Big-boob fanatics invented the ice bucket challenge

August 28, 2014 by Elliot James

Karina Hart douses her headlights.

Now the truth can be told.

Breast-men were responsible for the ice bucket challenge sweeping the globe.

Think about it.

Who else would challenge girls to put on T-shirts or tank-tops (and sometimes swimsuits) and dump icy-cold water on their heads while someone video-records it and posts it on social media?

Isis Haze: wet T-shirt contest winner.

Ice water meeting breasts equals pointy nipples and more.

I’m telling you that tit-men are collecting these videos and jacking.

I’m not trying to throw cold water on the challenge, but I feel I must reveal the truth.

Note from Dave: I have an update coming up tomorrow on the big-boobed girl from the hamburger joint. Things are looking good. She dropped by SCORE Central on Wednesday for test shots and to take a tour of the building. She’s very excited. I’m very optimistic. More tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

The end result of an ice bucket challenge. Now do you believe?

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One response to “Big-boob fanatics invented the ice bucket challenge”

  1. Chari says:

    Elliot, Isis Haze: Bring Her Back, please!!!