Busty Asians always hit a grand slam

January 22, 2013 by Elliot James

Kiko Lee: a big Pete Rose fan.

I watch a reality show on Monday night on The Learning Channel called Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.

Yes, the same Learning Channel that produces Honey Boo Boo.

The show is about 71-year-old Pete and his 36 year-old Korean-American fiancée, Kiana Kim, a hot-looking model with a beautiful body and very big tits. A former flight attendant for Korean Airlines, she has two children from a previous relationship and wants Pete to tie the knot. She also complains a lot about the size of her boob job and wants to get a reduction. Maybe the title should be Tits and Mrs.

My mind is yelling “No, don’t do it! Leave them the way they are!” when Kiana talks about this. Of course, Pete is against the idea but in a very laid-back way. He seems content watching three baseball games at once on TV and eating Subway heros every day. I’m a little worried about this relationship.

I’d love to see Kiana pose for SCORE, but I wouldn’t bet on it and neither would Pete since his gambling days are over. 

In last night’s two episodes, Kiana wore tiny shorts and a sexy top while walking with Pete and the kids to the Baseball Hall of Fame (he is banned from the sport). In another episode, she poses for her own calendar in skimpy sports outfits designed for hot chicks. She definitely enjoys wearing sexy outfits and likes to be looked at. That’s why getting a breast reduction is the last thing she should do.

I’m happy for Pete, the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), although I’m not a fan. I am, however, a fan of his future wife, who’s the only reason I watch the show.  (I’m also a fan of Coco, Ice T’s busty wife and another reality TV celebrity.)

How come so many hot Asians are named Kiana? There’s Kiana Tom, the TV fitness personality, and, of course, Kianna Dior, one of the hottest-ever porn stars, plus a few other hot Asian models named Kiana or Kianna.

According to the Urban Dictionary, a dubious source of information, a “Kiana” is a hot girl with a great ass.

Kianna Dior stops traffic as usual.

Watching this show, I remembered an interview with Asian-American SCORE Girl Kiko Lee. A Kiko scene from SCORELAND was posted on SCORELAND2 yesterday. Kiko talked about Pete Rose in her interview.

“I was walking around Vegas shopping,” Kiko said. “He had his manager and one of his bodyguards come get me, and they said, ‘Pete Rose wants to meet you.’ I was looking at them like they were nuts, and it turned out that he did. So I figured, ‘Why not?’ even though he’s a lot older than me, so I met him and talked to him, and that night we went to dinner. Then we went back to his condo and had sex. He can do some things good. He can eat pussy well.”

Despite the age difference, Kiko found Pete attractive. “He’s a very smart businessman. He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”

Who’d have guessed that hot chicks would like older guys for their minds so much that they’d bang them on the first date?

I not only learned something from The Learning Channel; I learned something from Kiko Lee.

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8 responses to “Busty Asians always hit a grand slam”

  1. Elliot James says:

    I don’t have a favorite Karina layout. But I prefer a woman-next-door look, not high glamour outfits.

  2. Ca united kingdom says:

    Thanks elliot your a true gent, karina is my girl of the moment. Cant stop looking at her. Whats your favourite karina layout? If its possible to have a favourite as there all so hot.

  3. Nuff says:

    Im so old that still remember when they showed educational programmes
    on THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

  4. Nick says:

    And how many have just done an internet search for “Kiana Kim”?
    Guilty! And “way to GO Pete!”

  5. ca united kingdom says:

    hey Elliot it was my birthday recently how about a nice pic of karina hart???

  6. Elliot James says:

    Ice T is a famous rapper and plays a detective on Law & Order SVU.

  7. ca united kingdom says:

    Elliot,, you gotta talk this chick into the score studios,, and while your at it Coco to as i to am rather keen on her… who the fuck is ice T anyway,,some sort of rapper??