What’s the most action you’ve ever gotten from a dancer in the VIP room?

May 16, 2015 by Dave

Cat drools on the cock to get it ready for her asshole.

Today at SCORELAND, dirty-talking, squealing Latina sexpot Cat Bangles sucks cock and gets ass-fucked in the VIP room.

So, my question for you, SCORELAND Blog readers, is: What’s the farthest you’ve ever gone in the VIP room?

Hand job?

Blow job?

Tit-fuck?

Pussy fuck?

Anal?

Or just a lap dance?

It’s okay to be honest. If you were gonna get busted for it, it would’ve happened right then and there.

By the way, unless you live alone, you might want to turn the sound down when you’re watching Cat’s video. She gets really loud when there’s a cock in her ass.

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22 responses to “What’s the most action you’ve ever gotten from a dancer in the VIP room?”

  1. bighanger says:

    MSC was a full blown brothel. No ifs/ands but loads off butts. I banged 4x-5x XXX “busty” porn chix there. 30+ regular house dancers. I even recall one srsly crazy broad named Evette whose pussy was basically a public space. She’d bang you outta boredom and $40 while mumbling nonsense throughout the whole thing. If i recall, the XXX stars were Minka (love her, but that breath could make you lose wood if you didn’t focus on those tits. We;re talking halitosis here.), Kayla Kleevage (obviously, she banged half of SF during her trips there…she even filmed a movie there doing a blow bang/bukkake called ‘Cinema Slut’ or something along those lines), Kandi Kox and one more i forgot her name (Lovette maybe?). The house dancers knew they had to do extras if they were gonna pay the mgr’s “stage fees”. I’d usually burn the clothes i wore there upon returning home knowing every sq inch of that dump was covered in jizz. During my visits, i saw some craaaaazy shit. From dancers smoking crack on stage to full blown BBFS in the main stage area. Quite possibly the craziest was the period when the pimps started bringing their stables in. They’d had paid mgmt off to look the other way from what i heard. One NYE ’99/’00, i stumbled in blacked out drunk and found a dancer who was equally as drunk to whom i gave a massive facial. We fell asleep in one of the ‘fuck cubbies’ for 20 or so mins after banging. Once the bouncers woke us up and we decided to go smoke a joint out back. Me being the asshole i am, kept a straight face and finished the joint all the while she had my cum dried on her face. Watching her offer her services to other patrons with a face covered in dry cum was quite entertaining. I had to leave when she began making out with some chick a few mins later. I knew i’d get busted and god only knows what the pimps woulda done to me had they found out. Luckily, you can still find p4p in SF, but thanks to these internet millionaires invading (read: RUINING) my city, the price of pussy has skyrocketed. Your best bet now are the infamous “TL Blondes” found on Polk or Larkin near Geary. Yeah, they are streetwalkers…but both easily hot enuf for porn. And it’ll only set you back $50-$100 if you can negotiate w/o being a total cheap prick. If you can’t find em, there are still plenty of massageeeeee parlors peppered throughout the city. Just check craigslist ‘therapeutic services’ if you don’t believe me. Or rubmaps/backpage/one of the redbook replacement sites.

  2. HAHA says:

    I have yet to ever hear someone say something good about trusty ol’ Market Street Cinema. A shit hole but what a place. I laugh everytime I hear it because you know bad things are about to be said.

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    Clubs are very restricted in the UK but ive had hand jobs in a few locations in london, most are just lapdances but I found by paying for two straight dances if she was good I would blow my load!!!

  4. Dave says:

    bosomboy: I do remember that. And fingering. There were always a lot of condoms in the men’s room trash, too, which I eventually figured out was because guys used condoms for lapdances. I loved how nonchalant the girls at the Harmony were about their nudity.

    Here’s an odd memory: One afternoon, the place was practically empty. Two or three of us were getting lapdances, and I looked up on stage and there was Sativa, the thin busty girl, playing with herself on stage. Nobody was watching, so she was obviously doing the stage show for herself. Or maybe to break the boredom.

    Pussy farts were very popular at the Harmony.

    The first time I got a lapdance at the Harmony near Times Square, I kept looking over my shoulder because I was certain the place was about to get busted. What we were doing couldn’t have been legal, but I guess it was, in a way.

