The return of the worst pick-up lines ever said to SCORE Girls

July 13, 2010 by Elliot James

Because you can’t keep a bad pick-up line down for long…

SCORE Girls have heard every cheese-encrusted line in the big book of pick-up quips, much more than any average girl. Here’s a few more ’cause it can’t hurt any more than it already does. Bad beyond human understanding.

The pick-up game has become a cottage industry over the past decade. There’s no shortage of online pick-up gurus trying to sell guys their game for a few bucks. They go way beyond spouting a few opening lines. Today, it’s handled like a science. Worthy of a story in SCORE?

Danielle: “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.”  Alexia: "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”

Danielle Derek (left): “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.” Alexia Moore (right): "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”

Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”

Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”

"I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."

Brianna Costello: "I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."

Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best looking guy here but I’m the only guy talking to you.”

Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”

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9 responses to “The return of the worst pick-up lines ever said to SCORE Girls”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    where is lina li these days???

  2. Chestnut says:

    Hi Brianna… Iam craving something sweet can i have a lick?

  3. Dave says:

    “Hi. I’m the editor of SCORE.”

  4. viggo says:

    Guess she does. 🙂
    @Maria: did it work? 😉

  5. Maria says:

    LOL @ ^^^^^^^^^

  6. viggo says:

    “So you’re an editor for a boob-magazine? Wanna teach me how to skip rope?”

    That one was exeptionally bad!
    (wonder if Maria ever reads any of Elliots posts?) 😛

  7. jim says:

    there have been times in younger days when fellows i was with used even worse lines on women,like “I hope you didn’t hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven” or”What a great day for you,meeting me!” or the classic”Are those real or nerf?”its a wonder any of these ladies will speak to anyone

  8. donald pasley says:

    Kinda sad huh? Whatever happened to just being hones, show some respect, and being a gentleman! besides running game only gets game run on you! Players get played, and if you about games she’ll know it! Besides if your sincere, just be confident, and know yourself! best thing to be!

  9. bigboobsfan2 says:

    Dave, I have a couple of questions if I may regarding videos of some of my faves…..

    A)karla James when might we see new videos of this amazing girl?
    B)kaytee carter did you not film a video to go with the hardcore set?
    C)Also are there any specials or NEW huge titted natural models on the way…im talking like HH Leanne crow/sara willis size? (on a side note its gutting another site on the web has these girls as there like statues and guys like you truely no how big boob guys want it done!!)

    looking forward to finding out the answers, thanks keep up the good work guys!