When big boobs wrap around a pole, magic happens

March 25, 2013 by Elliot James

A pretty girl, a pole, a sunny day.

No, not pole as in man-pole.

Pole as in a vertical metal pole.

Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.

It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.

Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole.  Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.

 When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.

Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns works that pole.

Deborah Blue, now-retired German pole-wrapper.

Persia Monir, Florida stripper.

 

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One response to “When big boobs wrap around a pole, magic happens”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    yeh its a great thing for sure,, been a while since we saw persia..