How to cause a rear-ender fender bender
Summer Sinn: a major roadside hazard.
Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?
First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.
On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.
Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.
Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.
Tags: big boobs, cars, driving, Penny Porsche, SCORELAND, Summer Sinn, Vixen LaMoore
Categories: Boob Watch, Boobs in the News
I’m not driving at the moment so can you please bring back Penny Porsche. She’s not even showing cleavage and she’s fantastic!
Veronica,
You came down to Miami to shoot.
So you did not come down from where you came from to cum to Miami? We would like you to cum up and down to Miami to shoot a few comings and goings before going back from where you came from where you did not come from. That is something to shoot for if your aim to come to Miami is good and accurate.
Now those guys were not coming out of a car park. They cummed in a car park when they came into the park. A lot.
You say those turkeys had their eyes glued to you tits. Did they?
More likely their eyes were glued to your nipples on top of your boobs by accident. That is what I went to water for and I just came up for air to see.
When I came down to Miami to shoot I was walking from the hotel to a nearby restaurant and these guys were looking at me as they were coming out of a parking lot, one wasn’t paying attention to see the other had not pulled away yet because his eyes were also glued to my tits. Boobs can definitely cause accidents;)
Up here in the Great Northwest, we have bikini baristas at our roadside espresso stands…..gotta love that!