Why do waitresses with bigger tits get bigger tips?

December 10, 2012 by Dave

Gabrielle Love could spill water all over my pants, keep me waiting for an hour, get my order wrong and give me the wrong check and I'd still give her a big tip.

So the other day, I was at a restaurant with my significant other. And I did something men aren’t supposed to do when they’re with a woman.

I gave the waitress a bigger tip because she had big tits. What was I thinking?

Clearly, I wasn’t trying to hit on this waitress or impress her. But she had really big tits and a small waist–I’m guessing 36G-26-34–and my larger-than-normal tip (for service that was no better than average) was basically me rewarding her for having big tits.

What was I thinking? I’ve done this many times before, you know…given a waitress a big tip just for having big tits without having any expectations (or hopes) of extra-curricular service. Fortunately, my S.O. didn’t notice how big the tip was because she would’ve been on to me right away. After all, when we sat down, I had said to her, “It looks like you have to have big boobs to work here.”

I was reminded of this because in today’s posting at SCORELAND, HH-cup newcomer Gabrielle Love has just come home from a tough night of waitressing. She is showing a lot of cleavage in her waitress uniform. If she were my waitress, I would’ve tipped her 100%, at least.

But why? Why do we big-boob lovers give busty waitresses bigger tips for no other reason than that they have big tits?

Or is that reason enough?

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7 responses to “Why do waitresses with bigger tits get bigger tips?”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    funny but i dont normally tip but yes if a girl is hot and has a decent rack then i do tip… if its a guy i never tip,, hey im fucking tight…

  2. Larry G. says:

    Are you talking about the scene where Jamie Farr as a shiek,
    drives up to a fast food drive-in,and the woman comes out?
    Joyce Mandel’s boobs in The Baltimore Bullet are way bigger dude.

  3. derek says:

    If it reminds me of a movie, it would be the waitress scene from Cannonball Run.

  4. Larry G. says:

    or better yet you can check out the whole scene in
    the entire movie of Baltimore Bullet which is down-loaded on youtube.
    go to about 22:00-23:00 minutes into the movie.
    I like it when she bends down to pick up a receipt.

  5. Larry G. says:

    That reminds me of that scene in the dinner with James Coburn and Joyce Mandel(aka Alexis love) as a big-titted waitress
    in the 1980 movie THE BALTIMORE BULLET.
    Check out the TV commercial for it on youtube.
    I forgotten what they could get away with back then.

  6. X.D. says:

    She may get the flat 15-20% I give everywhere. That’s it. Less if the service was absolutely horrible if there was no effort. Big boobs or not.

  7. JoeGHurt says:

    I would say yes! That reason is enough for me 🙂