What a bunch of assholes!
Here at SCORELAND, it’s all about the boobs, right? Well, kinda. I mean, I have a bit of a one-track mind, and nothing stops me in my tracks like a big, jiggly rack. But let’s face it: Man can not live on tits alone. Once in a while, we need something to stick our cocks in rather than between. And that, of course, is where pussy and ass come in.
So a bunch of us were standing around the other day talking about assholes. No, not people who are assholes. Buttholes. Brown-eyed winkies (I hate that term). The orifice 90 degrees south (or north if she’s on all fours) of the pussy. Yeah, I know you know where it is. And that got me to thinking, “Who has the best asshole in SCORELAND history?” Here are some candidates. Notice that each asshole looks like it hasn’t been fucked, even though it might have been. Remember what Woody Allen says at the end of Hannah and Her Sisters: “The asshole is a very resilient little muscle.” Okay, that’s not exactly what he says, but close. If anyone has any nominations, I can try to add them to this posting.
Tags: Ariana, Ass, asshole, butthole, Chloe Vevrier, Danni Ashe, Dawn Stone, Kylee Nash, Stevie Kaye
Categories: Deep Inside Scoreland
I agree on Karina Hart…butt (ha) also I think London Andrews and Kandi Kobain would be the trifecta (spelling?) with the cutest/tightest looking/prettiest/most fuckable assholes..not to mention the ones most tempting for the tongue of a man that is WAAAY into that. Before I go, I almost forgot Felicia Clover..I hate that the other sites never pay as much attention to this body part/area. I love tits, and I love ass even more..but a clean, sweet looking asshole gets me tore up faster than any other view.
P.S. If I had the credentials or skills needed, I always wanted to start up a search/blog/tumblr site that makes it possible to see if (example) “Are there any pic of Rosee Divine’s butthole or spread ass” applicable to any and all busty through BBW models..as there seems to be the least of these available for these category of models.
Hey Dave,
I agree with Elliot, yet while you may have hit bottom, the view is treemndous. How about adding Linsey Dawn, Karina Hart, Yurizan or best yet Sharday (if such a photo of her exists).
Good idea, Dave – even Score men do not live by tits alone 🙂
Dave, now you’ve hit bottom.