Inside the mind of your V-Mag editor
My mind is a cavernous place full of strange details and memories that revolve around tits. (If I didn’t work where I work, I might be considered a tad bit on the side of creepy, ya’ll. Just a tiny bit strange, even. lol) Sometimes I can be typing up copy for the newest issue of V-Mag and my thoughts will drift, and all of a sudden I am thinking about Denise Davies’ areolae and pondering how many inches they measure across. (4 1/2 inches all the way across, 2 1/4 inches from the nipple to the edge.) (Fuck! I’m a weirdo. lol)
Little things will trigger my boob musings, and then my mind is a’wandering and I am sort of in and out of very elaborate tit scenarios. Sometimes they involve hot chicks doing weird things. (Like when I imagine Ashley Sage and Renee Ross in an epic battle royale where they charge at each other, topless, wearing viking hats and popping bags of potato chips by crashing into one another with the chips strapped to their cleavage. CRASH! POP! PoTITo Chips! Hahahaha!) Or sometimes I think about chicks at a pool party. I know this sounds harmless, but not really. I’ll imagine Janet Jade by a Slip ‘N’ Slide that’s coated in sundae toppings. She’s naked and running and then PLOP! And SLIDE! And Kapow…Titssert! And then maybe Christy Marks comes running behind her and PLOP! Followed by Dallas Dixon. PLOP! And so on and so forth until I’ve piled up like 20 models in a heap of sweet toppings and nudity and stickiness. A stack of stacked ladies sundae. In my imagination. Yeah. Um, my mind is a fucked up place, honestly. lol
Today, I came into the office and sat down at my computer to look over some sets, and I came across this odd photo and my mind went racing to all sorts of bizarro places. I figured that I should share it with you guys because maybe you would appreciate it…
Okay, I’m lying.
I’m telling you guys because I am attempting to add a small iota of normalcy to my mind’s inner workings. Maybe you guys have these strange, elaborate thoughts, too? Or maybe not and by now you think I’m crazy. Either, or. lol
Anywho, take a look at this:
HOW BIZARRE IS THIS?!?
So, I see this shot and I literally have a WHAT THE FUCK MOMENT, or a WTF!, if you will. And then I’m thinking about the movie Flashdance. And then I’m thinking about Jennifer Beals. And I’m like, “Did Jennifer Beals have big tits. Hmmm?” And then it’s her in that leotard, flipping and dancing to that epic song, What A Feeling by Irene Cara. And I’m like, “No, she didn’t have big tits. Did Irene Cara have big tits…?” And then WOOSH! I am thinking about that scene in Back To The Future where Michael J. Fox, aka Marty McFly, dresses up and goes to see the younger version of his dad, George McFly, and he puts those Walkman earphones on him and wakes him up by blasting Van Halen and he says, “Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!” I was like…”How much better would that whole scene have been with this chick in it?”
Karina Hart. Welder. lol
Sigh.
I’m fucking weird. lol
But look at that shot! Isn’t it a little strange? Strangely provocative? A topless chick in a welder’s mask? It’s just too, um, good, too strange not to start my mind drifting.
Oh, and that’s Karina Hart, by the way.
Sigh. She’s fucking HOT, eh?
She could weld whatever she wanted and I would watch. Even if it meant the flame from her welding gun (Is it called a gun?) would fry my retinas. (Maybe not. Maybe I could wear protective goggles…do they make protective goggles in hot pink?)
See what I mean?
My mind. A tit carnival is always going on up there.
lol
Thanks for letting me rant and rave and ponder in front of you all.
(But seriously…the welder’s mask shot is kind of cool in a Sci-Fi’ish way, isn’t it?)
xoxo
Maria
Tags: imagination, Karina Hart, mask, tit fantasies, welder
Categories: Boob Watch, Confessions, The Life of an Editor
I wondered if Maria danced around to she’s a maniac and poured a bucket of water on herself.;)
🙂 and I want everyone to know that last night, I learned to WELD, and it was inspired by this shot. I even used a plasma cutter, which is probably not impressive to anyone but me lol
@ viggo: I like some metal…I am more into classic rock.