  5. Kerr says:

    In 2002 & 2003, I saw Ava Devine several times at Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas. One of the times I got UTF from her in the champagne room. I don’t recall to total price, but after paying her, buying drinks, tipping the host, etc. I’m sure it was close to $200.

    She offered outcall ($300 in 2002 and $400 in 2003) but I declined both times. A year or so after that she debuted in porn and has been famous ever since.

  6. bosomboy says:

    I should add that I did see plenty of pussy licking going on, right out on the stage/walkway.

  7. bosomboy says:

    That’s what I call accurate reporting. Right on the money, 100%. Well done Dave! Total dump, but the girls and the whole atmosphere completely made it part of the WHOLE experience.

  8. bosomboy says:

    Great call on the Harmony Theater Dave, which I believe was originally called the Melody Theater. I think it was on or near 23rd Street and 7th Avenue. Lapdances + Extra Benefits, so to speak! I always felt as though the girls that patrolled the aisles there were into it for a lot more than just the money.

    • Dave says:

      The Harmony/Melody started out in Times Square, then it moved around a bit further downtown. There was one at 23rd and 7th and there was another one in a different location at the same time. Then, finally, there was the final location a few blocks from Canal Street. The one in Times Square and the one off Canal (not far from the World Trade Center) had stage shows. The others were lapdancing only. None of them served alcohol. These were total dumps but great places. The girls never seemed like pros. I saw Sue Nero several times at the final location. But you know what was funny about the Harmony? All the times I was there–a lot of times–I never saw actual sex or blow jobs going on. Just writing about this gets me pissed off at Rudy Giuliani for ruining NYC. I’ll never forget the time I was at the Canal location during a cold spell in NYC. Their heating wasn’t working, the place was freezing, and it was still packed.

  9. rooster9 says:

    Hey Wurlitzer, how much did it cost?

  10. Wurlitzer says:

    I got a blow job from Nikki Benz at the Spearmint Rhino in City Of Industry several years ago. It was actually my first time at a strip club. I was surprised by how small she was in stature. It was awesome and weird. Awesome for obvious reasons, weird because some fella kept checking on us. I’m trying to recall the date. I remember it was the day before one of the Fantastic Four movies because my friend who worked at a movie theater had invited me to an employee screening of it, then afterward we headed to the strip club.

  11. Elliot James says:

    It closed two years ago. I think Spearmint Rhino bought it and renovated it about 8 years ago but it wasn’t enough.

  12. Anthony says:

    Cool stuff there guys
    From my very few visits I was convinced they were all the biggest BS prick teasers with $$$ in there eyes
    Now I see the light 🙂

    • Dave says:

      I believe the Market Street Cinema is closed. It joins NYC’s Harmony in the great lapdance joints in the sky.

  13. bosomboy says:

    At the time? You bet I enjoyed her! Since then I have had the pleasure of enjoying “quality time” with several XXX stars of more epic chest proportions, all of whom have graced these hallowed pages of Scoreland. Keep up the great work Dave!

  14. bosomboy says:

    Here is the link for UTF on Urban Dictionary, just to show that I am not making it up:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=UTF

    And the babe was NOT Kayla K. It was actually Kandi Cox.

    • Dave says:

      I wasn’t thinking Kayla. I was thinking somebody else. Well, I hope you enjoyed her.

  15. bosomboy says:

    Dave:

    UTF = Untranslated French. Blowjob with no raincoat. Common terminology among “hobbyists”. Can I name the babe?

    • Dave says:

      bosomboy: I’ve never heard that, and I’ve been in my share of strip clubs.

      You can name her, but I’m not going to guaranteed that I’ll approve your comment. Go ahead, give it a try. When you say Market Street Cinema, I have a pretty good idea who it is. Boy, was that place ever a dump. I loved it.

  16. Dave says:

    bosomboy: UTF?

  17. Nick says:

    Pussy Fuck in a club in BBeach while visiting Fla. She had great tits too.

  18. bosomboy says:

    Once (circa 2002) got UTF and Russian from a fairly famous XXX star at the time (not sure I can name her here) at Market Street Cinema in San Fran.