A pair of Colt 45s is her passport

July 18, 2010 by Elliot James

The one and only Colt 45.

Today is Colt 45’s birthday. You know I don’t mean the malt liquor. I mean the real Colt 45.

Happy birthday, Colt.

It has been a few years since any of us heard from Colt. The last time was for a story for Crystal Gunns’ SCORE column, “The Gunns Show,” that was published in the May ’07 issue. Colt, Crystal, Maxi Mounds and Kayla Kupcakes teamed up as a supergroup for the first, and I guess the last,  “Boobapalooza”  held at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado.

“Colt 45 is crazy funny,” Crystal wrote. “She always talks about the old times on the road and how different everything is now. She loves her fans.” In the stripclub world, Colt knew everyone and everyone knew her.

I don’t know if Colt is still performing or if she’s doing something else. It’s difficult to not think of her naked.

The big-boobed stripclub circuit is wiped out these days. The heyday of the ’90s when Colt and her many peeps (Niki Knockers, Traci Topps, Alyssa Alps, Casey James and lots more) ruled the scene, criss-crossing North America, has ended. I miss that time. If you were there, you know how it was. There was a real electrical charge in the air.

She may have exposed every inch of her statuesque body on stage and in front of the camera but Colt’s always been a private person. No mail order fan clubs, no personal websites. Very little video. No XXX. Mainly magazines and her club shows.  Colt had two SCORE covers only seven months apart in ’03 and ’04, very impressive by anyone’s measure (actually, three if you count the January 2002 cover, which was for our UK editions only). But she’s always operated like a down-to-earth woman. Colt’s never played the showbiz diva. Hey, she likes to fish and renovate houses. Whatever she does, she keeps the passion.

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5 responses to “A pair of Colt 45s is her passport”

  1. craig mayne says:

    i love to see you

  2. camil78 says:

    i love you, love every part of you. You are the most sexy and sensual women I’ve ever known, you are a goddess. thanks for everything.

  3. jim says:

    happy birthday to Colt. miss her a great deal,she was stunning and alluring. my best to her

  4. Chestnut says:

    Happy Bday C45…
    Your are one of my all time fav score ladys…..

  5. Dennis says:

    Happy belated birthday Colt. You were the highlight of any issue in which you appeared. I hope you’re happy, healthy and well satisfied wherever you are. You deserve it. Thanks for everything.