What’s a jackumentary? It’s a documentary you can jack to!

July 23, 2013 by Dave

Elliot is staring at Renee's tits so he can memorize them for the test about "Renee Ross: A Jackumentary."

I thought I had invented the word “jackumentary.” I was so proud of myself. Then I did a Google search and found out that the word “jackumentary” had been used for a YouTube video about the pirate Jack Sparrow and an episode of some show called Bizness As Usual, as well as a few other times. In all instances, the word “jackumentary” was used for a piece of video involving someone named Jack.

Of course, when I thought of “jackumentary,” I had something else in mind. Jacking. You know, spanking the monkey. Pulling the pud. Jerking the Johnson. Choking the chicken. Thus, a jackumentary would be a documentary you could jack to.

I hereby take credit for being the first person to use “jackumentary” in this way. Patent pending. Copyright 2013 by The SCORE Group. All rights reserved. Pat Riley invented “three-peat.” I have “jackumentary.” Got that?

Anyway, what I had in mind was something along the lines of what you might see on Bio (the cable channel) but with a naked lady. A bio of a SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You learn something and you get to jack. What could be better than that?

Premiering next week at XLGirls.com: Renee Ross. A Jackumentary.

You’ll learn something. You’ll stare at her tits. You’ll jack. When it’s over, you’ll say to yourself, “I just learned something and I feel much better!”

More details coming soon.

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5 responses to “What’s a jackumentary? It’s a documentary you can jack to!”

  1. don says:

    when was the last time Renne Ross did any XXX?
    Was it in 2010?

  2. seth1968 says:

    As a monster Renee Ross fan, I’d like to throw my hat in the academic ring for having done deep and thorough jack-u-research on the subject…Even so far as to say I’ve graduated with mak-a-me-cum-loudda honors and dick-stinction. I know, I know, don’t quit the day job. She is so fucking hot, I’ve never been able to stand it.

  3. Sick Mana says:

    Lol funny

  4. ca united kingdom says:

    ha ha that’s the very same expression I give when I spot a big set of knockers.. must just be a tit-man thing..

  5. derek says:

    Renee watch continues, and now we know why. Renee has been featured in 4 of the last 9 blog posts. Keep them coming!