SCORELAND asks: Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?

October 19, 2013 by Elliot James

Yes, we would go bra shopping anywhere with Terry Nova. Even in her closet.

We asked in a Poll, “Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”

Most guys have to be dragged along on any kind of female shopping safari. “Can we go home now?” is a familiar lament heard in malls and stores around the world.

However, for this all-important garment, so dear to our hearts and so near to their hearts, the answers were different.

Our survey revealed that:

19% said yes.

33% answered yes and said they offered feedback on her choices during bra selection.

44% said no.

3% said their girl buys her bras on-line, not at stores, depriving them of the pleasures of sitting near or even in the dressing room of the ladies’ lingerie section, depending on how liberal the management is.

So the yeas beat the nays.

Going along on a bra-shopping trip is a healthy activity for men.

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4 responses to “SCORELAND asks: Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”

  1. profvolup says:

    David,

    Totally understand what you mean about the 3%. I’m lucky because my wife has rarely been busty enough to go beyond a 40-42F at Fredrick’s of Hollywood. She’s short, stocky and top-heavy, so her chest is never over 42, and usually 38-40. Lane Bryant is usually not an option because they cater to women who are not always top-heavy, but more straight, pear or spoon-shaped (80-85% of women), and the 44G and larger bras just don’t fit there, or look like crap on her body.

    But there are plenty of boutiques all over the US with plenty of varying sizes. Of course, they are going to be very costly, over $50/bra, easily. And they are usually remote, near tourist or other destinations. But my wife and I found this boutique in the Florida keys many years back, and they had everything.

    Even worse, they closed off an area for my wife to try on things for us. I came very close to just fucking her then and there, but cooler heads prevailed over swollen, throbbing genitalia. Although I did make sure my wife’s nipples where purple and aching before we stopped. Which brings me to the photo for this caption.

    How the hell could you put Terry Nova’s body in this post?

    I mean, she probably has the most, overall voluptuous body that does hardcore right now, with most everyone a distant second. Although her wide chest and hanging breasts are killer, the first mistake is putting her killer, breeding hips’n ass on display. With a hint of that pubic hair, I cannot even look at her chest. I want to squat before her, eat her out, and if she would give me the option, just take her from behind.

    The lower portions of our hourglass are basically calling for this to either be an article on household goods (towels) or, in the worst case (best case for a man), panty sales. Because either I’m going to have to clean up the mess we make, or I’m going to be quickly putting multiple panties on her to keep it dripping from the floor.

    Heaven help us if Terry isn’t the poster woman for procreation right there!

  2. profvolup says:

    Oh I love this and never miss it!

    Here in the US, my top-heavy, apple-shaped wife is small enough in the body to shop at Fredrick’s of Hollywood, 38-42 chest, but busty enough to require their DD and F cups (which are more like G cups at Lane Bryant). We have 2 stores in our greater area where we’re regular customers, and they know us.

    They allow me into the dressing room with my wife. Although sometimes my wife comes out and models it for the saleswoman too. I always get a kick when there’s another couple in the store, because the man is soon staring at my wife too. Their girlfriend/wife responses vary from “damn” to “stop staring at her tits!”

    Not bad for a woman now almost 40, still turning the heads of even men half her age. Nope, I never miss a bra shopping opportunity!

  3. David says:

    If your in the 3% where your girl buys her bras online, that usually means that the store does not carry her size 🙂

    The largest cup you can get at Fredricks I believe is an F Cup, and I think Victorias Secret is even smaller. Can’t tell you how many times I have taken my girl to one of those places, and get that big sad look on her face because she found a cute bottom, but can’t find a bra big enough.

    My girl is a 38J, and you really got to go online if you want any decent sort of selection.

    David

  4. Anthony says:

    I sure did with my ex,sadly 99% of the time it was online : ( but when those packages arrived I think I was more excited! ; )