A happy third (or fourth) wheel gives thanks for the memories
There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
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ha ha,, sorry Dave but im finding it kinda hard to feel any sympathy for ya freind… ok so you may not be getting in amongst the titty action but DAMN!!!!! id give my right arm to have your job you are surounded all day by the biggest and best tits on the planet whilst i make minimum wage delivering fucking parcels all day.. ha ha i know you know how lucky you are Dave and lets be honest score wouldnt be the same without your expert input… out of interest,, you say youve oiled up some of the girls boobs,, any names please???
mmmm,when you going to get Siri to do a three some
with Shane Diesel and Lucas?
that would be good,it look like a oreo cookie cum to life.