“Go Topless Day” is August 24

August 19, 2014 by Elliot James

Thousands of topless women across America and Canada and around the world will take to the streets on Sunday, August 24 for the 7th annual “National Go Topless Day.”

The event is held each year in August in observance of Women’s Equality Day, August 26, 1920, when American women were given the right to vote.

“New York has been legally topless for women since 1992, but Los Angeles still bans it,” said a GoTopless spokesperson and the leader of GoTopless NYC.

The “Go Topless” movement was created and is sponsored by the Raelians, a group of UFO believers. Members believe humans were created by aliens known as the “Elohim” and that not allowing women to go topless is an insult to the aliens.

I’m not making this up.

“As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else men should have to wear something to hide their chests,” said a Raelian priestess and “Go Topless Day” organizer.

Most women wear pasties.

Prepare for the big day by checking out their “Boob Map” at their information-packed website, Gotopless.org.

I’m all for this event. Naked nipples are beautiful. Only perverts are disgusted by bare nips. Not allowing women to go topless is not only an insult to the aliens but to me personally.

Will Lori Pleasure be taking it to the streets?

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5 responses to ““Go Topless Day” is August 24”

  1. Sarah Rae @BustySarahRae says:

    You know what Elliot, that’s sadly true :-/

  2. Elliot James says:

    Sarah, not wanting to see bare nipples is perverted. We live in a world where violence is glorified but nudity is terrible. That’s perversion to me.

  3. Sarah Rae @BustySarahRae says:

    I’m topless right now.

    If aliens were to invade earth, I’m sure they would just abduct all the busty chicks and peace out. I would go willingly. I think they’d be really cool.

    Also, aren’t perverts supposed to be turned on by bare nips, not disgusted by them? 😉

  4. Granamir says:

    yea. 🙂

  5. Al says:

    Possibly the greatest day ever!