Huge tits. My head. Life is GOOD.

May 19, 2010 by Maria

I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.

So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)

Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)

Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!

xoxo

Maria

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25 responses to “Huge tits. My head. Life is GOOD.”

  1. RichieRich says:

    WOW !?!?!? Cassidi Jai is Awesome…great look, smart lady, clearly in control and Maria directing traffic…very nice. I love the Tit-Tricks.

  2. Anonymous says:

    verey good

  3. cassidi jai says:

    just so you know i was 22yrs i was in to school and had no time for any type of social life with school and band i was non stop. so when i moved out at 22 i started to live take it or leve it thats up to you but i know my story and who i am….jai

  4. Maria says:

    ty AL πŸ™‚
    ps…LOL @ El Negro Magnifico.
    I love that.

  5. Al aka El Negro Magnifico says:

    Cassidi is a-fuckin’-mazing.
    I’m also part of the Maria Fan Club. πŸ™‚

  6. Maria says:

    @george, @dazinuk, @jim:
    You guys are too much. lol TY for the love and please, focus on the giant hooters on my head! They are much more fun than any pics of me!
    xoxo
    Maria

  7. Jim Pembry says:

    “there wouldn’t even have to be nudity”.

    Shame on you George! Maria, don’t listen to him. We want you naked! Hell, you’d be tackling one of the Score studs if i got my wish. “Ultimate Maria”, it’s got a ring to it …

  8. dazinuk says:

    … what George said!

  9. George says:

    I know this is getting of topic, but I vote for Maria to move from behind the scenes to in front of the lens, matter of fact you can be the lead on “The Women of Score Group”. The tats say that you’ve got an edge, yet the rose suggests a soft side, great sense of humor…. Maybe a good idea for a 2011 calendar? I miss not having one for 2010. With that idea, there wouldn’t even have to be nudity, just some nice lingerie, and seductive poses….Thank you for this fun.

  10. Elliot James says:

    We gotta get a boob-weight scale in that studio. We’re losing valuable statistics.

  11. Maria says:

    Ty George!

  12. George says:

    All I know is that you Maria, are too cute.

  13. viggo says:

    @Maria: One of the bestest songs ever!!! πŸ™‚

  14. Maria says:

    TY Dino!
    Dave! I did NOTHING for those Police tickets and don’t you think any different, buddy!
    Viggo, “Rime Of The Ancient Mariner” gets a thumbs-up from me.
    πŸ™‚

  15. viggo says:

    @Maria: What show do you want to go to? πŸ˜‰
    (wonder if Iron Maiden is playing Miami this summer?)

  16. Dino says:

    Maria you are the one of the prettier girls!! πŸ˜‰

    • Dave says:

      Dino, kissing Maria’s ass will get you nowhere! However, if you have some concert tickets to offer her… πŸ™‚ Dave

  17. Maria says:

    Thanks guys…
    I am more of a behind-the-scenes kinda gal than an in-front-of-the-camera kind of gal. My goofiness is too much for the lens.
    I leave that to the prettier gals.
    πŸ™‚

  18. Jade says:

    Hamburger earmuffs…genious!

  19. Rich says:

    When is Maria going to pose? She is just as hot as this black girl. OMG…nice tits, Maria!

  20. jdawg says:

    she lost her virginity @ 22. yeah right. where’s she been all her life? living in a convent. i hope nobodies buying that B/S. she looks ok, but she aint no janet jade or mianna thomas

  21. Rich says:

    Great video. I love that amazing smile Maria, your awesome.

  22. viggo says:

    “boob on boob”, now that’s a great line! πŸ™‚
    should have been the title for this post. (sorry Maria) :p

    thanks,Elliot. don’t know what i’d done if i hadn’t seen the video.

  23. dazinuk says:

    Cassidi is smoking, seen her elsewhere and can’t wait to see her on Scoreland too!

    PS. Maria, all joking aside you really should get ’em out for Voluptuous, it would make my year πŸ˜€

  24. Brandy Ryder says:

    Oooh totally HOT!