Big boobs by any other name. What do you call them?

April 8, 2014 by Elliot James

According to a poll we ran at SCORELAND, the favorite slang words for breasts are:

Tits: 51%
Boobs: 37%
Jugs: 3%
Knockers: 2%
Hooters: 1%
Nothing listed here: 5%

Sometimes a word can be symbolized by a photo, like these bongo shots. Some additional terms of endearment: Baps, bazookas, bazongas, bazooms, bongos, breastesses, bristols, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, coconuts, cupcakes, gazongas, hangers headlights, hills, mams, melons, mounds, mountains, naughty pillows, norks, peaks, puppies, sweater meat, ta-tas, tiggobitties, the girls, the twins, torpedoes, twin peaks, yabos and ying-yangs.

What’s the word you use most?

 

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14 responses to “Big boobs by any other name. What do you call them?”

  1. TomKB says:

    Incidentally,about “pussy” ?

  2. profvolup says:

    Wow! Seems -2 is a regular mark rating for anything I post.

    Is this all because I took posts from another commentator, someone 2 others were complaining about, at face value?

    Can a brother get any love here?

  3. CA UNITED KINGDOM says:

    often use it in the context “big ol titties”

  4. CA UNITED KINGDOM says:

    surprised by the reaction to titties here,, I use this often and its popular here in the UK

  5. Boobhound says:

    I do use the word boobs a lot but I have to agree with Maria – nothing is quite as satifying as a lovely pair of big fat knockers. Exactly like Maria’s wonderful knockers in fact.

  6. profvolup says:

    I’ve always felt a woman reaches a size where “pillows” fit best. Any adjective, like “naughty” is redundant, and always implied. Like pillows, you always want to lay on them, especially after making love. And like pillows, you always want to throw your face into them when in bed and frustrated so you forget the worries of the world too.

    More vulgar, I do have to admit I treat breasts as the all-natural “stress relief toys.” Whether I just need, or should I say “knead,” them to release arbitrary stress, or my partner has totally made me release and I am searching for the softest part of her body to sooth the intensity … yeah, “stress relief toys.”

    Maria –

    Oh com’mon now! You can’t say something like that!

    I mean, I’d so have to have fun with that! I’ve seen how you “torture” your husband in bed with your “witchy ways” (although erotic too) at times in the sack, especially at his most vulnerable. My wife does that to me as well, causing me to both laugh and cringe in over-pleasure, especially post-orgasm when I’m most sensitive.

    I mean, the next time you really get going, and he wants to turn the tables on you, I could see him saying, “tig-o-bitties” just to play on your dislike of “titties.” At least that’s what I’d do to you, and tell your husband to do. But I can be just as “evil” as you are. I make my wife laugh at the most inopportune times, and overwork her when she’s already had enough.

    – P

  7. Anthony says:

    BOOBS!
    chesticles is a funny one too

  8. osc says:

    funbags!!!!

  9. Maria Moore says:

    I can not believe “knockers” , only has 2%!! It is, by far, my word of choice.

    I have no issue with “tits”, but I hate “titties”. I had a man say it to me in bed, once..I told him we were done.

    • Dave says:

      To me, titties sounds like small tits. Tits are big tits. Maria, you definitely don’t have titties.

      It would be like telling a guy he has a wee-wee or a pee-pee instead of a penis or a cock. You’re basically telling him he has a small cock.

  10. G. T. says:

    I prefer breasts but despise the term titties. Titties to me are the under developed beginning of breasts belonging to children or to women who are woefully flat chested. Now that’s when I’m disinterested. Might as well go out with a guy. Ugh!

  11. bosomboy says:

    I like to shorten “torpedoes” to just “torps.”

  12. ca united kingdom says:

    tits and titties are my usual terms but I do use knockers and occasionaly use boobs….,, paps,baps, headlamps,, lungs and sweater puppies are regularly used here in the UK… guy I work with loves to call them norks…

  13. swack says:

    gazongas, sweater pups, melons, hooters, mams, rack….