Things to not do while driving
There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.
Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.
An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.
Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.
Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.
Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.
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Categories: Boob Watch, Boobs in the News
i know i moan about juan largo but who is the dopey looking guy helping himself to Christys tits????
The last 20 miles on US-1 heading into Key West is full of stories that you’d figure you’d pull from someone with a vivid imagination. Just a couple of months ago a woman was driving, with her ex, to her new bf’s house, while shaving her pubic. She had an accident, drove away, pretended that her ex was driving (I cannot believe he covered for her?), before finally fessing up to the cops! Only in Florida, especially those last 20 miles of the keys!
In reality, I’ve always fucked in a car while it was parked. You know, back in high school when you don’t have a place of your own, other than your back seat, or the reclining passenger’s seat (leg on the door, leg on the center console, nothing but cock in cleavage!). After my wife bought a convertible, she rode me cowgirl in the backseat with the top down, her DD cups flying, for the visual enjoyment of a few people in the distance.
The best way to fuck in a car is when it’s not in motion. Or better yet, just like when you get an important phone call, pull off the side of the road until your finished. Unfortunately, the “hands free” doesn’t work when you’re getting your head-set full of a load like it does a phone headset. Pull off the road before you nut, or you might be ramming more than her mouth. Almost learned that the hard way myself, driving down the Florida Turnpike, when my wife was going at me good. Lucky for me I was able to starve off the blast, making it to one of the service plazas. Besides, when it comes to getting head, it’s much better to have your hands on her head and cupping her big tits than on the wheel, and you can’t (or shouldn’t) do that while driving.
Hands-free just wouldn’t be a Score style busty BJ. 😉
Alexis Silver is looking amazing as always!
Elliot, are you being sarcastic now, and people in Florida are really
bad drivers?