve been blown away by the preview shots alone. If you had half as much fun shooting it as i’m gonna have watching it, we’ll be watching you do hardcore for years to come. You’re awesome!

  11. Leonardo says:

    Maria,
    Except that Ashley Sage Ellison is one of the greatest busties of the universe.