Tits & Suds. Good for what ales you

December 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.

Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.

Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.

Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.

Who would not want to tap those kegs?

Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.

In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.

Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.

Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.

Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.

Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.

Drop your hops and show Joana some props.

Check out this clip.

Bottoms up!

Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.

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16 responses to “Tits & Suds. Good for what ales you”

  1. JLS says:

    About time for her to go all the way, just like Merilyn Sakova, Nicole Peters, Miss Izzy(Dominican Poison), ? Bells, etc. Enough said

  2. st18 says:

    i think that the most of us we want to see her doing b/g scenes, Joana please do it for your fans…

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    ha ha kensington eh Elliot??? wow they really are paying you the big bucks over there at score…

  4. Elliot James says:

    In her interview Alexis said she was a legal secretary and went from that into porn. She probably saw how lawyers fuck people so maybe that inspired her.

  5. sopy says:

    joanna u r awsm lady. U luk very hot.. U r eyes very beautiful. My requst is pls some more phto shut.. Pls joanna.

  6. Larry G. says:

    Didnt Scottish lass Alexis May say she worked as a bar maid in her dvd interview?(maybe its just my imagination,that she looks like one).

  7. Roxanne Miller says:

    Joana is a hottie…

  8. Elliot James says:

    Larry, I don’t know of any. You would think a few of the English or Scottish girls worked behind the bar. Surprising.

  9. Larry G. says:

    It would be intersting to know how many of the English birds
    that have appeared in Score and Voluptuous magazines
    over the past 20 years,were once employed as a bar maid.
    I think the ones who had appeared in the early 1990’s
    may have had more so then ones in the 2000’s.
    Probably a lot more instead recently have worked at a McDonalds like a lot of the American Yank women did instead(im not a big fan of a world-wide uniform culture).Every city street in America
    looks almost the same know,McDonalds,Kentucky Fried Chicken,Arby’s,Burger King etc.all down the same street in anywhere USA.

  10. The Puffesor says:

    Taverns,go back to about 2 thousands years ago,shortly after the Romans had left Britain.
    Taverns sprung up along the old Roman roads.
    One of the oldest taverns in England is”Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem”
    located inthe city of Nottingham,its carved in rock at the foot of the castle there.
    It goes back to about 800 years.Im sure busty wenches served beer there,perhaps they still do.

  11. Zeke says:

    A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
    no doubt.

  12. Elliot James says:

    I saw some real eye-grabbers yanking the keg handles in South Kensington.

  13. ca united kingdom says:

    ha ha,, busty barmaids!!!! im thinking theres more in sunny florida than here in wet old blighty…

  14. nOOSE says:

    We want to see her doing b/g scenes. Please!

  15. Larry G. says:

    Why are all the bar maids in Britain busty?
    I believe its a tradition.
    I think it goes way back to the days of of Henry VIII.
    Busty wench serving mead at the roadhouses.

  16. larry G. says:

    Heck,i’ll voulenteer a reason I tip Big breasted women waitress’s
    or any big breasted woman who does a job were a tip comes
    with their job.
    Maybe she will take notice of me,then think im cute,
    then give me her phone number and ltimatelly
    we end up in the sack.
    One can dream(still) cant they?