I like all music. And yes…great boob musings today…I was checking out Michelle May’s posting that just when up on SCORELand and was thinking about how she fantasizes about having sex in a burning building. That’s literally and fantastically HOT, eh?
🙂
Maria, you like comics, sci-fi and boobs (and have big boobs yourself),
you’re like the perfect woman. If you had said that when it comes to
music, you’re into metal. I would have been on my way to Miami on the first availible flight.
Had any new mind drifting experiences?
Hahahaha.. Dave I posted in the wrong article. What a meatball I am. I guess I have Thanksgiving weekend on the brain. 4 days off sweet!!!
Maria,
I am more interested in what’s going on in the Score Studio and what model is shooting/etc. than what’s going on in your mind. LOL!
I see you guy’s took out Jades crazy comment. Thank you!!!
@Leonardo: Of course I read The Phantom. I would love to live in the Skull Cave and hang out with Devil and Hero all day. 😉
@Tom: Thank you very much! 😀
@Pablo: I IMDB’ed!!! LOL!! You are SPOT ON! Even the cover art for this flick looks just like the Karina shot. 😉 good call, fellow Sci-Fi’er. 😛
I like the Scifi angle Maria… Remember that “Space Girl” photoshoot Crystal Gunns did? That was hot. Mind posting a few of those shots?
Anyway, I do think Karina in these particular pictures looks like “The Exterminator”…Don’t ask about that movie… it has cheesy 80s cliches all over…I think they made 3 sequels..I’ll spare you the links to IMDB
Maria, it is your kind of vivid imagination and creative thinking that results in the best photo shoot concepts coming to pass. I’ve been wondering where the recent influx of creativity came from at Scoreland and now I know, you! I think you deserve a raise and a promotion.
Maria.
You began:
“My mind is a cavernous place . . .”
Have you read The Phantom comics.
He had a Skull Cave in the jungle.
@ Dino: My mind just works faster than other people’s. lol
@ Jack: I agree. I dated a welder and he would LOVE to see this shot. And LOLOLL about, “It would be fun until someone gets poked in the eye…” In my imagination, they sort of slide without hurting each other. I am very gentle, I promise. lol
Hi again Maria,
Wow … that’s quite a blog ! Thanks for sharing your thoughts …
My impression is that you are a very creative person ! Also, I think you are exactly in the right job – you seem to know alot of what your readers are thinking – although we may not be able to express it in such eloquent terms 🙂
Often many new scientific breakthroughs and new approachs come from very random thoughts which seem rather disjointed as first.
Perhaps your active imagination will manifest itself in a new pictorial – that would be something to see ! However, I’m not sure of the “Sundae Slide” you describe is feaible … it would be fun until someone gets poked in the eye 🙂
Finally, I’m sure Karina’s picture is a dream cum true for every welder out there … in fact, they are probably holding their rods now !!
Wow just reading this fuck up my mind! Maria girl take two deep breaths and relax your thinking to much…lol.. I thought i was a bit odd until i read this…lol..You still rock maria and we love ya just the way you are… SPIDERFRIENDS GO FOR IT!!!!
@ Viggo: 1) I think about these random things while I am working hard. I employ this new technology called MULTI-TASKING. That’s French for, “Doing lots of stuff at once and not breaking a sweat. (Hear that paycheck people?)
2) I swear I’m normal, I just have a little bit of the creative genius/mad scientist A.D.D. lol
3) I *Heart* Iron Man…AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Maria, i’m starting to get a little worried about you.
I would have loved to take a trip through your mind someday just
to see what goes on in there.
If the paycheck people at Score ever reads this blog, they would find out that half the time you’re supposed to be working is spent
thinking about anything but work.You would be fired.
(then again if they knew that your thoughts fly between great empty spaces, they might not) 🙂
The welder mask reminds me a bit of the suit Tony Stark built in the cave
where he was being held as a prisoner. The suit that would inspire
him to become Iron Man.
Iron Man is kind of Sci-Fi’ish.