The greatest porn performer ever? You might be surprised!

April 1, 2010 by Dave
Proving she can do four things at once, Elizabeth Starr spreads her pussy lips with those great fingernails, bunches up her tits, tit-fucks a dildo and licks it. And that's why she's one of the all-time greats.

Proving she can do four things at once, Elizabeth Starr spreads her pussy lips with those great fingernails, bunches up her tits, tit-fucks a dildo and licks it. And that's why she's one of the all-time greats.

I’m not sure if you and your friends ever have these conversations, but sometimes when I’m having lunch with Elliot James, we start talking about the greatest porn performers ever, and for me, the discussion begins and ends with one woman: Elizabeth Starr.

Now, here’s what I mean by that. Is she the bustiest porn star ever? No, not at all. Has she done the filthiest, nastiest stuff, the kind of stuff you’d even hide from your friends who have vast porn collections? No, she hasn’t. She isn’t even one of the most prolific. According to online porn encylopedias, she has appeared in fewer than 60 movies (compare that to Kelly Wells, who’s closing in on 500).

Liz doesn't care if the camera's rolling, as long as she's getting the cock.

Liz doesn't care if the camera's rolling, as long as she's getting the cock.

But here’s the thing, and as I explain this, perhaps I should rethink my use of the phrase “porn performer” because when you see Elizabeth in action, you know she’s not performing (as opposed to Kelly Wells, who seems to treat her body as a cock receptacle). She’s enjoying herself. Loving what she’s doing. Check out the photo to the right and you’ll see what I mean. The expression on her face…you just can’t fake that. I also love her long slut fingernails and her big, hanging tits. When Elizabeth is getting fucked, she squeals, and when she sucks cock, she slobbers all over it, gives it a little head shake while it’s in her mouth (I don’t know why she does that; she just does), and she has this great girly-slut voice that makes my cock hard every time I hear it.

It just so happens that Elliot is friends with Elizabeth, and several months ago, she was in town. Elliot went out to lunch with her, and he invited me along. Of course, I accepted. Elizabeth looked spectacular. Long, blonde hair. Those slut fingernails I love. A super-tight top that hugged her big tits. Skin-tight jeans that hugged her little ass. I wanted to throw her on top of the table and fuck her right in the middle of the restaurant. I kept imagining her slipping under the table and giving me one of her famous blow jobs, slobbering all over the place, me calling to the waiter, “Garçon! More napkins, please!” as puddles of Liz saliva form on the floor.

I mean, this is really immature, and you’d think after nine years of working at The SCORE Group, thoughts like these wouldn’t be going through my mind, but I kept thinking, “This woman who’s sitting next to me right now is one of the greatest fuck sluts ever. I wonder how many people sitting in this room know how much cock she’s taken up her ass?”

I’ll grow up later. But if you want to see more of Elizabeth (who has retired from shooting XXX), there’s some vintage stuff inside SCORELAND. Enjoy. I do.

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12 responses to “The greatest porn performer ever? You might be surprised!”

  1. Elizabeth Starr says:

    HI! It’s Elizabeth Starr here! I just wanted to let everyone know that I am “Out of Retirement” and back on the silver screen… Hopefully Score will shoot me again since I’m VERY busty and still have an Ass you can bounce a quarter off of…LOL

  2. Giant Tit Lover says:

    I agree Ms. Starr is beautiful, and I will be looking for her videos soon. The hottest porn stars I hqave seen, and I have seen alot, are Friday (#1) and Gianna Rossi. They seem to totally lose themselves in the videos and will fuck anybody.

  3. FrankNZ says:

    Any chance of taking Elizabeth up on her suggestion? If, as she says, she is prettier and bustier now, I for one would love to see more of her. I just adore busty, 40-something beauties!

  4. Elliot James says:

    Well said, Johnny Banana

  5. Johnny Banana says:

    Elliott,
    Your hypocrisy shows ups very well as if Christ has risen.
    And it is the judges who should look at themselves of how they judge life. Now let’s get everyone fucking, not just some good girls.

  6. viggo says:

    Elizabeth, if you get to read what i’m about to say, that means that
    Dave hasn’t deleted it.(Dave is very good at deleting things i write.)

    I haven’t seen much of your work so i don’t really know if you are the
    greatest porn performer ever, but i own a DVD (Dave, i’m not gonna say the title),
    it have Summer’s Sinn and Cummings and many other big busted girls
    all painted green and wearing purple wigs. The movie was written and directed by you. And i would like to say that i thought it was a very funny movie.
    And i think you should come to Score to make some movies.

    (Editor Maria is very much a comic-book geek and sci-fi nerd, so
    she’ll have plenty of ideas for some geeky porn.)

  7. Elliot James says:

    Elizabeth, thanks for blogging! Your enjoyment always shows on screen. I think we got that 60 number from Rame. We stand corrected. Have a great weekend. EJ

  8. Elizabeth Starr says:

    I wanted to say thank you for posting this, Dave…it means a lot to me, especially when people think I’m dead. I’m very much alive and very sexual. I have always enjoyed my work both performing and directing. I try to draw my audience into the moment with me. I would also like to thank Elliot for sending me a link to your post. If it weren’t for Elliot I wouldn’t have embarked on a Porn career since he is the one who “discovered” me. To set the record straight, I have actually been in over 100 adult movies as well as regular movies and music videos. The photos Score has of me are over 13 years old and I am much more busty and prettier now that I’m in my wonderful 40’s. I hope to have the chance to shoot for Score again in the near future. Lots of Love, Elizabeth Starr

  9. kh says:

    I’ve never seen Ms. Starr’s work (but will check it out upon your recommendation, Dave), but I’ve gotta say… I find Kelly Wells’ treating her body as a “cock receptacle” (very accurate wording, btw) pretty hot. 😀

  10. Samantha38g says:

    Elizabeth Starr is like the biggest sweetheart I have ever met. Not jaded at all like many porn stars.

    Smooches,
    Sam

  11. leonardo says:

    Dave wrote:
    “I will grow up later.”
    I groan and wait for later to see what has grown up with Dave.