Man’s face crushed by boobs
The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.
The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45’s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.
Tags: big boobs, Chelsea Charms, Colt 45, Exotic Dancer Expo, smothering
Categories: The Life of an Editor
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*both hands raised* my girlfriend is all natural HH cups ! We both love SCORE, VOLUPTUOUS, and XL Girls Magazines.
I couldn’t think of a better way to go.
Love them both wish that was me
Elliot,
I mean this in the nicest possible way: I hate you with every fiber of my being! Oh the poor trials of an editor…
Haven’t heard from Colt since early 2007.
Love Colt 45 (Look at that smile!) Does anyone have an update on her?
Great photo… those must have been really heavy. Smothered by huge boobs, that’s how I want to go.